(1)Damon: [after a light goes on] "No, buzzkill bob!"
(2)Damon: "Don't you have some papers to grade?"
Alaric: "It's, uh... more fun with a buzz."
Damon: "Well, most things are. Sober is... depressing."
(3)Alaric: "You have a good afternoon."
Damon: "Not likely"
(4)Damon: "You know... a room full of woman clamoring to win a date with me... sounds tasty."
(5)Elena: "Stefan?"
Damon: "Better. Me."
Elena: "You look, uh..."
Damon: "Dashing? Gorgeous? Irresistible?"
Elena: "Wrecked. You look wrecked."
(6)Elena: "So... I found out who my birth mother is."
Damon: "Uggh, who cares?" [Elena looks at him] "She left...
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