Total Drama Island Article: Total drama EXTREME RULEZ Ep 1

posted by dxarmy423

Chris: Welcome to the newest, most destructive, addicting and action packed tv show yet TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ!

Chris: we the contestants.. I mean victims will do extreme stunts, go to extreme places and play in extreme sports and more!

Chris: On this episode we will introduce the competition and make the 2 teams!

Chris: the contestants-

geoff
duncan
raven
penny
trent
zoey
sam
owen
annie
harold
terra
alejandro

Chris: and its time for our first challenge THE BATTLE ROYAL!!!

Chris: AND YOUR EXTREME GUEST HOST FOR THIS EPISODE IS THE RATED R SUPERSTAR EDGE

Edge: thats right the first episode of this show is graced by the presence of me

Chris: edge tell them what there doing

Edge: ok all the guys will be in a battle royal to find the leader of team one

Chris: and the ladies will fight each other for leadership of team 2

Edge: you have 10 minutes to meet us down at the ring

*At the hotel*

Terra: ahh this is gonna be extreme
Alejandro: duh thats why its called extreme rulez
Duncan: shut it alejandro

*down the hall*

Geoff: woot i cant wait
Raven: i cant believe edge is here
Sam: i know its awesome
Trent: but we have to fight each other i dont like it
Owen: stop being such a wuss
Raven: yeah wuss

Chris: *yells* all contestants to the ring

*camera goes to ring*

Edge: ok the first battle royal is the guys battle royal

*Duncan, geoff, harold, owen, alejandro,and trent go to the ring*

Chris: *ding ding*

Duncan: *runs over to alejandro and starts punching him*

Alejandro: Ahhh dammit duncan you ass

Trent: *starts kicking harold* ha ha ha

Owen: *clothes lines Geoff out of the ring*

Chris: Geoff is eliminated

Geoff: ahh dammit

Owen: *throws harold and trent out of the ring*

Chris: Harold and Trent are eliminated

Duncan: *picks up alejandro*

Alejandro: *kicks duncan in the kiwis and throws him over the top rope*

Chris: Duncan is eliminated

Alejandro: I win and all you people suck

Edge: ugh its not over idiot

Alejandro: huhh *gets punched out of the ring*

Chris: alejandro is eliminated and the winner is OWEN!!

Owen: HA ha yeah

*camera goes to outside the ring*

Edge: ok its the girls turn

*camera goes to ring*

Chris: *ding ding*

Raven: *teams up with penny and throws zoey out of the ring*

Chris: zoey is eliminated

Annie: *tries to punch terra*

Terra: *ducks and throws annie out of the ring*

Chris: annie is eliminated

Penny: *clothes lines terra out of the ring*

Chris: terra is eliminated

Sam: *punches raven* ha loser

Penny: *drops sam on her head and throws her out of the ring*

Chris: sam is eliminated

Raven: *pushes penny over the top*

Chris: penny is eliminated and your winner is RAVEN

*camera goes to edge*

Edge: now owen choose your team

Owen: my team will be Duncan, Penny, Zoey, Trent and Sam.

Raven: then my team will be Harold, Alejandro, Terra, Geoff and Annie.

Chris: the teams names will be

Team Uno:

Owen
Duncan
Penny
Zoey
Trent
Sam

Team Dos:

Raven
Harold
Alejandro
Terra
Geoff
Annie

Chris: and this is the end of the first episode of TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ See you next time

Edge: YEAH!!

sumerjoy11 Me, Trent and Duncan? I like my team!

dxarmy423 ha

RavenRox2 AWWW YEAH! I WIN! but i i got all the sucky people!? WHY DO YOU HATE ME????????????

dxarmy423 i dont hate you think of it as a challenge

RavenRox2 well expect harold, Geoff, and alejandro to be dead the next morning! ....and i dont know terra or annie...

CyD12 awesome lov it! =D cant wait till next part!

agtimm Me,Raven,Geoff? NICE TEAM.

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total drama dynamite episode 6

posted by KARIxTRENT

kari was snowboarding waiting for everyone else to wake up.
trent:woah gnarly moves.
kari:heheh thanks.
chris had a meghorn:EVERYONE MEET ME IN THE MESS HALL!
kari fell:GAH!
groan
(she rubbbed her head)
in the mess hall:
kari dumped her tray:SOMEDAY BUT NOT TODAY!
trent:you can have my toast kari.
kari smiled at him.
duncan:how can ANYONE eat this slop?!
leshawna:dont know about yall but I aint eating this.
lindsay:me neither.
confessions of kari:
peh todays challange:EATING CHEFS SLOP!
ha!

