Chris: Hello! And welcome to Total Drama YOLO! Isn’t that a cool name? :D.
Chris: Everybody is a critic…Anyway, I want you to meet your all new cast…with like…4 of the older cast! Here’s Danny!
Danny: Hey…Chris, um really? Total Drama YOLO? What a fucking mainstream name. YOLO- You Obviously Lack Originality.
Chris: Shut up, Danny. Or I will call the cops…
Danny: D:. I’m sorry! I’m done…
Chris: Good. Take a seat. **gestures to tree stump**
Chris: Also, here is Marissa, Lia and Joey!
Marissa: **shyly makes her way to sit by Danny** Hey Danny.
Danny: Marissa! I missed you! **hugs**
Lia: **Goes to Marissa and Danny** Hi, I’m Lia!
Danny: Hey. I’m Danny, and this is my friend Marissa.
Joey: Hey, I’m Joey…And you must be Marissa. **shakes Marissa’s hand**
Marissa: o//o h-hey.
Chris: You teenagers are so annoying with your meeting and greeting. Anyway, here comes Tyler, Luna, and Madelyn.
Tyler: **enters holding Luna’s hand** Hey you guys. Nice to meet you all.
Luna: Can we go sit? Away from the others?
Tyler: Sure. That’s cool.
Danny: **goes over to Tyler and Luna** Hey, I’m Danny, nice to meet you two!
Luna: -_-. Hi.
Tyler: Nice to meet you, bro.
Madelyn: Hey, nice to meet you all. I’m Madelyn.
Danny: I’m Danny ^-^.
Luna: **looks away**
Lia: Hi Madelyn! I’m Lia!
Joey: **looks around** Lots of chicks…
Jenny: **enters and smacks Joey on the back of the head** Lots of what?
Joey: Jenny, babe, I didn’t know that you were in TDY…
Jenny: Why wouldn’t I be? I have to keep an eye on you. **sees Danny** Hey, I’m Jenny!
Danny: I’m Danny.
Iris: **enters and sits next to Marissa**
Isis: **enters running and bumps Luna** Sorry!
Luna: Watch where you’re going.
Riley: **enters, with a guitar** …
Lia: Hi, I’m Lia!
Riley: …Good for you. **walks off**
Timothy: **enters, looking around**
Danny: **sees Timothy and drops jaw a little**
Marissa: **nudges Danny** Danny?
Danny: He is so cute! O//O :x.
Marissa: ^-^ you like Timothy.
Timothy: **shyly makes his way over and sits by Danny**
Chris: **gives everyone a WTF look** Ugh, Teenagers. Here come the returning campers, Duncan, Noah, Gwen and Leshawna.
Duncan: **looks around**
Isis: O:. It’s Duncan…
Noah: **enters reading a book**
Iris: **drops her book** O//O. Crap…
Gwen: **sits on the grass and starts drawing** This is so stupid that I was forced back here.
Leshawna: **sits next to Gwen** I hear you, girl.
Chris: Listen up, Campers. I am now going to assign you to your teams. Here we go! Team Shooting Starscapes will consist of: Joey, Jenny, Isis, Iris, Gwen, Luna, Riley and Noah! The rest of you will go on team Fire-Lit Moonscapes!
Danny: Yes! I’m on a team with Marissa~~ :3.
Marissa: Finally, I’m not alone…
Timothy: **looks at Danny** ^//^.
Chris: Go, separate into your cabins, boys in the east cabin, girls in the west cabin.
Danny: Heh…I do not like Timothy!
Luna: This is so lame. I am on a different team than my boyfriend is. -_-.
Tyler: ‘Sucks that Luna isn’t on my team. Meh. Women.
Gwen: I hate this.
Riley: …This is so stupid! O:. Flying banana ^-^.
Joey: I’m on the same team as Jenny :D !!
Jenny: I’m on the same team as Joey…
Timothy: I think I’m going to like my team…
Lia: Everyone seems so nice!
Madelyn: I can’t wait to see what Chris has in store for us!
Iris: Noah is on my team…:D. o//o…
Isis: Bummer that Duncan isn’t on my team. Oh well. I will get him! >:D.
Noah: Go team Shooting Starscapes…>_>.
Duncan: What a stupid game.
-End of INDIVIDUAL Confessionals.-
**in boys cabin**
Noah: I am so tired.
Duncan: Noah, it is 9 o’clock.
Noah: So? I hate this island. It makes me tired.
Joey: Stop wining so much.
Tyler: I’m going out for a smoke. Anyone care to join?
Danny: Yeah, I’ll go. Wait…do you smoke cigarattes?
Tyler: …Yeah, don’t you?
Danny: …Sure. If it smells different, you’re just imagining it ^^.
**Danny and Tyler walk out**
Chris: What will happen next??? Find out next time on Total Drama YOLO~~~!
To be continued:3.
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