If I were King of the Forest
Not Queen,not Duke,not Prince


My regal robes of the forest
Would be satin,not cotton,and not chintz

I'd command each thing,be it fish or fowl
With a woof and a woof and a royal growl

As I click my heel
All the trees would kneel
And the mountains bow
And the bulls kowtow
And the sparrow would take wing
If I..if I were King

Each rabbit would show respect to me
The chipmunks genuflect to me
Though my tail would lash
I would show compash
For every underling
If I..if I were King
Just King

Monarch of all I survey
Monarch..of all I survey

Your Majesty,if you were King,you wouldn't be afraid of anything?
Not nobody,not nohow!
Not even a rhinocerous?
Imposserous!
How about a hippopotamus?
Why,I'd trash him from top to bottomus!
Suppose you met an elephant?

Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That's how we laugh the day away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

Bzz,bzz,bzz
Chirp,chirp,chirp
And a couple of la-di-das
That's how the crickets crick all day
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

We get up at 12:00
And start to work at 1:00
Take an hour for lunch
And then at 2:00 we're done

Jolly good fun!
Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That's how we laugh the day away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha
That's how we laugh the day away
With a ho,ho,ho
Ha,ha,ha
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

Pat,pat here,pat,pat there
And a couple of brand new straws
That's how we keep you young and fair
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

Rub,rub here,rub,rub there
Whether you're tin or brass
That's how we keep you in repair

Yeah,it's sad,believe me,missy
When you're born to be a sissy
Without the vim and verve

But I could show my prowess
Be a lion not a mouse
If I only had the nerve

I'm afraid there's no denyin'
I'm just a dandelion
A fate I don't deserve

I'd be brave as a blizzard
I'd be gentle as a lizard
I'd be clever as a gizzard
If the Wizard is a wizard who will serve

Then I'm sure to get a brain
A heart
A home
The nerve

We're off to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
We hear he is a whiz of a Wiz
If ever a Wiz there was
If ever,oh ever,a Wiz there was
The Wizard of Oz is one because
Because,because,because,because,because
Because of the wonderful things he does
We're off to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz