Annie: Okay, so I didn't really get to spend time with Jordan, that's fine! But I know someday he will be mine. (sighs)
Lia: Wow... I got to spend most of the time with Jordan... Right until the snake pee in his mouth... Gross... But I will not give you. You hear me Annie?! I will have Jordan just face the facts!
Blake: I'm so glad my team won again. It's a good thing for me to feel victorious.
Vincent: Dammit. Dammit. Dammit! (hits head against confessional wall)
Liza Stop thinking about Joss and Marissa. Stop thinking about Joss and Marissa. OHMYGOD Jorissa! STOP! (screams)
lily: ok so theres some nice pepole here. may seems nice and Elisa a animal lover maybe i can make some friends as long as my problem dosent act up.
Cole: I vote for Jason...
Maylene: Jason's a big dummy! I want him out!
Chilly: good bye Jason!
Ashley: I vote off Jason. He is liiiike sooooooo stupid and bitchy, and then he calls me mean woooords, and his mouth needs sooooaaaaapp, and like, it's just disrespectfulllllll. I bet his taste in fashion is like sooooooo horrible.
Chris: Okay. So, just like in Total Drama Action, you have to vote by using those remote thingy. So, VOTE!
(Jordan randomly picks because he is so dizzy)
Chris: okay, all the votes are in. When I call your name, I will throw you your gilded Chris award. First is.... Robert!
Joss: (catches gilded Chris award)
Chris: Cole. Alice.
Cole: BO YEAH!
Marissa: Yay! (catches gilded Chris award)
Lance: Oh yeah!
Maylene: YIPPE- (get's hit in the head by gilded Chris award)
Chris: Jordan. (Throws Jordan his gilded Chris award but it hits him in the head and he passes out.)
Robert: Oh no. Will he be okay?
Chris: He'll be fine. Now moving on. The next one goes to... Ashley.
Ashley: Yippee! (catches it then bites into it) Ow! It's not chocolate?
Chris: Afraid not. Now. Jason. Fawn. One of you 2 will be eliminated tonight.. and the final gilded Chris Award goes to......... Fawn!
Chris: Sorry Jason. Time to go home.
Maylene: YEAH! Meany! Jerk! Bully-
Alice: Yeah he get's it.
Jason: so it's the shity Lame-o-Shame for me?
Chris: Nope. We got something better in store..
(Walk-o-shame by the Bug-o-shame)
Chris: The Bug-o-Shame!
Jason: Why are there so many fucking bugs there?
Chris: After Total Drama Action, this limo was been in the shed the whole time. Bugs just got all over it.
Jason: Well, I fill fucking bad to what ever Bitch has to drive the car of hell. Because I'm only in there for a short fucking while. While he is in there after everyone elimination ceremony.
Chris: yeah.. He is a mutant bug.
(The Mutant bug rolls down window)
Jason: What the fuck?!
Chris: hehe... yeah. I brought him back from Camp Wawanakwa.
Jason: I'm not fucking getting in that thing!
Chris: Oh yes you are. (door opens and he pushes Jason in there)
Chris: Our first elimination! What will happen next time on Total.. Drama.. Reaity Check!?
(Team Real Boy's tailor)
Jordan: Well I'm going to take a shower to hopfuly try to get me to fill better. (goes in restroom but then Liza's bra falls out of his pants)
Cole: (picks up the bra) Jordan has a bra?