The Six Unspeakables

Excerpt:
This is what happens when me and Sarah decide to talk on Facebook.

Me
COW!!!!!!!!!!!

2:55pmSarah
WHERE?!

2:55pmMe
FLYING OVER MY HOUSE!

2:56pmSarah
**GASP**

2:56pmMe
**makes cheeseburger with the cow meat**

2:56pmSarah
O_O

2:57pmMe
**force feeds you cow**

2:58pmSarah
NO!

2:59pmMe
**removes Sarah's voice box, binds her to a chair, and shoves cheeseburger into her mouth**

Excerpt:
Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather random today so I thought i'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a random collection of letters put together to form a random collection of words which will, in turn, provide a random collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!


Read the memo? Righty ho then! Ok, lets go on to the first question then dumplings!

Excerpt:
"Ouch, I Got Hit By A Car" written by Anastasia Bowles and Josephine Cubie minutes after they first met. Will go on the U-SPARK comic relief album along with "Osteoporosis" and "The Enviromental Song".

[Sing along to the tune of Mamma Mia!


Ouch I got hit by car,
I got hit by a car
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du

Ouch I got hit by a car
and it really hurt
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du

Ouch I got hit by a car,