"The Parrot Rap"

Mr. Garrison assigns the class to do a history report on one of the presidents. He makes everyone go to the computer room and do research, but behind Mr. Garrison's back, Cartman minimizes the research page and opens a new page and begins playing Modern Warfare. The other kids start to do this, but Butters forgets to and Mr. Garrison gives him a detention. Butters tells Cartman that he has to get a detention too so it would be fair, but Cartman refuses and claims it wasn't his fault. The next day as the kids are researching in the computer room, Cartman leaves the room to go poop. After Mr. Garrison goes out into the hallway talking on the phone about his tampon prescriptions, Butters sneaks over to Cartman's computer and goes onto a pornographic website. Cartman comes back into the computer room as does Mr. Garrison who sees the website and has a conference with Mrs. Cartman. He suggests that Cartman goes to a sex addiction camp so he will heal. Mrs. Cartman agrees and Cartman is sent to the camp. While at camp, Cartman is assigned to be roommates with Kevin McCormick who is Kenny's older brother. Kevin confesses to Cartman that he is addicted to...

My Top Ten Simpson's Episodes. These are what I think are the best of the series.

10). Treehouse of Horror XI (Season 12)

The Simpson's exit their house in a Munster theme and are killed by an angry mob except for Lisa who whistles away. Homer dies from choking on broccoli and comes back as a ghost to do one good deed to get into heaven. Homer must rescue Bart and Lisa from a witch in a fairy tale way. Lisa lets a dolphin go free which rules Springfield with its dolphin sea friends.

9). Replaceable You (Season 23)

Homer's new coworker, Roz Davis, steals his job and makes it miserable for him. Meanwhile, Bart and Martin create a robotic seal that shows old people friendly love.

8). Bart Gets an F (Season 2)

After Bart fails a test he didn't study for, he uses a snow day to study for the test to retake it. Mrs. Krabappel gives him another F, but gives him a D when he is able to answer a question he missed through sobs.

"The Day the Earth Didn't Stay Still"

After Springfield is pronounced the most dangerous place to live in America the town begins to make it cleaner and safer. Professor Frink tells them that they should take this as an insult and go after the people who said this. Lisa realizes that she is never the town's center of attention and takes this time to become it.

"Losing Nemo"

After Lisa is pulled underwater and nearly killed by a swordfish she adds them to her daily meals and wears them for clothing to get revenge. Marge thinks that Homer's diet trainer named Emily Donner is trying to seduce him. Marge sees a therapist who thinks that she is just trying to be protective over the one she loves.

"The Little Helper of the Little Helper"

After Lisa's cat dies the family gets a small protective new dog who keeps Santa's Little Helper away from them. During the night Santa's Little Helper attempts to kill the new dog but the next morning it turns out he killed Rod Flanders' dog. After Homer kicks Santa's Little Helper out of the house he must save them from the new dog who turns out to be an evil robot.