A hilarious list of things they will NEVER say... (NOAH FANGIRLS: Skip the first one for Noah, or I'll have to go into the Witness Protection Program...)
Ezekiel: Eva, you're a PMS bitch.
Eva: I like, love life, like, a lot, like ya totally!
Noah: I'm straight. (or) Oooh, something shiney!
Justin: Looks don't matter. (or) I'm not sexy!
Katie: I'm ugly.
Sadie: I hate Katie!
Tyler: Sports? Eww, no.
Izzy: *monotone voice* Wonderful weather we are having.
Cody: I'm not a ladies man.
Beth: Damnit, get away from me, Justin!
Courtney: I WANNA ROCK!
Harold: I have no wiked skills.
Trent: Gwen sucks, 9 sucks, music sucks.
Bridgette: Let's go HUNTIN'!
Lindsay: 1 plus 2 multiplied by the square root of 124 divided by 3 to the power of 3 equals 2. Any moron knows that!
DJ: Gimme yo' money, bitch.
Geoff: A party? Parties are for drunk drug-addicts.
LeShawna: Heather, let's like, be BFFFFL!
Duncan: Hey Harold, you wanna make out?
Heather: I love you all!
Gwen: I'm super cool, super hot, I'm the girl you like a lot, I'm super, super girl!
Owen: Has anyone seen my diet coke? (or) Justin isn't sexy.
Chris: I'll do my hair later. (or) That's too dangerous! I couldn't live with myself if the campers got hurt!
Chef Hatchett: What? Prison? Do I look like the kind of guy who's been to prison?
What? .... Don't pretend Duncan's wasn't funny!