Ok, I did not write this myself, and have been unable to find out who did (if you know, please let me know!) but I have a feeling it was a group effort. I remembered reading these YEARS ago - and laughing my ass off - and thought I'd look them to share with you. Enjoy!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fox Mulder: No government agency has jurisdiction over the chicken. The chicken is out there, Scully, and we will find it.
Dana Scully: There is a logical, scientific explanation for the chicken crossing the road. We need more evidence.
Walter Skinner: <teeth clenched> You've got 24 hours to find out why that @!!*@!@ chicken crossed the road!!!
CSM: <blows puff of smoke> There was no chicken.
Alex Krycek: Because he can't decide WHAT side he's really on.
Byers: It was trying to escape the most heinous and evil force of the twentieth century.