Larry, the one guy whose annoyed by breathing itself. From the way you talk, to the way you feel, the way you cry during tragic moments, there is something about you that annoys him more often rather than not. Which leads to him being a bit of an asshole in more ways than one.
Dead relative? "Why do you even look like that when you cry? My god, if they're dead they're dead but Christ you could have picked a better face and crying sound instead of sounding like bolts being grinded in a closed dryer, my god!'
Dressed in your Saturday best? "Why even dress up for another normal goddamn day? And...
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