Ok, I did not write this myself, and have been unable to find out who did (if you know, please let me know!) but I have a feeling it was a group effort. I remembered reading these YEARS ago - and laughing my ass off - and thought I'd look them to share with you. Enjoy!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A:

Fox Mulder: No government agency has jurisdiction over the chicken. The chicken is out there, Scully, and we will find it.

Dana Scully: There is a logical, scientific explanation for the chicken crossing the road. We need more evidence.

Walter Skinner: <teeth clenched> You've got 24 hours to find out why that @!!*@!@ chicken crossed the road!!!

CSM: <blows puff of smoke> There was no chicken.

Alex Krycek: Because he can't decide WHAT side he's really on.

Byers: It was trying to escape the most heinous and evil force of the twentieth century.

Okay so here are some cute little acrostic poems I wrote for the X-Files, I hope you enjoy...:)


X-FILES

(e)Xtremely sensitive

Files

Involving

Leads pertaining to

Extraterrestrials investigated by special agents

Scully and Mulder

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MULDER

Mulling over often

Unexplainable occurrences,

Looking for otherworldly answers that cant be

Denied, knowing all the while that around

Every corner ridicule awaits, but having the courage to continue

Regardless in a never ending search for the truth

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SCULLY

Searching for earthbound answers

Canvassing all but the skies,

Unaware as of yet on which plane all the answers

To say that I was disappointed in the latest X Files movie would be an under statement. However, I will say that it was great to see Mulder and Scully again... But, the bittersweet sense that I was handed a plateful of empty promises looms in my mind. This movie was a far cry from what it should have and could have been! (And I respect those who loved it...this is not a film bashing rant!)

After much deliberation with myself and my partner, also a huge fan, I was thinking that perhaps C Carter needs some inspiration from people who actually care about these characters? And perhaps some semblance of continuity in these stories? Why not launch a search for someone who comes up with the best story idea for the next film?

I fear that the obvious FLOP factor of the film may make it difficult for the creator to fathom trying this again. The negative feedback may be a turn off to distribution companies and even the two stars of the series!!! Thus the reason for my suggestion. I mean, who better knows what they want to see? Or where they want the story to pick up? Or what characters should return? Whatever turns you on as fan!!!