Narrator: Leon, Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier are four Alco PA's in Delaware & Hudson paint. They are very random, and most of the time, have no clue what they're talking about.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Narrator: With Valentine's Day getting close, the four of them went together to find steam engines.
Leon, Stan, Sebastian, & Xavier: *In front of Tabby at Nova Station*
Tabby: What do you want? I have to leave soon.
Leon: Will you be one of our valentine's?
Tabby: No, now please move out of the way.

The train yard.

Leon: Will you go out with one of us?
Rachael: Sorry.
Suzie: We're our own valentine.
Audience: *Laughing*
Leon: How does that work?
Stan: It's not possible.
Sebastian: You're supposed to be with a diesel.
Xavier: We think you're saying this to avoid being with us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Suzie: We don't want to be your valentine.

Mossberg Harbor.

Victoria: No thanks you four.

By the bridge to Santa Cruz

Makenzie: I'm narrow gauge. How will that work out?
Audience: *Laughing*
Leon: *Looks at Bri*
Bri: *Nervous* What?
Leon: Be our valentine.
Bri: *Getting scared*
Stan: We don't bite.
Sebastian: Please say yes, and we'll be very happy.
Xavier: Say something!
Bri: *Closes her eyes, and cries*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*

Bellette Station

Lucy: Nope.

Cadillac Station

Jazlin: No.

The Hunterdon Central Railroad.

Alyssa: No.
Kate: No.

Eastwood & Mossberg

Jessica: You're not supposed to be on our line!
Audience: *Laughing*

Mossberg Harbor.

Leon: We looked everywhere.
Stan: And no one wants to be with us.
Sebastian: We shouldn't have asked Jazlin in the first place. She's Sean's girl.
Xavier: But she's a steam engine, not a girl.
Narrator: Steam engines are girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Except for Austin.
Sean: *Stops by the four D&H Alco PA's* Hey you guys.
Leon: Hello Sean.
Stan: We need your help.
Sebastian: We want a steam engine for a valentine.
Xavier: But no one wants to be with us.
Sean: Wish I could help you, but I'm busy with these passenger trains.
Narrator: He uncoupled from his passenger train, and passed the four diesels. Suddenly.
Crane: Hey! *Swinging to the right* Don't make me- *Lets go of the container, and watches it hit Sean* Why did you make me do that?! You hit Sean!
Sean: *Falls down, unconscious*
Leon: He's out cold.
Stan: Look over there.
Sebastian: There's a guy climbing out of that crane.
Xavier: Maybe that's why he attacked Sean.
Narrator: You think?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The four of them were hit by darts. They instantly fell asleep.
Panzer: *Has a dart gun deployed on his right side*

Theme Song: link

Panzer: Ferris, Jack, help me take these five to Zorrin.

Intro

Sean: *Stops by the four D&H Alco PA's*
Makenzie: *Blows steam out of her cylinders as she enters the yards*
Grayback: *Arrives at the Hunterdon Central/Northern Errol Line interchange*
Panzer: *Passing Ferris through the Hunterdon freight depot*
Kenny: *Annoyed, watching Dragovich get angry at Josh*
Juliette: *Pulling Margaret back onto the tracks*

Trainz

Grayback: *Watching Ethan shunt his freight cars*
Mily & Jazlin: *Pass Andrew as they head for Mossberg Harbor*

Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central Railway
Panzer of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
and Juliette of the Eastwood & Mossberg Railway
Also starring Sean Bodine as S.B.

Robert: *With Ferris, and Jack, laughing at Panzer which makes him angry*
Jerry: *Stops at Bellette Station with a freight train*

Mr. Bruce: *Watching Panzer bring in Sean, and Leon* What? I told you just to get Sean!
Ferris & Jack: *Bringing in Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Panzer: Witnesses. Without these four, they can't call for help.
Jack: The dart gun you gave him helped out though.
Ferris: Put Sean on the middle track. We'll put these D&H engines around him.

Episode 113: One Plus Four

Mr. Bruce: Wake them up.
Panzer: *Backs up with Ferris and Jack*
Ferris: Care to do the honors Jack?
Jack: *Blows his horn*
Sean: *Wakes up, along with the four random D&H Alco PA's*
Mr. Bruce: Welcome back to Zorrin Sean.
Leon: Wait.
Stan: We're in Zorrin?
Sebastian: What are we doing here, and why?
Xavier: Are you trying to hurt us?
Mr. Bruce: Only if you refuse to talk.
Sean: Don't bother telling us what you want to know, because we won't tell you.
Mr. Bruce: Then you leave me with no choice. *Turns on a monitor, and screen*
Sean: What's that for?
Mr. Bruce: I'm going onto Youtube!
Sean: You're going to play a video just to make us talk?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Bruce: Exactly!!

