Matthew Vega

--Oh pfff. The last adventure that was Ia-centric was a bit of a success, so I decided to introduce another thing like it. c: Guide at bottom.--

--Ia’s looking for some skinny jeans at Borvetei’s. And it isn’t going well. His poor little PJ top is covered in butter and it looks like he’s dying in the corset. :)
--Posted by BiomassSadist. (4)Likes (0)Death Threats--L) NN, 01, SN, CP

--It’s bloody 25cm. I’ll be a MacGrath’s uncle if he has a 25cm waist.
--Posted by BiomassAway. (0)Likes (0)Death Threats

--570P R4GG1NG 0N 7H3 P00R 7H1NG 4ND 7RY 70 741K H1M 1N70 50M37H1NG D1FF3R3N7.
--Posted...

Ia logged into his SocialNoose to announce what he planned to do for the day.

--im going to that nice place annabelle showed me to get that lovely coat :3 i think it suits me
--Posted by platonicsnowflakes. (0)Likes (0)Death Threats

It was met with a rather lackluster response.

--5W337H34R7, 1 54W 7H47 01D 7H1NG P13A53 D0N'7 G37 17.
--Posted by N1H111N1RV4N4. (0)Likes (0)Death Threats

--Yeah, 1 saw 1t t00. CandyPants 1snt very n1ce w1th her capt10ns.
--Posted by 0ut11er1nvested. (0)Likes (0)Death Threats

This called for some excessive whining.
Closing the 'Safari' application on his iPhone, he quickly...

--Hey, meet this guy named Astr-I mean, Ia.--

Name: Ia Weatherchild
Age: 18
Birthday: 12/11
Zodiac: Equius Zahak (Sagittarius)

--Physical--

Eye Colour: Blue
Eye Coverings/Quirks?: None
Hair Colour: White
Hair Coverings/Quirks?: A cap with winter designs
Skin Colour: Caucasian (White)
Skin Tone: Pale--like, the tone of the colour?--

Clothing--regular--: Cap, scarf, sweater, pajama pants, and slippers that are incredibly fuzzy and warm
Clothing--business--: A hoodie and jeans, with boots
Hats?: Cap, or the hoodie
Accessories?: Wears a snowflake with a cross in the centre
Other?: None

Physical Abilities?: Ability...

--I keep listening to Parade of the Dead by Hilltop Hoods. And I heard about a chainsaw. So I thought about Cookie. :3
Story about how Cookie somehow gets into Diabo and II's city.--

Cookie's chainsaw revved in a manner that seemed hungry.
He grinned happily. This was his kind of town, filled with monsters to destroy.
And beautiful Hummers to mow them down with.
"Come at me, bro," Cookie said, his sunglasses gleaming in the streetlights.
A big group of zombies started shuffling toward him, blissfully unaware of the wretched petrol-powered fury that was contained in their prey's hands.
The first one...

Diabo II grunted. His shot was getting worse, not to mention that it now meant there was a horde of zombies after his scent.
He shook his arm awkwardly (as he was still getting used to the idea of his appendages being firearms) and raced off to the safe area he had secured (which was just an alley that had appropriate barriers).
Diabo II rushed over the roofs of the strange city that was infested with every sort of monster in existence until he was over the alley, onto which he dropped.
Jointly, two shadowy figures emerged from his mouth, and as the bunny skin crumpled to the ground, they turned...