Packie, Niko and Dash began gunning down Russians as they fought their way up the cat walk.
Packie: (holding AK47) Okay.. The guy with the diamonds has got to be around here somewhere..
Dash: (guns down russian with her pistol) He's right, let's keep looking.
Packie: SHIT! MORE CARS ARE COMING!
Niko: I got it! (takes out rocket launcher, destroying the cars).
20 MINUTES LATER:
Packie: Give us that fucking ice, you're trapped!
Dash: We'll let you go if you give 'em up.
Guy: I'm screwed either way. If I don't give you the diamonds, you kill me here and you take 'em. I do give you diamonds, Mr. Bulgarin kills me later. [tosses the diamonds down onto a moving garbage truck] Don't nobody having them. Screw all of you!
Niko [translated] Fucked up, as usual.
Packie You selfish piece of cocksucking shit!
ON THE CAR RIDE HOME:
Packie FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!. All that trouble for nothing. Kidnapping the bitch, holding onto her, fighting through them damn Russians... all of that for jack shit.
Niko: Look on the bright side, (jokingly) at least you got to meet Gracie.
Dash: Screw that. I got close to knocking her teeth out. That was about it.
Packie: Yeah.. We ain't got shit now... Maybe we was going to have to give up them diamonds to fucking Ray Boccino but we woulda got a payday. Now we ain't getting SHIT!
Niko: Yeah, but there is no guarantee we woulda made any money out of those diamonds anyway. I've got a suspicion those were the ones Ray Boccino got me to handle a while back. They're bad luck. Me and some biker had to try to sell them to a diamond dealer and it turns into a blood bath... That was when those friends of Gracie's must have gotten them.
Packie: Stolen them from you, did they?
Niko: No, they stole them from the guys I sold them to... Shit, these diamonds have been trouble since Ray first made me take them out of a trash can for him. Is good they are on their way to a landfill somewhere. Best place for them. The population of Liberty City would have been higher if we had.
Dash: You might be right, Nicky. Whose fucking diamonds were they anyway!?
Niko: They were not Ray's, I can tell you this much. Maybe they belong to this homosexual man, Gracie's friend. I don't know. Maybe to Bulgarin.
Packie: Bulgarin, he the motherfucker who busted up our peaceful hostage exchange!? What in Christ's name went on back there anyways?
Niko: Some time ago, I worked for Mr. Bulgarin in Europe, smuggling people across the Adriatic. A ship sunk, the cargo sunk to the bottom of the sea, I had to swim for my life. Bulgarin lost a lot of money that night and he needed someone to blame. This was one of the reasons I leave Europe and come back here to Liberty City.
Dash: And now he shows up claiming the ice belongs to him?
Packie: What are the chances?
Niko: Our paths crossed back when I was living in Hove Beach as well. My cousin and I moved up to Bohan to get away from him and another man called Dimitri Rascalov.
Packie: That's a real shame, I can see you fitting right down in Hove Beach... Probably a good thing you got out though. Wouldn't a met me if you'd stayed, would ya?
Niko: When you put it like this, I'm one lucky motherfucker, Packie.
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Sorry everyone.
This is where I end things.
Turns out the series was way more about Packie McReary and his accomplish Dash Lucia, than it was about Niko.
And sense I both. Ran out of his scenes, sense this is the last mission he appears in, and have ANOTHER story centered on our boy Packie. I decided there's not much point in continuing with this.
I know what your gonna say.. "Connor, give us more Johnny!.. This can be an excuse for that".. And I agree,. But even there.. I have no ideas left, he's harder to spoof than Packie is.
So...
THE END
Packie: (holding AK47) Okay.. The guy with the diamonds has got to be around here somewhere..
Dash: (guns down russian with her pistol) He's right, let's keep looking.
Packie: SHIT! MORE CARS ARE COMING!
Niko: I got it! (takes out rocket launcher, destroying the cars).
20 MINUTES LATER:
Packie: Give us that fucking ice, you're trapped!
Dash: We'll let you go if you give 'em up.
Guy: I'm screwed either way. If I don't give you the diamonds, you kill me here and you take 'em. I do give you diamonds, Mr. Bulgarin kills me later. [tosses the diamonds down onto a moving garbage truck] Don't nobody having them. Screw all of you!
Niko [translated] Fucked up, as usual.
Packie You selfish piece of cocksucking shit!
ON THE CAR RIDE HOME:
Packie FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!. All that trouble for nothing. Kidnapping the bitch, holding onto her, fighting through them damn Russians... all of that for jack shit.
Niko: Look on the bright side, (jokingly) at least you got to meet Gracie.
Dash: Screw that. I got close to knocking her teeth out. That was about it.
Packie: Yeah.. We ain't got shit now... Maybe we was going to have to give up them diamonds to fucking Ray Boccino but we woulda got a payday. Now we ain't getting SHIT!
