Author's Note: I'm back! It's been 4 months! Oh gee! Okay, I had to have a romantic challenge. And I already have an epic challenge prepared for "L", so yeah.
Chris woke up the campers that remained asleep after he threw a fire-extinguisher bomb in each cabin.
The campers all looked like Wedding cakes as they headed for the meeting area.
"Welcome campers, or should I say, lovebirds." Chris introduced. After a long silence, he added, "aren't you going to ask why?"
"No." Every camper said in unison.
"Did you ask why, Noah? Well it's simple. H is for" Chris paused. After another long silence he said "CHEF WHERE IS THE DRUM-ROLL?" A sudden drum-roll was heard. "H is for... Heart!"
"Some of us aren't in a couple, eh." Ezekiel said.
"And some of us don't want to be." Noah added.
Chris smiled. "I will say the couples. They were voted by the people who have been eliminated."
Geoff and Bridgette immediately looked sad.
"Heather and.... DJ!"
"Why?!!" DJ shouted at the camera.
"Lindsay and... Trent."
Tyler looked worried.
"James and Katie."
James silently cheered.
"Sadie and Owen." Chris said.
"Duncan and Eva."
"Bridgette and Noah"
Geoff looked sad, and wondered who he was paired with.
"Geoff and... Sierra."
"Cody and Izzy."
"Ezekiel and May."
"And that leaves Tyler and Gwen."
Most of the campers weren't too annoyed at their pairing. This didn't include Ezekiel and May, Duncan and Eva and Heather and DJ.
"Your challenge is to look as romantic as you can. Which ever couple is the least romantic leaves. That's right. It's a double elimination."
"Okay..." They said.
"Oh, and did I tell you who the guest judge is?" Chris asked. They shook their heads. "Alejandro, the God of romance." With that Chris left and was replaced by Alejandro.
"Okay, survivors." Alejandro said with a tinge of jealousy. "Here's how it'll work. I'll set you with a task. If you pass, you are safe, if you fail, you have to do another challenge. Once everyone passes but one couple, then that is the couple I will eliminate." Alejandro explained.
Alejandro sat on a judging table behind the stage used in the Acting Contest. "Your first task is the classic pick up line. Boys, you have to use a pick up line and I will test you on it's... romance." Alejandro announced. "First up; Heather and DJ.
DJ walked up to Heather. "You.. are... um.. pretty?"
"Fail." Alejandro announced straight away. "Trent and Lindsay."
Trent walked up to Lindsay. "You're beautiful."
"Oh how original." Alejandro commented sarcastically. "Fail. Next is... James and Katie."
James walked up to Katie. "Katie. This is the truth. I really like you, and I thought now was a good time to say it."
"Pass, I guess." Alejandro said as the two hugged. "Owen and Sadie."
Owen walked up to Sadie. "We are alike in so many different ways. That's what I like about you."
Alejandro laughed. "I'm not sure whether Sadie took that as a compliment, but you passed! Next is Duncan and Eva! This is going to be funny."
Duncan walked up to Eva. "You're strong."
Alejandro frowned. "That's it? Fail." "Next is... Bridgette and Noah!"
Noah awkwardly walked up to Bridgette. "Look. I'm the scrawny guy, and I know I'd never have a chance with a girl, but since I have to compliment you, you're hot. Probably the hottest on the show." Bridgette smiled, but replied; "Sorry but I'm with Geoff."
"Pass." Alejandro said. "Geoff and Sierra. Hit me with your best shot. Geoff murmured something about literally doing it and walked on stage. "I like your hair... And you are tall..." he muttered.
Alejandro shook his head in disapproval.
"Cody and Izzy." Cody walked up to is and opened his mouth.
"fail." Alejandro said immediately.
"What?!" Cody complained. Alejandro shrugged.
"Next is... Zeke and May."
Ezekiel crept up to May and she slapped him.
Alejandro laughed, but still said, you guessed it, "fail".
Last but not least, it was Tyler and Gwen's turn.
Tyler was pretty nervous. He wasn't interested in goths. He walked on to the stage.
"Pass." Alejandro said.
"But... why?" Gwen asked.
"Anything for you, my moon coloured beauty." Alejandro said flirtatiously.
"Oh shut up already." Gwen muttered. Alejandro was shocked.
"Oookay." Alejandro said shakily. "Next challenge for those who failed, best kiss."
"Forget it! I quit!" Duncan shouted. "Your all jerks anyway. I've already got a million so why would I want another? Stupid Al. Stupid Chris. Stupid Eva." He walked to the boat of losers and Alejandro didn't protest.
"I guess Eva, you're out too."
Eva looked shocked. "But... but..."
Chef grabbed Eva and threw her on the boat too.
"I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET! WITH ALL OF YOU! AAAARGH! !@#$ !@#$"
Chris appeared out of nowhere. "Well, that went badly. Now what? I guess I conclude the show... How will the final 18 go next challenge? Will the teams be changed? Wink wink, nudge nudge, Will James and Katie's relationship last more than a day? Find out next time on Total... Drama... Letters!"