Boomer: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!
1 month later...
SB: I AM FINISHED!!!!! :D
Boomer: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!! :D
SB: let's go.
outside....
Boomer: we need help.
SB: let's ask those boys in that club over there.
Inside...
Boys: -are making goo goo eyes at them-
SB: excuse us but have you any bug-eyed blond boys lately? that look like him? -points at Boomer-
Random Boy: haven't seen them cutie.
SB: wtf?
Boomer: did he just call us-
Random Boy: you two free tonight?
SB: seriously, you okay?
Boomer: i'm scared.
SB: wait a minute this... THIS IS A CLUB FOR LESBIAN BOYS!!!
Boomer: O_O
SB: heh heh. RUN BITCH RUN!!!
SB and Boomer: -run out of there-
Boys: -chase them-
Boomer: WHY AREN'T WE FLYING AWAY?
SB: ehh, i feel lazy. THEY'RE GAINING ON US!
Random Boy: GO OUT WITH ME!
Random Boy: MARRY ME!
SB: don't worry Boomer, i'll save us! >:D -gets out saber- ABRACAPINGAS! -throws saber at lesbian boys-
FAIL.
SB: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Boomer: you could've just stabbed them.

SB: ................ -sigh- i'm such a dumbass. i guess we live the rest of our lives with Boomers and lesbian boys as our girlfriends.
Boomer: THAT'S IT! :D i got an idea!
Random Boy: KISS ME!
Boomer: EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP!
All lesbians are quiet...
Boomer: I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!
Random Boy: what is it sweet cheeks?
Boomer: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!
Random Boy: is it me?
Random Boy: or me?
Boys: ME? ME? ME? ME? ME? ME? ME? ME? ME? ME? ME? ME?
Boomer: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
all lesbians are quiet again...
Boomer: MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN ACTUAL GIRL.
Boys: SAY WHAT?
Boomer: YOU HEARD ME YOU GAYS.
Boys: SHIT! -walk away-
SB: -whispers- great job Boomer, everyone knows you don't have a girlfriend.
Boomer: .... yes i do.
SB: it's okay. we're safe now.
Boomer: no, i really do.
SB: you do?
Boomer: yeah, it's Bubbles.
Random Boy: -walks up to them- are you sure we can't do online dating?
SB: get the fuck out.
Random Boy: -walks away-
Brick and Butch: -land-
Boomer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! MORE LESBIANS!!! SHOOT THEM!!!!!!
Brick: we're not lesbians dumbass.
Butch: it's just us.
Boomer: yeah right lesbians in disguise.
Brick: ........ -beats the crap outta Boomer-
Boomer: -is injured- all right you're not lesbians.
SB: i got something on my Boomer detector. the Boomers are at.... Chuck E. Cheese?
Boomer: YAY! WE'RE GOING TO CHUCK E. CHEESE!
SB: let's go.
Random Boy: HEY! MORE BOYS! LET'S MAKE OUT WITH THEM!
Butch; THEY'RE GONNA RAPE US!!
SB: LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!! TO CHUCK E. CHEESE!
-RRB fly away-
Random Boy: WAIT! I WANTED TO HAVE KIDS!!!!
At Chuck E. Chesse....
SB: OMIGOD.
-100 Boomers invading the place-

To be continued....