Dawn: Hola amigos! Welcome to Iberostar, a hotel in Cancun,Mexico! Me and my boyfriend Noah will be hosting total drama cancun!
Noah: Let's see our guests...
Liss: *coming with suitcases* hi!!!!!!!!
Dawn: Hi Liss! Welcome to the show, man!
Liss: It's great to be here! You know, Cancun looked alot different in the brochures. Now... IT'S MOR BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!
Dawn: Thanks! Duncan and I picked it!
Duncan: *comes in* Sup?
Sofie: *running in* ...HI
Sofie: Hi, I'm sofie!!! *shakes Dawns hand really hard* nice to meet you!
Dawn: Nice to meet you to! Now, stand next to Liss
Liss: IM STANDING ON A FRIGGIN ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WATER!!!!!!
Dawn: That's where I wanted to put you guys ^^
Liss and Sofie: T.T
Dawn: And our third guest is...
Ivy: Hey you guys! I'm Ivy!
Duncan: AFI! I like that band too!
Ivy: Yeah... I went on their world tour and got a tee.
Danny: What'cha talkin about?
Dawn: Danny? You said your plane was on delay!
Danny: Yeah, but DJ was goin on a different plane, so I decided to tag along.
Dawn: Hey! You brought Cat!
DJ: She fell asleep on the plane, so I carried her here.
Cat: *waking up* Where am I?
DJ: You're in Cancun. It's okay. *kisses cheek*
Cat: You're so sweet!
Dawn: Aww! I know! Rayine should be here any second.
Sofie and Ivy: Who's Rayine?
Rayine: I'm Rayine! Hi guys! You know... I imagined Cancun being in Italy.
Noah: Well, it seems someone hasn't been taking sixth grade geography.
Rayine: Well, actually, uh, well, yeah. I was in geography though...
Izzy: *swinging on vine* HAHAA!!!!!!!!!! IZZY IS HERE!!!!!!!!
Cat and Rayine: IZZY!!!!!!!!!!!
Noah: Someone help me.
Sky: *jumps in and backflips Noah*
Noah: *on ground*
Dawn: *rushing* NOAH! U OK?
Noah: Uuuggghhh.... *gets up* I'm a quick healer, and I do have to credit Sky for her awesome moves.
Sky: Thanks! I've been told that a billion times!
Karen: *kicks Noah's in the stomach*
Noah: *falls down again*
Dawn: Well... at least it wasnt in the balls! U still okay Noah?
Noah: Yeah. *gets up* Can you get me a mocha?
Dawn: Later. Now, we start the show...
Jared: WAIT!!!!!!!! *jared and ekinah run over*
Dawn: What happened to you guys?
Ekinah: Our stupid fucking taxi driver was "late". So we had to come late!
Dawn: Well, you're fifteen minutes late. Now, let me explain the teams. So there are two parts of the hotel, the Toucan and the Quetzal, both leading to the pool. Thoes will be your teams. The teams are:
Cat, Sky, Sofie,Jared, and Liss.
Liss: GO TEAM TOUCAN!!!!! WOO!!!!!!!
Dawn: That's okay! Here's team Quetzal:
Karen: Quetzal..heh heh...that's a funny word...
Ekinah: I have to agree...heh heh...
Dawn: I'm sorry this episode was short and boring. Here are your interactive chalanges:
1. Find your roomate. It can only be 1, and it can be from another team.
2. Make a song playlist with at 5-10 songs. All team members must put at least 1 song in it.
2 Techno songs
1 Slow-dancing song
1 90's song (1990-1999)
No Disney Doushebag songs
the playlist I like the best will be in the next episode!
3. WHO THE HELL IS CHRISTINA RICCI? SOMEONE TELL ME!!!!!!!
if u wanna join, u can say so!
no one is getting voted off in this episode!
I am so sorry if this epsode is boring, the next will be better!
so enjoy, and comming soon, is the next episode of TDI: Cancun!