So I got inspired by my friend to make this. This is meant to be funny and not intended to bash anyone. So if you have no sense of humor please leave this page now and go get some :D Thank you;)
First most stupidest thing I’ve ever heard from a SE’er: “Delena will never happen.”
Oh that’s great. Why don’t they just name the show the Stelena Diaries then? gets a megaphone and yells into it DE’ers!! DE WILL NEVER HAPPEN SO STOP WATCHING VD AKA THE STELENA DIARIES AND LETS SEE HOW LONG THE SHOW WILL LAST WITHOUT OUR SUPPORT.
1: Ian is evil. He’s getting on the way of Nina and Paul’s love.
Nice to know that Paul/Nina = SE. Yeah, because Nian being together will TOTALLY affect the show! The fucking nerve of Nina. She should know that she has to be with Paul since she’s screwing him on the show.
2: DE fans are vile and disgusting.
I knew there was something wrong with us…..
3: Elena is boring…Bonnie’s awesome.
Of course Bonnie is awesome! She’s a witch for crying out loud! Who cares about Elena! She’s just a stupid human that is the center of this show and without her VD would be nothing….she needs to die.
4: “You’re in the running to become DE’s DEtarded little cousin :D”
And you’re the president of the BD cult club :D
5: SE fan:”I ship my most least liked character with my most liked character so the least liked character becomes more likable.”
I don’t understand how that makes sense. So Elena is only likable with Stefan but you don’t like her? Wouldn’t you want Stefan to be with someone better then her since you don’t like Elena?
6: Elena will be a whore if she gets with Damon.
This argument can’t be anymore of a fail, I suppose Bonnie’s a whore too for hooking up with her best friends brother! Oh wait, only Elena is because she’s “betraying” Stefan by being with Damon….
7: DE is incest.
LOLLLL you need to look up the meaning of the word because clearly you must be confused….
8: DE is an unhealthy, doomed ship. BD Is meant to be.
Yes, because BD sure isn’t an abusive relationship at all where Bonnie makes Damon’s brains go BOOM and burn his smoldering black clothes…no Bonnie never does that.
9: "Ian is a pedo for dating Nina."
Um...isn't Nina a grown woman now?
10: Bonnie challenges Damon…Elena does nothing for Damon except makes him go on a killing spree.
I agree…threatening somebody, setting them on fire, hating them for what they are, is the perfect way to challenge them and make them reveal their true self. Understanding someone and showing compassion towards them when they need it the most is completely overrated and stupid….
11: “I hate Elena but Stefan makes her bearable for me. Damon makes her worse.”
How nice of you to hate another person in your ship…if u hate Elena so much why don’t you wish get to be with death?
12: “Damon is an asshole for saying he would gladly let Bonnie die! He should care for her too!”
Yes…he should care for someone that throws him across the room to prove that she can kill Klaus. I wouldn’t want someone to die just because they set me on fire or blew my brains out…what idiot would? He should love Bonnie! :D
13: I hate Damon now….for now on I’m shipping him with death until he gets his act together.
Then I guess Damon/death might as well be your number one ship :)
14: Elena doesn’t understand Damon. Bonnie is Damon’s humanity.
The day that statement ever becomes true is the day pigs fly.
15: Elena manipulates Damon into anything and everything. He never listens to her but he listens to Bonnie.
Showing kindness and compassion towards somebody is called manipulating? I hope that when you get a BF/GF they don’t ever act nice towards you. Wouldn’t want you to get manipulated.
16: Elena forgives Damon too easily. She’s too lenient. Bonnie calls him out on his BS and doesn’t let anything slide.
Which is why I fear for Damon’s life if they ever get together.
17: Stefan worships the ground Elena walks on and yet she still treats him like crap! This is why most SE’ers can’t stand her!
Thank you for proving yet again that SE’ers hate Elena….
18: Elena is the root of all evil.
I really don’t have much to say to this except for ROFLMAO.
19: DE will be the end of TVD.
Yeah because most people want DE to happen….it makes perfect sense.
20: Bonnie was thinking of Damon when she was saving Jeremy. She loves him.
I don’t know what is more sad. The fact that you think Bonnie is in love with Damon or the fact that she was thinking of him when she was saving Jeremy’s life and telling him that she loves him.
21: Elena shouldn’t have stayed with Damon and went with Stefan. Damon should die.
Who are you going to ship Bonnie with if Damon dies? The air? God the logic of BD’ers never ceases to amaze me.
22: Bonnie is the love of Damon’s life.
Yeah I agree. Why don’t we go tell the writers and most importantly Damon that? I’m sure once he knows that the witch bitch is the one for him he’ll drop Elena like a rock despite the fact that she understands him, cares about him, etc. Screw that! I think he’ll love that self righteous witch bitch who never understood him!
23: Elena forced herself onto Damon. We all know he loves Bonnie.
Keep living in that delusional little bubble. It fits you so well.
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