Chris: I am Chris and welcome back to Total Drama YOLO! We are here playing Dare with Timothy ready to swim in a bikini! Ready Timothy?
Timothy: T.T’ no.
Timothy: **dives into the water and starts swimming**
Lia: Go Timothy, go!
Madelyn: He is so cute!
Jenny: My swimsuit fits him perfectly! :D.
Chris: Okay, Timothy, you are done!
Timothy: **silently climbs out of the pool and goes back into the bathroom**
Chris: Next up! **spins wheel** Madelyn!
Chris: Your dare is…To eat a spoonful of catfood!
Madelyn: I am not doing that!
Chris: Take a seat over there then. **gestures to an area titled ‘Seats of failure’.
Madelyn: **hangs head and sits**
Chris: You have to bob for an apple…
Joey: How easy.
Chris: But, instead of water, it is cold, slimy baked beans.
Jenny: You can do it!
Danny: Go for it, Joey!
Joey: >_>. Fine.
Chris: **brings out a barrel** Go!
Joey: Oh gosh. **sticks head in barrel**
Noah: How brutal >_<.
Chris: Is he almost done…?
Joey: **comes back up with an apple** >_<. I’m done.
Chris: Joey is safe!
Joey: Can I go take a shower? Please?
Chris: No. Alright, next up is Danny.
Timothy: **comes out of bathroom and sits down**
Danny: Okay. **looks at Timothy** Whatcha got for me?
Chris: **lol’s** You have to give a lapdance to Timothy.
Danny: **turns back to Chris** o//o…No way…
Chris: YES WAY >:D.
Girls: ^//^ **giggle**
Danny: >_<. Can I choose something different?
Chris: No. Go!
Danny: **Gets up** F-Fine…**walks to Timothy** I’m so sorry. **sits on his lap** >_<. **lapdances**
Timothy: **blushes insanely red** Danny…
Danny: I’m sorry >_<.
Timothy: **reaches up to Danny, pulls him down and kisses him**
Chris: O: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: O: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^-^ !!!!!!!! I knew it!!!
Danny: **breaks the kiss and gets off of Timothy** I’m sorry…
Timothy: I-It’s okay…
Danny: **picks Timothy up and sits down** **puts Timothy on his lap and kisses him more**
Chris: Okay. **fans self** We got some yaoi going on in here. Anyway, next up is Iris!
Chris: Your dare is…you have to describe a weird fetish that you think someone in here has.
Iris: O-O…no thanks.
Chris: **gestures to Madelyn** Join her.
Chris: Jenny! You’re up!
Jenny: Okay then.
Chris: You have to make Noah wear your bra.
Jenny: Um…now that is just crossing the line…
Chris: No, it isn’t.
Jenny: **gives Noah her bra with pink and purple hearts**
Noah: **puts on bra** >_<. My life is over.
Iris: **giggles** Lookin’ good, Noah.
Chris: Jenny is safe!
Isis: Can I be next?
Chris: Sure. Your dare is to snort crushed up smarties and then take 4 shots of sprite.
Isis: Okay…I’m not doing that.
Chris: Suit yourself. Tyler is next. Ready for your dare, Tyler?
Chris: You have to go outside, and scream “I MASTURBATE ALLIGATORS”
Tyler: …Okay. **goes outside** I MASTURBATE ALLIGATORS. **Comes back in and sits down**
Chris: That was no fun xP. Next up is Luna.
Chris: You have to describe what it’s like to kiss Tyler.
Luna: It’s like…fireworks, everytime I kiss him. He puts pressure on my mouth and-
Danny: >_<. No more!
Luna: I wouldn’t be talking. At least I’m a girl that has a boyfriend. You are a guy!
Danny: So? I am Pansexual, get over it. :P.
Chris: Luna is safe. Extra points for Danny. Next up is Lia.
Chris: You have to tell us, have you ever thought about killing someone? And if so, who is it?
Lia: I haven’t thought about killing anyone!
Chris: You’re lying.
Lia: No I’m not!
Chris: ;D. Alright, last but not least, Marissa!
Chris: Tell us all, are you wearing a thong?
Marissa: O//O no!
Chris: Kay. Our losers tonight are Madelyn, Isis and Iris! Which one will be going home?
Chris: Alright! Your votes have been cast! Tonight’s loser is…Isis. Sorry! Bye!
Riley: D: !!!!!!! NOOOOOOO~~~!
Isis: Baiya, Gaiz~~! :c.
Riley: Baiii bestfriend~~~
Later That Night
Timothy: **laying on top of Danny cuddling up to him**
Tyler: I knew it would happen.
Luna: We all did!
Riley: DannyxTimothy! :D.
Danny: Goodnight, you gaiz. I’m tired. Good night, Timothy. **kisses his lips softly and drifts off into a deep sleep**
Lia: That is too cute!
Luna: It’s really gross.
Jenny: You are gross, Luna.
Joey: Yeah. Leave them alone. At least they are happy. :P.
Luna: I still think it’s gross. **lays on Tyler and shuts eyes**
Jenny: **mutters: prick…** **falls asleep next to Joey**
Chris: What will happen next o: ???
Forrest: You already know, Chris.
Chris: ^//^ I know.
Forrest: Of course you do -_-.
Chris: Find out next time on…
Forrest: Total Drama YOLO!
Chris: Not bad my friend, not bad.
:3. Comment on this…eventful chapter o;.