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Duncan and Miranda Chapter 2

posted by potterandtdi

Duncan

'Her eyes. It hit me. The girl I was on had the most beautiful eyes I'd ever seen. Now she's holding on to my waist. On my motorcycle.MY motorcycle. Not Geoff's, not Trent's. MINE. I wanted to stare into those eyes. I really do. I hope she feels the same way.' I thought in my head. I peek out of my daydreams and see my house. I park behind my dad's car. I get off my motorcycle. She sits there. She stares beyond my house. To the graveyard nextdoor. "Oh, don't mind that. It's not that spooky." I tell her. I try to get her to focus. She looks like she's possessed. I wonder what's wrong.

Miranda...

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total drama dynamite episode 5

posted by KARIxTRENT

chris:last time on tdd..
sadie got voted off!
rayentte was listening to music.
gordon:hey watcha listin to?
raynette showed him.
gordon:I love this song!
rayntte:so do I.
(they both smiled and inched closer and kissed)
trent was massing karis shoulders.
confessions of trent:
on a scale of 1 to 10.. the chick is a 20!
smart,cool,hot,pretty and indpendant, I think I am in love..
(he love sighed)
rayennte and gordon were holding hands.
lindsay:aww...
they are so hooked up!
trent:lindsay they were already hooked up.
lindsay:ohh..
kari:nice rayntte.
(they high fived)

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I'll show him Chapter 1 & 2

posted by bubblegum05

Duncan and Courtney in the bar

Chapter 1- Crazy Crooked Car

I was in my car when it all started. It was freezing outside, and the sun was down. Something wasn't right. The trunk started shaking by its self. Something had jumped onto the back of my car and was going through the window. In a flash he jumped up at me. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed. "Duncan! You nearly gave me a heart attack!" He was laughing so hard his nose piercing looked like it was about to come apart. That would of been funny. "Oh!" He laughed," Did i scare you princess?" I gave him the look i always did when i was mad at him. "No." I sighed, "If you need...

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Miranda and Duncan chapter one

posted by potterandtdi

I walked down the street with my black converse clopping on the pavement. I hear a faint bang but ignore it. I hear it again, but a little louder. Someone pushes me off the sidewalk and into a nearby alleyway. I open my eyes and see a handsom man on top of me. He has a green mohawk topping his jet black hair. His skin was a nice
in-the-middle color, not too pale, not too tan. And his eyes, oh, those teal blue eyes got me. They were rich and smooth. They had a touch of green, only a faint one. Those eyes were what got me. "I'm sorry I tackled you. I hope it didn't hurt." he said. He reached...

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The SO-Called-Finale Part 1 (Duncan's Point Of Veiw)

posted by bubblegum05

NOTE:I DIDNT REMMEBER IT WORD FOR WORD

Yeah, I deserve to win the million. I also desrve Courtney and her princess ways but NOOOOOO SHE BROKE UP WITH ME! I was in a pool with Courtney, and she said she wanted to make out. It was the best moment ever in my life. Untill BETH woke me up with all her chattering! "WEAR A BLIND-FOLD LOSER!" I screamed. Then, I waited for laughs. "Uh guys?" I said. "Oh ya, nobody else in the cabin."I shoved my pocket knife into the side of my bunk. "Now i'll never get to sleep." In a flash something that looked like pruple hairspray came in through the top of my...

TDA Replay; Ep 20: Get a Clue {starring Yurie}

posted by Mp4girl

Episode 20: “Get a Clue”
***
I chatted with Beth at breakfast, scrambled eggs.
“You’re like sooo lucky you have your boyfriend here,” she was saying. “Brady... well, I haven’t seen him in so long.”
“You must miss him,” I said politely.
“Yeah,” she sighed. I didn’t really believe her. But, she was my friend, so...
Suddenly, Harold spit a microchip at me. “Ew!” I gasped. “Harold!”
“Sorry,” he said. “What is it?”
“Only on way to find out,” Beth said. “Stick it in Courtney’s PDA.”
“That is not going near my PDA,” Courtney protested.
Duncan grabbed...

TDA Replay Episode 17; Super Hero ID {starring Yurie}

posted by Mp4girl

Episode 17; “Super Hero ID”

Everyone was awake by three in the morning on that day. Courtney and Lindsay really smelled! And I said so.
They were too busy arguing to notice. I sighed, and since I was awake already, I changed and stepped out. Oh, well. I’m off to meet Duncan.

I stepped out (everyone else did, also) and Chris was already there. He explained the challenge, super-power, blah, blah, blah.
I designed and made my costume quickly, so I could spend “quality time” with Duncan.
It was sky blue and cream, with a red sash around my waist. A red ribbon held back my hair. I showed it...

