Fall down19- Bella
Mind Reader17- Edward
Tiny Freak16- Alice
Beautiful Blonde- Rosalie
Vamp. Mother- Esme
Dr. Fix it- Carlisle
Sexy Puppy- Jacob
Wolf Lover- Renesmee
Fall down19 has logged on
Mind Reader17 has logged on
Tiny Freak16 has logged on
Vampire18 has logged on
Idiot has logged on
Idiot- YOU SAW ALL OF THOSE ANIMALS!! WHERE?! YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHERE
Vampire18- YES! WHERE?! WHERE?! YOU MUST TELL ME! PLEASE! PLEASE! PRETTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYY PLEASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE!!!
Tiny Freak16- JASPER WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?! YOU KNOW WE DIDN’T REALLY SEE THEM! I MEAN WE DID SEE THEM AND YOU KNOW WHERE WE SAW THEM!
Idiot- NICE TRY ALICE DO I HAVE IDIOT WRITTEN ON THIS SCREEN!
Tiny Freak16- actually you do -snickers-
Idiot- UGH! JASPER!
Vampire18- - snickers- yyyesssssssssss!
Tiny Freak16- Jazz your pure genius! Hahaha
Mind Reader17- um….can we please get back to the point!
Idiot- ummmm…. Who are you?!
Mind Reader17- no one!
Idiot- NO ONE?! You have to be someone because you are talking to me
Tiny Freak16- your right Emmett he is someone! I have an idea why don’t you try and guess who he is
Idiot- well he acts a lot like Edward but if he was Edward he would have already told me to stop thinking that song because he hates the song im thinking!
Vampire18- oh yes he does!!!! I CAN FEEL IT YOU IDOT!
Idiot- where is Edward anyways?!
Tiny Freak16- oh he is closer than you think
Fall down19- umm Alice! You better shut up right now because if you cheat you lose!
Tiny Freak16- did she say cheat she meant….if I say cheese I lose!
Idiot- oh that makes sense!
Fall down19- it does?!
Tiny Freak16- of course it does Bella, we made that bet remember that I couldn’t go the whole day with out saying cheese!
Idiot- I smell something fishy!
Sexy Puppy has logged on
Sexy Puppy- that would be because I put fish guts in you wife’s shampoo….umm Idiot
Idiot- IM NOT AN IDIOT AND YOU’D HAVE TO BE STUPID TO DO THAT… SHE WILL KILL YOU!!!
Sexy Puppy- actually it’s the smartest idea that I have ever had!
Idiot- your right seeing you get your but kicked would be funny!
Sexy Puppy- haha man your sn does fit you! You idiot I blamed you for it! I left a note by the shower telling her what you did and where she could find you!
Idiot- oh I’m so telling Edward!
Sexy Puppy- and what is he going to do?!
Idiot- he will tell you! Wont you Edward!
Fall down19- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! EDWARD IS ON A TRIP IN MADAGASCAR!! WITH MARTY, GLORIA, AND MELVIN!
Idiot- oh so he brought his lap top along so he could stay in touch with me!
Fall down19- yeah that!
Idiot-YAY!! BUT WHAT ABOUT ALEX?!
Fall down19- ALEX?!
Idiot- yeah…. Alex the lion! He never lets Marty, Gloria, and Melvin go into the wild alone!
Fall down19- oh well there is some sad news about Alex the lion L
Idiot- WHAT HAPPENED TO ALEX?!
Fall down19- ummmm well EDWARD ATE HIM
Idiot- YOU DID WHAT EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN?!
Tiny Freak16- hey Emmett, just so we have this clear… who do you think is Edward?!
Idiot- EDWARD! DUH AND YALL CALL ME THE IDIOT
Beautiful Blonde has logged on
Beautiful Blonde- ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH !!
Sexy Puppy- what’s with you Blondie!
Beautiful Blonde- YOU! YOU MONGREL!
Sexy Puppy- ME! DON’T YOU MEAN EMMETT!
Beautiful Blonde- NO I MEAN YOU!
Sexy Puppy- BUT HE LEFT YOU A NOTE!
Beautiful Blonde- MY HUSBAND DOESN’T SIGN HIS NAME IN PUPPY SCRAWL! PLUS YOU REEK DOG! I COULD SMELL YOU FROM MILES AWAY! AND THAT NOTE SMELLED LIKE PUPPY BUT!
Sexy Puppy- OH! WELL ILL BE SEEING YALL!
Sexy Puppy has logged out
Beautiful Blonde- OH HE IS SOOO DEAD!
Beautiful Blonde has logged off
Tiny Freak16- So Emmie lets get back to that question that I asked you !
Idiot- im sorry could you please repeat it!
Tiny Freak16- What is Edwards sn?!
Idiot- well it couldn’t be beautiful blonde because he is not beautiful or blonde! And it couldn’t be Vampire18 because that is he is 17 not 18 and it couldn’t be tiny freak16 because that is you ! He couldn’t be fall down 19 because Bella is the only one of us who is still a little on the clumsy side! And Sexy Puppy well it has its possibilties but the sexy part just throws that one right off the list but…. Edward is annoying and he does smell! But Mind Reader 17 that is just so….obvious and plain! Its so Edward! Plus he is 17 and he reads minds!
Tiny Freak16- OH YEAH I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!
Mind Reader17- OMG! THE IDIOT FIGURED ME OUT! WELL GO AHEAD AND TORTURE MY WIFE!
Tiny Freak16- actually Bella will be very happy to know that I have changed my condition!
Mind Reader17- WHAT! THAT’S NOT FAIR!
Tiny Freak16- oh but it is!
Fall down19- YIPPPPPPEEEE!!! WHATS YOUR CONDITION ALICE!
Tiny Freak16- I’m gonna make him treat me the way he was gonna make me treat him!
*the next day*
Alice- oh Edward!
Edward- YES YOUR BEAUTIFUL ALL MIGHTY MASTER!
Alice- pick up that palm tree!
Alice- um EXCUSE ME! ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME!!!!! YOUR BEAUTIFUL ALMIGHTY MASTER!!
Edward- NO BEAUTIFUL ALMIGHTY MASTER I WOULDN’T DARE QUESTION YOU!
Alice- that’s what I thought! NOW GET TO WORK!
Edward- YES BEAUTIFUL ALMIGHTY MASTER! *picks up the palm tree*
Alice- NOW HIT YOUR SELF IN THE HEAD WITH IT TILL I SAY STOP!
Edward- um please BEAUTIFUL ALMIGHTY MASTER! HAVE MERCY!
Alice- OK….DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!
Edward- YES BEAUTIFUL ALMIGHTY MASTER! OF COURSE! *hits his self in the head over and over with the palm tree* OOOOOOOOOOWCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Alice- YES I HAVE AMAZED MYSELF AGAIN!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! THAT IS WHY YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE…..WHO EDWARD?!
Edward- *crying* BEAUTIFUL OW ALMIGHY OW MASTER! OOWWWWWWWW!!!
Alice- OH I LOVE MY LIFE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!