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total drama blank!!! (episode 27) aftermath!

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(That moment where you look at a map and realize how far away your Internet friends are.....)

Pixie: Hello guys! I'm Pixie!

Davie: Davie here!

Blainley: And I'm BLAINLEY! :D

Pixie&Davie: -.-

Pixie: *pushes her out of the way* Who does not show up to later! So go take your seat!

Blainley: -____- Fine. *walks over to Peanut Gallery and takes a seat*

Davie: Yeah... So you've already seen Mildred... Why not meet the rest of our gallery?

Pixie: Here we have: Katie, Sadie, Lindsey, Sierra, Beth, Justin, Tyler, Trent, Izzy, Geoff, Samantha, Jade, Jada, Robin, Erica, Billy, Lucas, Courtney, Zeke, Dj, and Owen!

Davie: And now it's time to bring out our first guest! Give it up for.........LESHAWANA!

LeShawana: What's up y'all?! LeShawana in the house! *goes and sits*

Pixie: LeShawana! What is up?

LeShawana: Oh you know... The usually :P

Davie: That's great!

*they sit in silence for a while*

LeShawana: Can I go now?

Pixie: Yeah... I guess :P

LeShawana: *goes and sits with peanut gallery*

Davie: Well, let's bring out our next dame! Give some claps for Gwen!

Gwen: *walks out waving slightly to the crowd and sits*

Davie: So let's interview Ya!

Gwen: Um... Okay?

Pixie: So the first thing I have to ask you is-

****BONUS CONFESSIONAL****
Destrey: Pfft! Mean old mini FS! How dare he try to punch my throat! :'( I thought we could be friends but he ruined it all... On the bright side I found this doughnut! :D *eats dounut*...They didn't let me bring my cougar and i wanted to be all like'"You see this cougar right here? This cougar will EAT your face off.' Then Malfoy will be like 'I'll stick my father on you!' and I'd be all 'Thats great! This cougar eats meat so...' Yeah it would be awesome...
****END BONUS*****

Pixie: Did you guys just cut me off with a bonus confessional? RUDE!

Davie: Let me try! So Gwen how ha-

****BONUS CONFESSIONAL****
Destery: *looking really sad* So I wrote this letter to Hogwarts.... They wrote back telling me I wasn't accepted cause I'm a huge muggle... They also said that I have a muggle face and look totally muggly.... :( *tear falls down his face then he looks mad* SCREW YOU HOGWARTS! YOU GUYS ARE DEMOND DOUCHES!
****END BONUS CONFESSIONAL****

Gwen: Um... Guys I think I'm gonna just go sit in the p-

****BONUS CONFESSIONAL****
Star: Last week's challenge was awful. I hate Harry Potter!
****END CONFESSIONAL****

Gwen: -.- Wow.... *goes and sits with peanut gallery*

Davie: Hmmmm..... Welp!

Pixie: Our next guest is the anger management Alejandro!

Alejandro: *walks out* I don't have anger management!

Trent: Dude, your not helping your case.

Alejandro: I do not need your comments Trent.

Dj: And again!

Alejandro: -.- *takes seat*

Davie: So.... What happened?

Alejandro: *Sighs* Well-

Blainley: *Pushes Al out of his seat* I can explain that!

Pixie: Uh.... Mildred..... No one asked-

Blainley: Alejandro decided to do DRUGS!

Alejandro: What! No I did-

Blainley: SHOOSH! He only did it so he could forget his past relationship with yours truly!

Alejandro: WHAT? Your like thir-

Blainley: 21. They know dear... But they didn't help him. They only made him remember me more!

Alejandro: Your crazy!

Blainley: sweetness, I know your crazy about me!

Alejandro: -_____-

Blainley He just got so angry about not having me that he snapped! Then Mirra was all 'bluh bluh bluh' and would not leave him alone! I mean that annoying little-

Alejandro: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW!

Blainley: 0.0 *silence*

Alejandro: I would never do that! I wouldn't even think about you because I don't even know you-

Blainley: Well you'd like me if you got to know-

Alejandro: NO! *sighs sadly* I just want Mirra back.....

Davie: Well Alejandro my man! This here confessional is for you! *points to screen*

****BONUS CONFESSIONAL****
Mirra: I feel TERRIBLE. I'm trying to concentrate on the game but..... I miss Alejandro. I know he was being weird in that mall thingy.... That really hurt me but still..... I've never have felt this before but....could this be....love?
****END CONFESSIONAL****

Alejandro: *smilies and goes and sit*

Pixie: And now! What you all haven't been waiting for! Mildred's part of the show....

Blainley: *throws paper wad at Davie's head* SING THIS!

Davie: -.- *reads over song then throws it over his shoulder* Nah... I'm gonna just sing: *sings* Gossip time! With Mildred!

Blainley: It's Blainley!

Lindsey: *whispers to Beth* I thought it was Blaindred.....

Blainley: Hello all! We have a special guest tonight! With a real juicy secret! His name is....... CODY!

Cody: *walks out and takes a seat next to Mildred- I mean Blainley* Hey guys!

Blainley: So Cody, let's get down to business! What's this secret between you and Rayla?

Cody: That's easy! 'Kay so Rayla was playing a video game that she was getting pissed at cause she couldn't beat it! So I just so happened to know how and I walked in that tent of hers and helped her beat it. We ended up playing all night! :D

Blainley: -.- That's it? That's the secret she's been scared to tell people?!

Cody: Well yeah..... She just doesn't wanna admit she had fun!

Blainley: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! *facepalm* You all are idiots! There was nothing else?!

Cody: Well of course there was!

Blainley: *looks hopeful* Really?

Cody: Yep! After the games we searched cheat coded for awhile! Rayla even taught me how to play Animal Crossings!

Blainley: *eye twitches and she screams*

Cody: And then we-

Davie: Dude.... I think she's had enough....

Pixie: Okay... Well why don't we get the Drama Brothers out here to sing us there cover of the classic song, I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew! *Justin, Trent, Harold, and the Sasquatch are all shown in old fashioned REAL gangster clothes*

Cody: Wait... I'm a member of this band! Why wasn't I informed about this?!

Trent: Oh.... Sorry man.. Sasquatch kind of replaced you....

Justin: Plus he has more style!

Harold: *elbow him* What he means is, Sasquatch has been preparing for this for a while. And well GOSH even taught himself how to speak these words so..... Sorry bro...GOSH.

Cody: D: No.... It's fine man.... Totally cool... *sighs*

Trent: Great! Hit it!

*old music starts to play*

All 4: *sing* I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark
I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark
I always spend my evening where there's women wine and song
but like a man, I always bring my little wife along!

I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

The fun it doesn't stop 'til 12 on happy old Broadway
So what's the use of going home, until the break of day?
Now, something confidential, whisper not above a breath,
I once went home at 2 AM, and scared my wife to death!

I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

I never shall forget the night I made Six Rapper's Run
Although I didn't have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun
I proved myself a hero of a very high degree
I ran for home, and six of them, were running after me!

I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

Pixie: That was great!

Cody: It wasn't that great....

Davie: But sadly we are out of time!

Pixie: We hope to see you again soon! And in till then!

Both: BYE!

(Dumb episode is dumb. It's also short. And I'm really sorry! Imma start updating fast! Just not this week ;_;..... I'm going camping! So I'll miss you all! Bye!)
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Smoshingly epical!
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LOVE IT! as always
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cool
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YAY! epppppiiiiiccccccccaaaaallllllnneeeeeeeess­sss­sss­! this deserves a desandnate shirt XDD
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Thank y'all! :DD
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