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10 ways to annoy Carlisle Cullen!

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10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.

9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.

8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.

7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.

6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.

5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.

4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?

3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.

2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.

And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?

1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
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lolz so funny cause carlisle is one of my favorite characters! lolz
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Haha lol :)
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Hahahahaha!!! Please do "10 ways to annoy..." Edward alice emmett bella Jacob jasper esme and the rest of the characters!!!! This is FaBuLoUs!!!!!
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seacat243 said:
I thought number 1 was to annoy Jasper. I'm sorry Jaspar.
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lol I love these kinds of lists! there should be one fore Aro...
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I don't wanna annoy him :S I want him to love me ^_^

there awesome :D
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AHAHAHAHHA.
i like the one where you scream "ive been bitten!"
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I like number 6 :)
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LOOOL!I love number 2!I think McDreamy would fit him more than McSteamy
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hahaha i luv this list
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that was good
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lmao. numba 4 is the BEST! lmao. xD
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Love it!Thanks for posting it!
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love it love it ti was gtreat
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awesome!
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katiecain said:
Number 6 is the best xD
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Xaxa,awesome article xD xD
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ABDCFan- said:
'Times have changed, Old man' Classic! :)
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imao, this is so funny!!
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SUPERGRL said:
LOL This is hilarious :)
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Haha ",And spray him with holy water." Make one for Emmet! You could get 20 ways to piss him off XDDDD
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