TDA Replay, (Episode 15; Million Dollar Babies) [with Kiyurie]

posted by Mp4girl

Episode 15: “Million Dollar Babies”
I decided to eliminate Lindsay and Gwen from the competition.
***
“A sports challenge?” I echoed.
“Sounds like fun, right?” Duncan laughed.
“For you, maybe.”
He smiled and kissed my cheek.
I waited while Chris explained the challenge… blah blah blah tires…
“Ready? Annnndd….. GO!” Chris yelled when he had finished.
So our team went, and after all, it wasn’t that hard.
And Chris told us who we’d be competing against.
Courtney and… Heather.
Me and Duncan.
Justin and Leshawna.
Harold and Beth.
What was that? “Kiyurie, you’re switching...

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A Random Story Me (Random9747649) And duncanlovR Made (Story 4)

posted by Random9747649

Once upon a time... a fry ate off of Duncan's mowhawk.... and Duncan yelled and said "OH, HELL NO!I'M BASICALLY NAKED!" then... Courtney ate green jelly... then Owen yelled "WHYYYY?!?"...then said "its still warm" then Duncan said "I feel a cool breeze" then Owen said back "ur naked T_T" Duncan said "o ya.. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" and ran around and then kissed Courtney...After the kiss, Duncan jumped on Owen's head like he had a HUGE douse of crack and... fell off a cliff into the screaming fangirls!...And Duncan landed right into the Koolade Guy's arms and the Koolade Guy said..."My my Duncan... didn't know u had ' a THING' for me!"... Harold,Trent,Gwen, & Courtney said "WTF?Duncan? What happened to US?!"... "TO BAD!!!!!!! I'm going out with koolade dude now MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Duncan said........... Everyone: 0_0 DAMN! THE END!

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chrizzy vs nizzy part1

posted by Fangirl99

i was thinking,thinking,hard.i was a little tired of dating owen,i had my heart set on someone else,well,two people,for that matter.

"owen,"i began,waken owen up from sleep.
"what is it,izz?i was having the best dream about the thanksgiving feast."

that was also soemthing i was sick off.hes obbsestion over food.thats all he talked about. food.

"well,owen,you see, i tihkn we need to see other people."
"izzy,did you just say we need ot see other people? cause tharts what i heard.
"yes,owen,i jut said."
"but why?"
"i have my heart set on someone else."
"who?"
"im not sure,but,im thinking. good bye,owen"...

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MY NEW "DCS"="DRAMA CAN'T STOP" SERIES!!!!

posted by TOTALFan

Staring!
Sumer, Andrea, Jared, Kalia, Paige, Phil, Brooke, Issabella, Alex, Rainie, Miranda, Ashley, Emlee, Rikki, ME Christy, Coolthingsfan14 (LOL I DNT KNOW HIS NAME =P,)Brooke, DramaLyric, Brittany,
WHOEVER ELSE WANTS TO BE IN DCS MESSAGE ME!!!!!!
THERE IS ALOT OF SPACE, IM LOOKING FOR MORE CHARACTERS!!!
MESSAGE ME OR COMMENT!!!

IF U HAV A CHARACTER TELL ME!!

I NEED MORE PEOPLE

ASK OR MAKE SOMEONE TO MAKE U A CHARACTER SO THT U CAN BE IN THIS NEW ARTICLE('S)
And if u know somebody tht has a character name and lol personality, ask em if they wanna be in it.
Seriously, this is gonna be really awesome.
oh and if u r one of those people tht i put here and u dnt want to be in the new series jst tell me.

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Life After Lies - Chapter 2 - Interaction

posted by gigirl942

~~

"Seeing as how my karma (which had been biting me in the ass repeatedly since I was 16) apparently still owed me a lot, and the quality of my luck was just poor overall, the chances of things going wrong for me very soon were probably quite high. I just hope I hadn't jinxed it by thinking that."

~~

I jinxed it.

My life was now, officially, unnecessarily complicated.

Why? Because there, on the screen of that PDA, tied to a chair, was Noah.

My old life just had to find a way to interfere with my new life, didn't it?

Joy.

I took the elevator down to floor A1, that nervous feeling in my stomach becoming...

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Life After Lies - Chapter 1 - Closure

posted by gigirl942

I got to hear my eulogy today.

I still don't know why I didn't shut the stupid TV off. I knew full well that I would rather not have watched those idiots on the screen pretend to mourn me. There was no use lying to myself in an attempt to chase away any regret or remorse I felt for my decision. It was obvious to everyone that I would not be missed.

