If I were King of the Forest
Not Queen,not Duke,not Prince

My regal robes of the forest
Would be satin,not cotton,and not chintz

I'd command each thing,be it fish or fowl
With a woof and a woof and a royal growl

As I click my heel
All the trees would kneel
And the mountains bow
And the bulls kowtow
And the sparrow would take wing
If I..if I were King

Each rabbit would show respect to me
The chipmunks genuflect to me
Though my tail would lash
I would show compash
For every underling
If I..if I were King
Just King

Monarch of all I survey
Monarch..of all I survey

Your Majesty,if you were King,you wouldn't be afraid of anything?
Not nobody,not nohow!
Not even a rhinocerous?
How about a hippopotamus?
Why,I'd trash him from top to bottomus!
Suppose you met an elephant?
I'd wrap him up in cellophant!
What if it were a brontosaurus?
I'd show him who was King of the Forest!

What makes a king out of a slave?
What makes the flag on the mast to wave?
What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist,or the dusky dusk?
What makes the muskrat guard his musk?
What makes the Sphinx the Seventh Wonder?
What makes the dawn come up like thunder?
What makes the Hottentot so hot?
What puts the "ape" in apricot?
What have they got that I ain't got?
You can say that again.