Emmett = • (7)
Edward = ♦ (4)
Jasper = ♣ (5)
Rosalie = ♥ (3)
Alice = ◘ (8)
Bella = ♠ (6)
Renesmee = § (21)
Jacob = ¦ (0166)
Carlisle = ± (0177)
Esme = ˆ (0136)
•Oh my gosh! Esme just bought me a journal with my name imprinted on it! It is so fabutabulous! I am going to keep it forever and ever! But Esme spelt my name wrong. There isn't a C, U, L, and N in my name. Oh well. But there is also the word Diary on it. For a vampire Esme isn't that good at spelling. Oh well! Nothing a few sparkling, cupcake scented stickers can't fix!•
♦Emmett is an idiot. He really needs to learn how to read. It is actually a family diary/journal if Emmett even bothers to read this part. I highly doubt it...♦
♣Scented cupcakes? Oh no he doesn't. Who wants cupcake on a diary? I'm going to replace those stickers with guns! Civil war guns!♣
♥I can not believe Esme is making me write in this! Who even keeps a family diary if the next people are going to read it! No point I see.... And Edward... don't make fun of Emmett! He may not be smart in the head but he does know a lot more than you in other things ^-^
PS. I like drawing cute face too xD♥
◘Oh my gosh! Cupcake scented! I can't wait! I hope he buys strawberry! Those smell awesome! If he buys chocolate I'm going to kill Emmett!◘
♠Haha. We're making fun of Emmett... Um... you smell like cheese! Well you might if your were human... I don't know! I used to smell like saugages if that helps! They smell good!♠
§My family is weird... But not Jacob! He's the cooliest!§
¦Aww! Renesmee thinks I'm cool! Haha Edward. Haha!¦
±Why am I writing? I thought this was for the kids!±
ˆWell too bad honey. I'm writing too. Well... that was nice. Some people write too short! Write more! And Emmett? This is a family journal! For our family!ˆ
•Oh my gosh! People were writing in my journal! I know this because their writing looks better than mine... I mean uglier! I mean... so... ugly...•
♦Emmett writes like a dog being abused, hanging upside down, during a blackout, without any pencil. That's how he writes!♦
♣Eww! Cupcakes! I'm going to colour this journal red!♣
♥Emmett.... It's us. Don't be afraid. We already know all of your secrets.♥
◘Chocolate! I said I wanted strawberry! Argh! I hate Emmett!
♠MMM! Chocolate! What? A vampire can still love chocolate you know!♠
§Chocolate looks like what a doggie let's out!§
¦I do not! Stop being so rude Renesmee!¦
±Wow. Just wow.±
ˆYou guys wrote so little! Next time it better be more or else I'm going to make you stop!... Wait. That's a good thing. Well You better write more or...
No sparkling scented chocolate stickers for Emmett.
No Bella for Edward.
No civil war books for Jasper... and no pencil crayons.
No mirror for Rosalie.
No strawberry for Alice.
No Edward for Bella.
No playing with the doggie for Renesmee.
No Nessie for Jacob.
No you-know-what for Carlisle.
I'll do it! I'll really do it!ˆ
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