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Previously on Trainz

Austin: *Sees S.B. walking towards them* Hey, it's S.B.

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Jess: *Blows steam into S.B's face*
S.B: *Losing his balance* Whoa!!! *Falls into the ocean*
Sean: S.B!
Austin: You'll pay for that!
Jess: No we won't. We're going to the Eastwood & Mossberg.

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Emily: You didn't have to do that.
Jess: Do what?
Emily: Make that poor boy fall into the water.
Jess: Yes I did. He insulted our pride.
Anna: What are you talking about?
Jess: He was about to ask where we came from. He should have known.
Emily: You can't expect everyone to know we are French.
Jess: Everyone must know we are French, for this day will be our best. We will honor ourselves, and everyone in our wonderful country.

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Mily: French steam engines?
S.B: Did one of them have orange lipstick?
Mike: Yeah. She was the one being bossy.
S.B: Did you get their names?
Mike: No. I wish I did though. They were sexy.

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French Engines: For France! For France! For France! For France!
Citroën: *Blows steam out of her cylinders*
Anna: Citroën!
Jess: What did we tell you about that?!
Citroën: I had to let it out! The same thing happens to you too you know!

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Ms. Scarlett: Attention everyone. I have something important to discuss, involving our French visitors.
Alexis: Will it involve them moving out of my way?
Audience: *Laughing*
Jess: I will not move out of your way, until I am told to do so by my controller.
Danielle: How long have you been there Alexis?
Alexis: An hour.
Miss. Laurent: Alright American, let's get this started.

Theme Song: link

Ms. Scarlett: Very well, and my name is-
Miss. Laurent: I don't care.
Audience: *Laughing*

Intro

Sean: *Backs up to 10 coaches in the yards*
Makenzie: *Enters Mossberg Harbor with three freight cars*
Grayback: *Pulling a freight train with Eddie*
Panzer: *Looks at Ferris to his left, then at Jack to his right*
Kenny: *Passing Elmo as they both pull freight trains*
Juliette: *Laughing at Marisa, seeing that she's derailed*

Trainz

Marisa: *Uses her steam to tip Juliette onto her side*
Megan: *Passing Veronica as they both pull passenger trains*

Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central Railway
Panzer of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
and Juliette of the Eastwood & Mossberg Railway
Also starring Sean Bodine as S.B.

Hilary: *Pulling her two coaches, and caboose*
Grayback: *Watching Ethan shunt his freight cars*

Mily: *Stops in front of a switch as workmen are working on it*

Episode 86: Bonjour Part 2

Narrator: The two of us were close to Impala Station, but we got stopped by several workmen.
Workman: You heading to Impala Station?
S.B: Yes sir.
Workman 3: It'll take 20 minutes for this switch to be fixed. You'll have to wait until then.
Mily: That's okay.
Narrator: For her, but not for me. I wanted to find those five engines, and teach them a lesson for making me fall into the ocean.
Ms. Scarlett: Okay, what's the first challenge?
Miss. Laurent: The first challenge is a tug of war. Jess will participate. Who will you use?
Ms. Scarlett: Juliette.
Juliette: *Gets in front of Jess, giving her an evil smile*
Jess: *Backing up, shaking in fear*
Miss. Laurent: Don't back up yet. Wait until the rope is attached.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: It's like Miss. Laurent can't tell that Jess is frightened. She's shaking in fear, worried that the massive Daylight locomotive engine in front of her will tear her to shreds. Using orange spray paint, Miss. Laurent drew a line between the two engines.
Miss. Laurent: The first engine to pass this line loses.

Song: link

Jess: *Sweating*
Juliette: You ready?
Jess: No...
Narrator: Miss. Laurent attached the rope to the two engines anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Anna: Come on Jess.
Ally: You can do it.
Emily: We're cheering for you.
Citroën: Can I go to The Fonz while I wait for my challenge?
Miss. Laurent: Who is that?
Citroën: This diesel-
Miss. Laurent: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: On your marks. Get set. Go.
Juliette: *Pulling Jess*
Narrator: Jess was so frightened, that she didn't even try to pull Juliette, allowing herself to lose.
Juliette: Victory is mine.
Miss. Laurent: You cheated!
Juliette: No I didn't! Jess didn't even try to pull me. She knew I was going to win.
Narrator: Miss. Laurent knew Juliette was telling the truth, but she didn't care. She didn't like to lose. All the same, she gave the Eastwood & Mossberg a point on a board that got set up by itself. It's from the future.