It was sad really. Everything about that funeral was a lie. The bowed heads and solemn faces; the tears; the casket of polished oak and the wax figurine inside. Even the flowers, fresh roses and gorgeous lavenders, were being used to remember someone...

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Total Drama TV Episode 3: I Write Songs, Not Tragedies pt 1/4

posted by 7thGradeGenius

XD SHE CANT SING!!!!!!!

That next morning at 5 AM...

Chris: ALL CONTESTANTS MUST BE DRESSED AND AT THE MUSIC THEATER DOWN THE BEACH IN T-MINUS THIRTY MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *groans*

(After everybody is awake and at the theater)

Chris: OK, today's challenge is a talent contest.

Veronica: OOOH! YAY!!!

Britt and Jacki: *laugh*

Chris: Uh, anyway, seeing as there are 11 of you, I decided to spice things up. And seeing as how this is a music challenge, please welcome, from the past three seasons - Trent!

Trent: Hey everyone!

Duncan: Ah, it's little Pretty Boy.

Trent: Shut it, Duncan.

Courtney: FINALLY, we're on the same page!...

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Three's Twilight: Trapped Under A Spell: Kaycee's Story pt 2

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Kaycee....set free

Kaycee's POV: Kaycee walked on the soft, lush green grass of the small meadow seperating the vamps from the bar. She was determined to see Duncan, no matter what, if it meant sacrificing being a vampire, if it meant suicide, anything. Suddenly, she heard crisp footsteps behind her.

"Kaycee!"

Kaycee quickly looked back and saw Bridgette, Courtney, and Gwen running toward her. She turned back around and started running- one boot on, one boot off. She ran all demented like and slow because her one-not shoe pattern was slowing her down. She stopped, reached down, and unzipped her boot, taking it...

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Total Drama X Chapter one

posted by jadore_renard

Note: You should read the prologue before you read this :D link

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxDUNCANxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Duncan laid down in his bed, staring at a particular spot on the ceiling. He'd been laying like this for over an hour. He was thinking the same thing he'd been thinking nearly every minute of every day for the past three months. How could she have dumped him? Duncan knew he had his flaws, he was defiant, rude, sneaky. But he thought Courtney loved him despite those things. He punched the wall in frustration. Duncan sighed, where was Harold when he needed a human...

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TDA starring Kiyurie (Ep. 13 "Ocean's Eight or Nine" Part 1)

posted by Mp4girl

(Sorry to everyone for this, but I decided that except for Geoff, Leshawna, and whoever else was voted off, every camper that got voted off in the original series is voted off. Except, Gwen came back.) And… change of teams. As usual, the original teams are the teams for this. It’s too hard to remember.

And, my other articles are on the TDA spot...

I was in a weird place that looked exactly like a bank. A studio, I noticed.
“Kiyurie, you’ll have to wear this.” Chris tossed a blonde wig at me.
I smirked at it. “Uh… why?”
“Be-CAUSE,” He started, “You’ll be the bank teller for...

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Total Drama Island goes to Britain! Ep 1 Elimanation

posted by Bridgette_rocks

Evil looks

Sorry about the wait!

Chris: Ok, to recap Lauren, Duncan, Dawn and Noah have invinsibility. So now on with the elimanation!

*On the field*

Chris: Remember, if you do not recive a bag of chips, your out!
Justin: *raises hand* Chris, i am strongly alergic to salt!
Lauren: mwahahahaha
Duncan: Haha! We don't care, dude!
Justin: *evil look*
Chris: Anyway ... the chips go to:

Lauren, Duncan, Dawn, Noah, Jared, Courtney, Sumer, Trent, Megan, Alex, Bridgette, Aydan, Geoff, Ashley, Amber, Andrea, Cody, Tyler, Harold, Domo and Bunny.

*gasp*

Sofie: Oh my goodness! Me in the bottem two?! GUYS!
Lauren: YAYS! SOFIES'...

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Total Drama TV Episode 2 part 3/4

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Back on the bottom floors...

Britt: *typing in something on her PDA*

Jacki: *catches up with her* BRITT!

Britt: Go away.

Jacki: Look, I'm really sorry I didn't-

Britt: You know what hurts the most about all this? Was the fact that I liked him. But you ruined it for me by banging him.

Jacki: I'm so sorry, I-

Britt: I HATE YOU! GO FUCK OFF!!! *runs away crying*

Jacki: Brittani! *sighs*

*Her cell phone rings, Britt stops dead in the hall*

Britt: What was that?

Dee-dee, dee-dee, chh chh, chh chhh

Jacki: HA! How could you think I'ma fall for that?

Britt: O.O Jacki, LOOK OUT!!!

Jacki: Huh? *turns around and gets...