"The Parrot Rap"
Mr. Garrison assigns the class to do a history report on one of the presidents. He makes everyone go to the computer room and do research, but behind Mr. Garrison's back, Cartman minimizes the research page and opens a new page and begins playing Modern Warfare. The other kids start to do this, but Butters forgets to and Mr. Garrison gives him a detention. Butters tells Cartman that he has to get a detention too so it would be fair, but Cartman refuses and claims it wasn't his fault. The next day as the kids are researching in the computer room, Cartman leaves the room to go poop. After Mr. Garrison goes out into the hallway talking on the phone about his tampon prescriptions, Butters sneaks over to Cartman's computer and goes onto a pornographic website. Cartman comes back into the computer room as does Mr. Garrison who sees the website and has a conference with Mrs. Cartman. He suggests that Cartman goes to a sex addiction camp so he will heal. Mrs. Cartman agrees and Cartman is sent to the camp. While at camp, Cartman is assigned to be roommates with Kevin McCormick who is Kenny's older brother. Kevin confesses to Cartman that he is addicted to...