I've decided to write this article to basically show off the pure awesomeness of The Sounds. I always knew they were unbelievably wonderful and cooler than frozen peas, but not until this Wednesday (March 25th, 2009) did I realise the true extent of their brilliance. So I'm writing this partly to exploit their niceness, but mainly to record what happened to me because of them; so I never forget (I have no idea if that semicolon was grammatically correct, but it looked fancy :D).

So the events that I will go on to describe make sense, I will preface my story by saying that I follow The Sounds...