Song: link

Mr. Bruce: This will make you five talk!
Sean: *Watching the video* Yeah, that's not going to work. Right guys? *Looks at the four random D&H Alco PA's* Uh, guys?
Leon: *Staring at the video with wide eyes*
Stan: *Also has wide eyes, and is smiling at the video*
Sebastian: All of my questions have been answered.
Xavier: This is the best interrogation ever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Uhh....
Mr. Bruce: They're actually enjoying it?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: You're not the only one surprised. This video is just confusing me.
Narrator: Meanwhile, in an area where no one was confused.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Jazlin: He said he was going to the harbor, but I haven't seen him since.
Victoria: Do you think Mr. Bruce got him?
Tabby: I hope not.
S.B: *Arrives in his car*
Jazlin: We'll ask S.B to go look.
S.B: *Gets out of his car* What is it you want me to do?
Jazlin: We need your help to find Sean.
Narrator: Just Sean? The other engines don't seem to care that Leon, Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier are missing as well.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tabby: Mr. Bruce kidnapped him!!
S.B: Alright, take it easy. I'll go find him. *Gets back into his car, and drives away*
Narrator: I did go to Zorrin to check out the Northern Errol Line, but when I did, I wasn't satisfied with what I saw.

Song (Start at 0:05): link

Mr. Bruce: This video will make you talk!!!
Sean: *Sleeping with Leon, Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: *Drives closer to the yards, then gets out of his car*
Mr. Bruce: *Points his megaphone at S.B*
S.B: Alright Mr. Bruce, that's enough!!
Mr. Bruce: *Turns off the video* S.B. What are you doing here?
S.B: You are to surrender, and let Sean and his friends go back to Mossberg.
Mr. Bruce: This is a very bad day to have my Rolls Royce get serviced.
Narrator: But two workmen arrived in a Silverado, delivering ties, nails, and other supplies.
S.B: *Sees the truck*
Mr. Bruce: *Points his megaphone at the truck* That's it!
Workmen: *Get out*
Mr. Bruce: *Gets in*

Song: link

S.B: *Gets back into his car*
Mr. Bruce: *Driving away in the Silverado*
S.B: *Follows Mr. Bruce*
Sean: *Wakes up, and looks at the four random D&H Alco PA's still sleeping* You have to be joking. We can leave, but these four are still asleep.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Bruce: *Drifts to the right, onto a road*
S.B: *Has to slow down for another car, but quickly gets onto the road to follow Mr. Bruce*
Mr. Bruce: *Goes onto the other side of the road, making two cars crash into each other*
S.B: *Goes to the right, avoiding the crash*
Mr. Bruce: *Turns left onto a dirt road*
S.B: *Drifts to the left, following Mr. Bruce*
Mr. Bruce: *Enters a scrapyard*
S.B: *Follows Mr. Bruce into the scrapyard*
Mr. Bruce: *Turns right, and drives around a pile of junk cars*
S.B: *Follows Mr. Bruce*
Mr. Bruce: *Passes a '68 Camaro*
S.B: *Catching up to Mr. Bruce*
Mr. Bruce: *Turns left, heading away from the entrance*
Narrator: You want us to go around in circles? Okay.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Good music, huh?
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: *Drifts, tapping the left side of Mr. Bruce's truck*
Mr. Bruce: *Accidentally goes to the left, and hits a '48 Packard*
S.B: *Stops next to Mr. Bruce's car, and gets out*
Mr. Bruce: *Backing up*
S.B: *Running after Mr. Bruce*
Mr. Bruce: *Gets out of the scrapyard, and turns around. He begins to drive away from the scrapyard*
S.B: *Grabs the back of the truck, and climbs up onto the bumper*
Mr. Bruce: *Sticks his megaphone out of the left window*
S.B: *Grabs the megaphone*
Narrator: The truck began to slow down. Mr. Bruce was now under my control.
Audience: *Laughing*

Stop the song

Mr. Bruce: *His voice is now distorted* You let me go this instant!!!
S.B: I don't think so. Besides, I like how your voice sounds distorted.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Bruce: Don't play around S.B!!! I will end you!!!!
S.B: No, I will end you. Remember, I'm being played by a person that created you, and this whole island.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Bruce: You mean all of this is fake?!?!?
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: Of course it is. There is no Island Of Errol.
Audience: *Laughing*

Back at the Eastern Pacific sheds.

Jazlin: *Sees Sean return with Leon, Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: Hello everyone.
Jazlin: *Excited* Sean!!
Sean: Yeah, we're back.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Leon: And so are we.
Victoria: We can see that. Please excuse us as we welcome Sean back, and ignore you four.
Audience: *Laughing*
Leon: Really?
Stan: We're being ignored?
Sebastian: This is outrageous.
Xavier: I don't like being ignored!
Jazlin: Guys, she's joking. We missed you too.

Song (Start at 0:30): link

Leon: Oh. I knew that.
Stan: So did I.
Sebastian: This is not outrageous.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Xavier: I also knew you were joking.
Victoria: Sure you did.
Audience: *Laughing*

Ending theme (Start at 1:10): link

The end credits begin at the roundhouse during the next morning. Leon, Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier head to the yards to pull freight trains.

Characters featured in this episode

Leon
Stan
Sebastian
Xavier
Tabby
Rachael
Suzie
Victoria
Makenzie
Bri
Lucy
Jazlin
Alyssa
Kate
Jessica
Sean
Panzer
Ferris
Jack
Mr. Bruce
And S.B AKA Sean Bodine

Songs used for episode

CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
Jack Black Danced Like A Butterfly: AdobeCH
We Are Number One But It's Octagon: RazQ

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from February 11, 2017