The Screaming Gophers

"Hey, Fiona! Barry! Stay close! Got that?!" Gwen shouted to her 2 5-year-olds who were playing tag outside in their backyard. "Anyway, Bridgette, so Noah told me he works at the library now! " "HaHa! Why doesn't that surprise me?" Bridgette laughed. Bridgette and Gwen both sipped their cup of coffee. Then, the doorbell rang. "Oh, that must be Geoff and my beautiful young Lola." said Bridgette. Gwen and Bridgette walked to the door and opened it. Bridgette said,"Smoochie-poo! Lola! Come on in!" Gwen greeted Geoff and high-fived Lola. "Wow, your house is big. And clean!" Lola said. Gwen just...

Ezekiel's Journal

Man, getting voted out first in season 1 and 3 sucked! Why the hell does everyone hate me? Is it because of what I said about the ladies in season 1, or that I cost my team the win by letting a hungry croc eat our stick in season 3? If only I knew, somehow, there's got to be something that reveals all the shit about everyone hating on me. I went to the Total Drama vault and found all the evidence on my vote-offs. When I opened that vault, there it was, all the underground shit about everyone and everything. There was one letter from Courtney that she wants to kick Harold's...