But the board was just a black board with a wooden frame on wheels.

Audience: *Laughing*

The song fades away as Miss. Laurent explains the next challenge

Miss. Laurent: A 0 to 60 test. We will see who goes from 0 to 60, and back to 0 the quickest.
Ms. Scarlett: Hilary, you're up.

Song: link

Hilary: Thank you Ms. Scarlett.
Miss. Laurent: You are going against Anna.
Anna: *Looking at Hilary on her left*
Hilary: Get ready to lose.
Anna: Look who's talking. You'll have a tough time getting to 60 with those massive cylinders. Are they for attracting diesels?
Hilary: They just got to that size by their selves, unlike yours.
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: 3. 2. 1. Go.
Hilary: *Gets in front of Anna*
Anna: Uh oh.
Hilary: *Hits 60, and brakes*
Anna: *Hits 60, and brakes, stopping 3 inches behind Hilary*

Stop the song

Narrator: I can't believe I'm saying this, but Hilary lost. Now I gotta pay my friends $500 for betting on Hilary. Meanwhile in the presidential election..
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Forget that, nobody cares about who the next president is going to be. It's obviously going to be Trump, because he can use his money to rig the election.
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Laurent: I'm pleased to announce that we are now tied.
Ms. Scarlett: With three more challenges left, this could be anyone's match.
Miss. Laurent: The next challenge is shunting.
Ms. Scarlett: Shunting? What's that?
Miss. Laurent: Shunting coaches.
Larissa: She means switching passenger cars Ms. Scarlett.
Ms. Scarlett: Oh.
Miss. Laurent: *Looks at Larissa* A Black 5? That's a British locomotive. She cannot be used for any challenges. It's only American engines, VS French engines.
Larissa: Whatever. I didn't want to take part anyway.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Miss. Laurent: For the shunting competition, I will use Citroën.
Citroën: Merci.
Ms. Scarlett: *Looks at Citroën* Okay, I'll use Zoe.
Narrator: Kinsey, and Hayley each shunted six coaches for Zoe, and Citroën to use for the challenge.
Miss. Laurent: This is what will happen you two. You will work your way West, all of the way to Eastwood Station. You will drop your first coach off at Ballantine Station, and work your way to Eastwood, dropping off every coach at each station you stop at. Once you drop off all coaches, you will pull five more to Eastwood, and bring them to different platforms. Everyone ready?
Zoe & Citroën: *Couples up to the 6 coaches*
Marisa: You got this Zoe.
Jade: You can win.
Emily: Go for it Citroën.
Ally: You can win Citroën.
Miss. Laurent: Ready. Set. Go.
Zoe: *Slipping, and blushing* Yes!
Narrator: You should have said that when Miss. Laurent said ready.
Audience: *Laughing*
Citroën: *Also slipping as she tries to move the 6 coaches* Hnnnnnng!
Narrator: Well, neither of them are moving anywhere.
Audience: *Laughing*
Citroën: *Continues to slip, and blows steam out of her cylinders*
Zoe: *Also blowing out steam as she continues to slip* Oh this feels so good. The competition can wait.
Miss. Laurent: What have I done?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: I feel like people are going to ask me that question after seeing this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Zoe: *Slowly moving forward* I'm going. *Stops slipping* Have fun slipping with those coaches non stop.
Citroën: What?! *Slipping again*
Anna: Come on Citroën!
Ally: You can do it!
Emily: Use sand.
Citroën: *Pours sand onto the tracks, and starts moving forward. She stops slipping*

