It was a calm, spring afternoon when Crystal Diamandis Serenity Prudence Grace Pearlflower was gliding dreamily down the bustling corridors of Hogwarts school. Bustling, that is, until Crystal entered. The halls fell silent and everyone turned to gaze in awe at the dazzling beauty before them. Crystal swept passed, trying to not to look at the dazzled students gaping dumbly at her. Her long, blonde curls cascaded past her waist as she swiftly made her way to the Gryffindor common room, her shapely, elegant, tanned legs leading her.

"Hey, Pearlflower!"

Crystal sighed. Not another male admirer trying hopelessly to gain a few seconds of her attention. Ever since she had transfered from America and started the school of witchcraft and wizardry she had been the most beautiful, most graceful, most cleverest, most talented witch in Hogwarts history - and everyone wanted a piece of Miss Pearlflower. She turned around sharply.

"What do you want?" she snapped in her angel-like voice. It was Draco Malfoy. Crystal immediatley regretted her actions. Draco's face fell.

OK, I was just ranting on to Izzy about the horrors of prefects. And I thought I'd better let off my steam by writing. I shall sort the prefects into categories. From the twee and wet, to the pure evil demon spawn.

Here is the rating system, done by JCA (John Cabot Academy) school:
X = Harmless/Kind/Occasionally can be quite fun/ will never hand out detentions
XX = Competent student should cope/annoying/no sense of humour/won't give out detentions
XXX = Dodgy/very annoying/only an expert should cope/will give out minor punishments
XXXX = Dangerous/will give out after-school detentions
XXXXX = Known student killer/will call parents/ will give out detentions/has the power to suspend/pure evil demon spawn/Miss Fudge Junior

The Alice Prefect
JCA Rating: X
Here, we have the especially rare Alice species of prefects. So named because the only Alice prefect is a sweet girl called Alice Newton. This breed of prefect is usually kind, sweet, calm and collected. They'll usually let you off for most trivial little things. Which is good, but unfortunately, the only Alice prefect known in existence is...

Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather random today so I thought i'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a random collection of letters put together to form a random collection of words which will, in turn, provide a random collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!


Read the memo? Righty ho then! Ok, lets go on to the first question then dumplings!

A. errr, yes............

B.YAAAAAAAAAAY! A stoopid quiz for stoooopid me!!!! *yes darling, shut up now*

C. *singing* ive got a loverly bunch of coconuts, deedly deedly........

D. Hurrah! On with the quiz!

E. Is this thing on? Hello? Testing, testing..

F. Sorry, did you say something? *me: PAY ATTENTION YOU RENAGADE!*


Ahem, amyway.. *breathes deeply* Draco Malfoy is walking towards you with his shirt untucked and looking rather dishevelled. What do you do/say?