The next movie of SOS Brigade

"I'm sorry, Suzumiya-san." Itsuki apoligized, looking at Haruhi, who was watching TV with Saki. "I'm sorry." "It's okay." Haruhi answered as she held a laughing Saki.
"It will never happen agagin."
"Itsuki...I'm sure of it."
At that moment, in rushed Momoko, whose stomach looked bigger than usual. Itsuki face-palmed. "Don't tell me-" "-I'm pregnant!" Momoko announced, hugging Saki. "Congratulations, Momoko-san. Is it a boy or girl?" Haruhi asked.
"I dunno yet. This is so exciting! I've never had a baby before!"
"We must plan the baby shower, Momoko, honey!"
"EEEEEE!! Let's go! EEEEEEEE!!!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"...

The next morning when I woke up, I felt my lips burning. Just a while ago I had kissed Itsuki Koizumi. Something I'd dreamed of doing for a while now. His words still buzzed through my brain;
ever since I first saw you, I knew I was in love...
It made my head spin to even think that he was in love with me. Out of all people in North High, out of all people in Japan, He loved me. And the crazy thing was, I loved him too.

When I walked into home room, I noticed Kyon, In his usual spot in front of me. He wasn't about to look at me. I could tell. But then it hit me. I saw he was reading a note. Who...

Five of These oneshots are based on the picture below. The fifth one is my all time fave!
"CheifShipping" is the title of the ItsukixHaruhi coupling.
DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ.
NUFF SAID.

1. He Hurt Me
I'm gonna kill him.
For her.
What's wrong with him?
Dammit, Prez, get a life!
It was eitheir the computer, or she'd tell everyone he tried to rape Asahina-san.
He needs to get over himself.
Him and his goddamn club.
Her eyes are closed, tears are pouring down her face.
"He-he called me a-oh, Koizumi-kun, it was terrible!" She choked on her own tears.
I was so mad that day.
I wanted to take that godamn...

The sun flitted through the clubroom window as Kyon and I played Shogi.Gin and Envy talked about the Soul Society or something like that.Nagato is reading.Asahina is making tea.Everything was normal."HELLO PPPLS!"Haruhi exclaimed as she walked throuh the door.
"Hi Haruhi..."Envy said suddenly wincing from some sort of pain.
"Whats up with her?"I asked Gin nervously hoping she didn't get sick or anything.
"Shes been like this all morning."Came his quick reply.
"Ichimaru,Koizumi stop whispering!"Haruhi snapped at us.
"But we're concerned.At least I am."I answered her unstated question.
"About...

After the retreat the Ichimaru's offered to drive me home in thier sweet black Ferarri Enzo.I declined by saying I brought my bike."Alright we'll be seeing you then."Envy said with a rare smile.
As i rode my bike home I noticed that I was reading thier minds and realizing just now that'Wow.'feeling that had overcome Envy when Gin made his big rule speech.Does he never really talk or something?Nagato was anoyingly humming 'Through the Fire and the Flames' the whole time at the retreat.Still I liked the fact that Miss Suzumiya was happy and mine.
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"Ahhhh,Home"I...

"FEWF!"Envy and I said as we both plopped down on the bed.
"Sorry about the meeting darling"Envy romanticly
proclaimed as she pushed her body close to mine.
"Its ok."I said as I slowly got closer to her too.
"Really?"She sighed as she held my face close to hers.
"Really."I replied before I kissed her.She seemed to be enjoying this and a lot happier so I continued with that kind of stuff.
"Ummm..."She said as I embraced her body and continued with the touching.
"I cant do this right now" She said nevously as a shudder filled her body.
"So?"I said as she suddenly felt really wierd in my arms.
...

-Gin's View-
The boat sped along and I noticed Envy was asleep on my shoulder.I felt like a stalker or somthing watching her sleep.Suddenly someone who looked like Itsuki was waving from the dock."Envy wake up!We're here!"I yelled.She yawned and I giggled cause she looked like a cat.
"Well everyone lets let this brigade event begin!"Haruhi proclaimed as we got to the manor and rooms were straighted out.
"We should go swimming or something."Envy sugessted to Haruhi.I was thinking that Envy should become an Ichimaru for some reason.
"Well thats a great idea!"Haruhi replied"Lets go!
"She shure...

התשובה היא תמיד בחזה ...
מדוע? אני, שבחרו אותך
הוחלט על ידי הגורל יקירתי כי לא יפסיקו כבר
אני מאמין כי מישהו פשוט מחקה משעמם
אתה תהיה בסדר!
אני רק עושה את הדברים כי אני מרגיש, כמו שאני מרגיש אותם

זה הרפתקה, נכון? נכון?! בעולם שבו האמיתות להפוך שקרים
אני אהיה חזקה כי קיים חלומות, לא למען מישהו

נא לבוא איתי
תסתכל על לשחרר אותי בלי סוף
ההווה...

Haruhi and Konata's Moe College!
by chocopockyninja and Lolly4me2

Part 1

    I ran down the hallway as fast as I could trying to make it to my first class. I was gaming all night long in my new dorm at Fujioka College around the Kyoto area. I wasn't making a good impression on the first day at college, but what are you gonna do? As I passed the doors I realized the the classroom doors where going down. Room 5-A Room 4-A, I needed room 3-B! I quickly turned around and headed to my classroom. I stopped in front of the door thinking of my exquse. Like I was in a new scary building...