Song: link

Citroën: Shame. I am losing. I must catch up.
Zoe: *Passes the switch to Ballantine Station, and goes backwards* No sign of the French engine. I'm winning.
Citroën: *Passes the switch, but keeps moving forward*
Narrator: Citroën was so busy thinking of passing Zoe, that she forgot to go backwards to Ballantine Station.
Zoe: Luck just keeps coming my way. *Backs up at Ballantine Station, and stops with her coaches at the platform*
French People: *Driving a black Mercedes van towards the tracks, and stops near Porsche Station*
Citroën: *Pulling into Porsche Station*
French Person 1: Citroën!
Citroën: *Stops at the station*
French Person 1: You forgot to stop at Ballantine Station. Get going!
Citroën: Uh oh. *Leaves a coach at Porsche Station, and heads to a switch to head backwards to Ballantine Station*
French Person 1: Get the tools!
French Person 2: Oui. *Goes to the back of the van*
Zoe: *Passes Citroën* Au revoir loser!
Citroën: *Continues heading backwards to Ballantine Station* No matter. The workmen I met earlier will deal with you.
Zoe: *Stops at Porsche Station to drop off a coach. After the coach is uncoupled, she continues on with the remaining four coaches*
French Person 1: She passed us!
French Person 2: It's okay. Damage the track for the next challenge. The American won't notice.
Citroën: *Passes the French people*
French Person 1: Now.
French Person 2: *Taking nails out of the tracks* The rails will be weak without these nails.
French Person 1: They won't notice they are missing until too late. Génie! Hahahaha!
Narrator: Meanwhile, Citroën was catching up to Zoe.
Zoe: *Stops at Angler Station, uncouples one coach, and moves forward*
Citroën: *Stops at Angler Station, uncouples one coach, and moves forward* I'm catching up to you!
Zoe: Not on my watch! *Goes up a hill*
Citroën: *Sees the hill* Uh oh....
Narrator: Citroën was not good at climbing hills, no matter how heavy or light her train was. She always had a hard time going up hills, but she tried her hardest, and passed Zoe, until...
Zoe: *Passes Citroën* Not happening.
Citroën: *Her speed goes down to 5 miles an hour, and her wheels start to slip* Oh no!!!

Stop the song

Narrator: In the end, Zoe won.
Zoe: But we're not at the ending of the episode yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: We'll get there.
French People: *Arriving at Impala Station in the van*
French Person 1: *Gets out, and whispers into Miss. Laurent's megaphone*
Ms. Scarlett: What is he telling you?
Miss. Laurent: Oh. It was the 4th challenge. Another race, only this time, no stops until you reach the end. Since the coaches from the previous challenge have not been moved yet, the race will end at Hunterdon.
Narrator: As soon as she said that, I arrived with Mily.
S.B: *Jumps out of Mily's cab* Hold everything!!
French Person 1: *Trying to lift the van* I can't. It's too heavy!
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: *Spots Jess* You!! I gotta have a word with you!!
Jess: Save it until the challenges are complete.
S.B: What challenges?
Miss. Laurent: Young man. You just interrupted a series of challenges competing my engines, against these Americans. Even though we didn't begin the next challenge yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: Ms. Scarlett, what's going on here?
Ms. Scarlett: There's nothing I can do to stop her. She won't leave until all five challenges are complete.
S.B: *Sees the board* The Americans are winning 2 to 1, and there's 2 more challenges left. *Looks at Miss. Laurent* You might as well give up. *Looks at the French engines* They have no chance against Ms. Scarlett's engines. You may have one victory, but that's all you'll ever get. Now why don't you get back to Mossberg Harbor, and get out of here?
Miss. Laurent: Your words will not make us give up. We will succeed. The 4th challenge is a race. Ally's top speed is 141 miles an hour.
Marisa: 141?
Danielle: *To Jessica* Can you go that fast?
Jessica: No, my top speed is 95.
Juliette: Does anyone here that hasn't gone yet go 141 miles an hour, or faster?
Holly: *Worried* None of us can go that fast!!

To Be Continued

Ending theme (Start at 1:10): link

Characters used for episode

Sean
Austin
Jess
Emily
Anna
Ally
Citroën
Mily
Mike "Fonzi"
Alexis
Ms. Scarlett
Miss. Laurent
Danielle
Juliette
Hilary
Larissa
Zoe
Kinsey
Hayley
Marisa
Jade
Jessica
Holly
And S.B AKA Sean Bodine

Songs used for episode

CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
Tom Foolery: Spongebob Squarepants Soundtrack
Guitar Boogie Shuffle: The Virtues
A Drive In The Country: Bill Conti

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from July 18, 2016
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