noah
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?
ellen
Oh,hi noah!
noah
Hi ellen.
ellen
Hey noah, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me
noah
That's very interesting.
ellen
He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!
noah
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?
ellen
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, noah...
noah
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.
ellen
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, noah.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
noah
I don't want to talk about it,
Nicky! This conversation is over!!!
ellen
Yeah, but...
noah
OVER!!!
ellen
Well, okay, but just so you know �
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
noah
ellen, please!
I am trying to read....
What?!
ellen
IF YOU WERE QUEER
noah
Ah, ellen!
ellen
I'D STILL BE HERE,
noah
ellen, I'm trying to read this book.
ellen
YEAR AFTER YEAR
noah
ellen!
ellen
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,
noah
Argh!
ellen
AND I KNOW THAT YOU
noah
What?
ellen
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,
noah
I would?
ellen
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.
noah
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...
ellen
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?
noah
ellen, that's WRONG!
ellen
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!
noah
I am not listening!
ellen
AND HERE I'D STAY,
noah
La la la la la!
ellen
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.
noah
Aaaah!
ellen
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!
noah
BUT I'M NOT GAY!
ellen
If you were gay.
noah
Argh!
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?
ellen
Oh,hi noah!
noah
Hi ellen.
ellen
Hey noah, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me
noah
That's very interesting.
ellen
He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!
noah
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?
ellen
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, noah...
noah
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.
ellen
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, noah.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
noah
I don't want to talk about it,
Nicky! This conversation is over!!!
ellen
Yeah, but...
noah
OVER!!!
ellen
Well, okay, but just so you know �
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
noah
ellen, please!
I am trying to read....
What?!
ellen
IF YOU WERE QUEER
noah
Ah, ellen!
ellen
I'D STILL BE HERE,
noah
ellen, I'm trying to read this book.
ellen
YEAR AFTER YEAR
noah
ellen!
ellen
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,
noah
Argh!
ellen
AND I KNOW THAT YOU
noah
What?
ellen
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,
noah
I would?
ellen
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.
noah
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...
ellen
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?
noah
ellen, that's WRONG!
ellen
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!
noah
I am not listening!
ellen
AND HERE I'D STAY,
noah
La la la la la!
ellen
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.
noah
Aaaah!
ellen
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!
noah
BUT I'M NOT GAY!
ellen
If you were gay.
noah
Argh!