Niko: Yeah, but there is no guarantee we woulda made any money out of those diamonds anyway. I've got a suspicion those were the ones Ray Boccino got me to handle a while back. They're bad luck. Me and some biker had to try to sell them to a diamond dealer and it turns into a blood bath... That was when those friends of Gracie's must have gotten them.
Packie: Stolen them from you, did they?
Niko: No, they stole them from the guys I sold them to... Shit, these diamonds have been trouble since Ray first made me take them out of a trash can for him. Is good they are on their way to a landfill somewhere. Best place for them. The population of Liberty City would have been higher if we had.
Dash: You might be right, Nicky. Whose fucking diamonds were they anyway!?
Niko: They were not Ray's, I can tell you this much. Maybe they belong to this homosexual man, Gracie's friend. I don't know. Maybe to Bulgarin.
Packie: Bulgarin, he the motherfucker who busted up our peaceful hostage exchange!? What in Christ's name went on back there anyways?
Niko: Some time ago, I worked for Mr. Bulgarin in Europe, smuggling people across the Adriatic. A ship sunk, the cargo sunk to the bottom of the sea, I had to swim for my life. Bulgarin lost a lot of money that night and he needed someone to blame. This was one of the reasons I leave Europe and come back here to Liberty City.
Dash: And now he shows up claiming the ice belongs to him?
Packie: What are the chances?
Niko: Our paths crossed back when I was living in Hove Beach as well. My cousin and I moved up to Bohan to get away from him and another man called Dimitri Rascalov.
Packie: That's a real shame, I can see you fitting right down in Hove Beach... Probably a good thing you got out though. Wouldn't a met me if you'd stayed, would ya?
Niko: When you put it like this, I'm one lucky motherfucker, Packie.
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Sorry everyone.
This is where I end things.
Turns out the series was way more about Packie McReary and his accomplish Dash Lucia, than it was about Niko.
And sense I both. Ran out of his scenes, sense this is the last mission he appears in, and have ANOTHER story centered on our boy Packie. I decided there's not much point in continuing with this.
I know what your gonna say.. "Connor, give us more Johnny!.. This can be an excuse for that".. And I agree,. But even there.. I have no ideas left, he's harder to spoof than Packie is.
So...
THE END
Niko: (grabs Carbine Rifle)
Packie: (loading AK47) Here we are boys. Moment of fucking truth... If Ray is correct then the money's going to be kept in the office, in the main building.
Dash: (pumps short Shotgun) Alright, let's go and get that money than.
Michael: (holding Carbine rifle) Why you need it anyway?.. I thought you had LOTS of money.
Dash: I did.. But I must of used it all.
Michael: Fair enough.
OUTSIDE THE BUILDING:
Enamy: INTRUDERS!
(they all open fire on Packie's group).
Michael: RETURN FIRE! (they shoot and kill a fair amount of enamies).
Packie: (fast talking) I'LL-FUCKIN-KILL-YOU-MOTHERFUCKIN-(not even real words anymore).. (shoots several of them dead).
SHORTLY AFTER:
Dash: (shoots dead the last enamy) That's all of them Packie.
Packie: Great.. Let's get inside.
Packie: (loading AK47) Here we are boys. Moment of fucking truth... If Ray is correct then the money's going to be kept in the office, in the main building.
Dash: (pumps short Shotgun) Alright, let's go and get that money than.
Michael: (holding Carbine rifle) Why you need it anyway?.. I thought you had LOTS of money.
Dash: I did.. But I must of used it all.
Michael: Fair enough.
OUTSIDE THE BUILDING:
Enamy: INTRUDERS!
(they all open fire on Packie's group).
Michael: RETURN FIRE! (they shoot and kill a fair amount of enamies).
Packie: (fast talking) I'LL-FUCKIN-KILL-YOU-MOTHERFUCKIN-(not even real words anymore).. (shoots several of them dead).
SHORTLY AFTER:
Dash: (shoots dead the last enamy) That's all of them Packie.
Packie: Great.. Let's get inside.
Niko: Keep away from Mr Faustin’s daughter.
Mason: Fuck you! This ain’t Russia! And we ain’t communists!
Niko: Why dose everybody think I’m Russian?
Daughter: Tell my dad! I can see whoever I want..
Mason: I will get the brothers. And we’re kick your as- (gets shot in the face, and dies).
Niko: (holding handgun).
Daughter: YOU KILLED HIM!!
Niko: Yes. That’s why I’m here… What did you expect.. Me to chase him down on a bike and fight him and other bike members.. No thank you.
Mason: Fuck you! This ain’t Russia! And we ain’t communists!
Niko: Why dose everybody think I’m Russian?
Daughter: Tell my dad! I can see whoever I want..
Mason: I will get the brothers. And we’re kick your as- (gets shot in the face, and dies).
Niko: (holding handgun).
Daughter: YOU KILLED HIM!!
Niko: Yes. That’s why I’m here… What did you expect.. Me to chase him down on a bike and fight him and other bike members.. No thank you.