Chris: Last time on Total Drama Around the world: China! The place where most Toys are made. Witch are contestents made toys. and all of Team London was coutgh up with loooooooooooove. so Natalie and Jax was on there own. Natalie had a huge talk with Trent....... and Jax and Annie were locked in the bathrooms by............... lets say he's name starts with a "D". So Braine, Natalie, and Jared got first to finsh but not with everyone there...... so they lost. and no one was out cause Alejandro adn Annie both had 3 votes. Who will win????? who will lose???? find out on this episode of... Total...
Owen: Santa makes them!
Zoey: Oh please!
Owen: Santa wraps them!
Zoey: Yeah right!
Owen: Santa gives us our toys! Santa makes them! Santa wraps them. And I want them to be mine! Yeah yeah! Santa makes them! He makes them for us! Now we are helping him! Make them! The toys! Santa makes them! Santa wraps them! And we get them! Yeah we are making toys! if we don’t get them.
DJ: that’s just not right!
Owen: Santa makes them!
DJ: Santa wraps them!
DJ and Owen: yeah Santa makes them.
Chris: last time on total drama aroudn the world: Ramayana! the home of vanpires! and somethings you never want to see. Noah gets kid nap by one. and wally and Jared scream for help by one. and so diid Tyler and Abby........ alittle. Heather and Alekjandro just keep kissing. Team Mexico won! so they got scary movies. what will happend in this episode of....... total drama around the world!
*Scary movie is playing is DJ is sreaming*
DJ: make it stop.
Ray: have you scean a boy with a Square head? He’s very hot.
James: oh yeah??????? So not!
Ray: have you scean a guy who is very smart.
Cody: with a very very very very small hart!
Ray: he’s name is Noah.
Girls but Ray: Noah Noah Noah.
Ray: where’s my Noah????
Girls but Ray: her Noah her Noah!
Ray: He got lost in Ramayana!
Girls but Ray: Ramayana
Ray: and we can’t find him. Where could he be? Where’s my Noah! My Noah! I need my little Noah! Where’s my Noah????? I need my Noah.
Chris: last time on total drama aroudnthe world, Parus, france. everyone had to kiss. Jasper was almost out of the game. and Jax and Blaine had to kiss. it was the perific challange for Alejandro and Heather! an lulu got pared up with Owen.ha ha! this was sooooooooo funny! at the end it was bossy Blaineley who said good bye. this episode will suck all the blud right out of you. On total drama around the world?
Lulu: Do I have to???? What if he’s lips are gross?
Owen: Oh please! Now let’s do it.
Adrianne: Oh I’m ready………. To kiss Cody!
Cody: oh great!
Lulu: oh come on I need to kiss him not you
All: cause now we are Kissing!
All: Kissing oh Kissing
Duncan: Bucker up! Now let’s kiss!
Natalie: Ok ok let’s get on with this!
Natalie and Duncan: Cause we are Kissing
Duncan: Yeah we are Kissing
Gabriella: He’s ugly! I don’t wanna kiss him!
Chris: last time on Total Drama Around the World........... Iran! the place of wars. and we had a Panit ball war!our contestents had to go crazy to shoot people. it came down to Noah and Jasper. than Jasper got noah out. Team London would have won but, Heather and Alejandro were making out again out of the playing fild. at the end it was a tie bettween Heather and Alejandro, so no one left. Wee this did happend. what will happend on this episode of *says the following in a french acsent* Total.......... Drama......... Around............... the world!
*5 shots fire*
Jared: Shoot shoot shoot!
*5 shots fire*
Jordan: Fire fire Fire!
*5 shoots fire*
Jordan and Jared: Cause I declare war!
Back ground: I declare war, war, war!
Jordan: Dunk down. Turn around!
Jared: Don’t get shot shot shot!
Jordan: Move around up and down. Than we will win
Background: Win win!
Jared: I declare war
Background: War war
Katie: there is no way I’m singing!
Abby: come on so we can win!
Chris: last time on Total Drama Around the world, we got some old people, some haven't scean in a while, and some new. Got the teams together, and went to the hottest place on earth, the middle of the world, aka the equater. at the end it was team Japan who got first class, and team team London got to elmated someone. at the very end. it was Sadie who laft, with out telling Katie she was gone. what will happend on this episode of, total drama around the world!