Here are some of the funniest Dharma & Greg quotes Enjoy!
Season 3 / Episode 20: - Talkin' About My Regeneration
Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: One time, when we were having sex, I pretended, you know, that I didn't have an orgasm.
Greg Montgomery: You faked, not having one?
Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: Well, I wanted to go again and I didn't want to have to wait in line. I'm sorry.
Season 3 / Episode 4: - Play Lady Play
Dharma: [holds up ice cube] Look, Greg, it's your mother's heart!
Greg: Melt it and we'd have your father's brain!
Season 2 / Episode 8: - Like, Dharma's Totally Got a Date
Greg Montgomery: Well, I wouldn't want our marriage to get in the way of your dating.
Season 1 / Episode 6: - Yoga and Boo, Boo
Dharma: Greg, don't you understand? This injury is the universe's way of telling you to slow down.