You Know You're A Zelda Fan IF.....!

1. you try to convince your friends that you are the hero of time


2. when you get into conversations like this...
"he totally looks like a creeper"
"I KNOOOOW RIGHT!"
....it ends up like this
"You wanna see a creeper" *hold up a picture of Ghirahim*


3. when you see cows you sing/ yell/ whistle epona's song and hope for free milk


4. When speaking with gingers...
- greetings= ARE YOU A GERUDO! :D
- conversations= Are you sure you're not a gerudo? :/


5. You convince your little brother that he was raised by a tree and he will never grow up


6. when talking about the apocalypse in science class...

TEACHER: who thinks the world will end differently

YOU: *raises hand* A demon king will take over the world
~or~
*raises hand* THE MOON WILL CRASH DOWN ON EARTH


7. MASTER SWORD!!! <=========|=o


8. You think tinkerbell/any fairy is related to Navi so you make sure to avoid them


9. When in literature class (talking about mythical creatures)

TEACHER: blah blah blah KAPPA blah blah blah **WHO KNOWS WHAT AN IMP IS**

YOU: OOO! OOO! Midna!!!

FRIEND: *epic face palm*

YOU: *gasp* You're right she's not an imp! She was turned into one with magic!


10. You cry when ever you get a game over (even if its fake)


11. You wear green as much as possible because its a badass color (wink wink)


12. You call whales Levias


13. When at the aquarium you ask where the Zora exhibit is


14. You think spiders are evil


15. When you see a triangle you bust out your sharpie and draw a smaller upside down one in the center TRIFORCE


16. When bored you say: It sure is boring around here!


17. When going on trips you say: Squadalaaa~ We're off! (( i got my dad to say that :D))


18. When someone calls someone else brother you ask them if they're a goron
((I'm convinced my dad's a goron))


19. You draw the triforce on your left hand with your highlighter at school


20. You give the teacher at school that looks like ganon an evil look everytime you enter her class room (lol jk HIS classroom)