1. You consider yourself a crazy Twilight Addict & your pretty dang proud of it.
2. You can repeat quotes from the book by heart.
3. You've made Twilight Saga related fan art and/or fan fiction stories.
4. You are currently debating with your friends about who's Team you are on.
5. You never mess with the homeless. :D
6. Every time you hear thunder, you wonder if some place, somewhere, vampires are playing baseball.
7. You have frequent dreams about anything Twilight related.
8. You tried to enroll in the Forks High School because you were totally siked about being a Sparta. But sadly, your enrollments never got entered. : (
9. Sometimes, you act our scenes from the books and make your family/friends watch!
10. One, many or all of your walls are PLASTERED with Twilight related posters.
11. You would be glad to assist any of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads, Wolf Pack in any way they need be; Even if the Volterra needs a pretty new toy to play with.
12. There's no doubt about it; You would let Carlisle or any of the Cullens, Volterra or Nomads change you into a vampire if possible.
13. You want Jacob, Embry, Quil or any member of the Wolf Pack to imprint on you.
14. You walk around mumbling the quotes from the books because everyone is sick of hearing them!
15. You can make a Twilight reference out about anything. :)
16. You want to get married on August 13.
17. Your ring will HAVE to be an exact replica of the ring Edward gave Bella in Eclipse.
18. Even if your conversations aren't verging on Twilight related things at all, you just can't help but to add something knowledgeable about the Saga.
19. You've named your dogs after Jacob and his Wolf Pack members.
20. When you have kids, you'll name them after the Cullens, the Wolf Pack, the Volterra or maybe even some of the Nomads!
21. You've considered pouring glitter on your boyfriend so he'd sparkle like Edward.
22. You've also considered (if you love Jake) to make your boyfriend sleep with the dogs for a while so he'll have that glorious dog smell.
23. You've considered going to a mental institution to find someone who is somewhat like Jasper so you can cut yourself in from of him and see what happens.
24. Fictional characters dazzle you frequently.
25. You LIVE by the Switzerland quote in Eclipse.
26. You've considered buying a lamb & lion and see how things go...
27. You sometimes stay up at night waiting for Edward.
28. You've developed a strange habit of biting other people. 0.o
29. Your not willing to bet against Jane, in fears of her paralyzing you.
20. But, you'd gladly bet against Alice, never Edward though. (Hehe)
21. When you see shiny, silver Volvos, you scream like a fan girl.
22. You've jumped in front of a moving van just to see if Edward would save you. (Sadly, I would think you wouldn't be with us any longer, but at least someone was nice enough to save you.:)
23. Whenever you hear wolves howling, you wanna go jump out of your skin and join them.
24. You wake yourself up at night by screaming because your having a terrible nightmare.
25. You get freaked out when people stare at you, thank Edward Cullen for that.
26. You try making people drink honey to have a velvet-like voice like Edward.
27. Sometimes you hear voices in your head...
28. You threw New Moon at the wall when Edward left.
29. And then threw it back at the same wall when Jake kissed Bella.
30. Or... You jumped up & down when Edward left and hugged the book to your chest.
31. And... Then... You threw the book at the wall when Edward came back.
32. You didn't want Victoria to die, she was kinda cool.
33. You NEVER let your friends drive drunk.
34. You also NEVER forget to give your friends that measly fifty cent box of candy.
35. You bought (or received as a present) a yellow Porsche like Alice's or a shiny, silver Volvo like Edward.
36. If Edward dies, your heading off to the Volterra.
37. You wouldn't mind hanging around the humans, but who would want to do that when you've got vamps & wolfes walking around?
38. Your epiphany, like Bella's, is stating the obvious.
39. You wouldn't mind Alice planning your wedding, picking our your clothes, doing your toenails or taking you on shopping sprees any day of the week.
40. You would gladly get food in Rosalie's hair.
41. You want to play baseball with the Cullens and wouldn't mind being on Emmett’s, Alice's & Edwards team, any time!
42. If Bella won't marry Edward, you will.
43. You would have NEVER punched Jacob in the face!
44. Cuddling with a pushing, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea to you.
45. You would gladly be affected by the territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
46. Jacob's being half naked bothers you... A LOT! (Haha:)
47. Seducing a vampire or werewolf seems like a pretty good idea to you.
48. Any member of the Wolf Pack, Cullen family, Volterra or Nomads are free to kidnap you whenever they please!
49. You feel like nobody understands you because nobody listens to you any more because they're sick of hearing about Twilight!
50. The other day when you adopted that stray dog, you could have SWORN it was Jacob. Sadly, it wasn't, but you named him after Jake anyways.
51. You own numerous amounts of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse merchandise.
52. You either like your men cold, dead & sparkling or hot, obnoxiously cute & furry; There are no in betweens and no substitutes!
53. Your pretty much a pro at weird.
54. You tell people to wait a second so you can restart your heart very frequently.
55. Your good at reading minds.
56. Your totally oblivious to those who love you dearly.
57. You wonder frequently where the hell your Edward Cullen or Jacob Black is.
58. You consider yourself part of the Cullen family because Esme said so!
59. Or, you consider yourself part of the Wolf Pack because it was just implied by Emily.
60. You have red contacts because the Volterra's eyes are red or you have gold contacts because the Cullens eyes are gold.
61. You hiss at unwanted neighbors, often.
62. Your friends pretend to be listening to you, but are really ignoring you because all you can talk about is Twilight!
63. You've researched, studied and engaged in many mind reading and mind controlling processes.
64. If you reading a different book besides Twilight (doesn't matter what genre it is) sometimes you yell at the characters saying; "Edward wouldn't have broke your heart!" or "Jake would have NEVER done that!" or "Carlisle would have saved him." or "Emmett could have picked that up!" or "Rosalie could have socked it to him!" or "Bella wouldn't have been able to do that." or "Jasper could have made him calm down." or "Esme would have been a better mother." Something that has to involve a Twilight scene or character.
65. You've considered (or have) filed your I teeth to look like vampire teeth.
66. If you go more than two to five minutes without talking about Twilight, you get all nervous, sweating and start panicking.
67. You have cliffed dived.
68. You have made one of your guy friends build a motorcycle (or bought one) just so you could be reckless and stupid, trying to conjure up Edward to talk to you.
69. There's no doubt about it, if Carlisle felt like biting some neck, you would offer up yours.
70. You get frustrated at Stephanie Meyers for now telling you that you'll never find a man like Edward.
71. You would LOVE to go grizzly bear hunting with Emmett.
72. Esme Island doesn't sound like such a bad place, even if there are rancid chickens running around.
73. You would have stabbed Tyler in the leg if he wouldn't have laid off Bella for almost running her over.
74. One and or all of your family members knows pretty much every little detail about the Twilight Saga, not because he/she has the read the series or watched the movies, but because you have clued them in on EVERYTHING, even if they didn't want to hear it.
75. You wear an opal ring on your pointer finger because Bella wears one in the movies.
76. When you smell wet dog, you tend to look around in case Jacob or one of his Wolf Pack members is behind you.
77. You don't really want to meet Sam, just in case he gets mad at you and rips your face off like Emily's.
78. You sometimes wish Carlisle hadn't saved Rosalie, she had what was coming to her.
79. Since your an avid lover of Jacob, you call Renesmee by her nickname, Nessie because Jake does & it seems to fit her.
80. Your praying to have a red headed little girl and you plan on naming her Renesmee.
81. You wouldn't mind cutting off all your hair, wearing shorts all the time, having to share a mind with 7 guys, never aging and being physically hot all the time.
82. Or, you wouldn't mind never eating again, always being ice cold, having to hunt regularly, being pale white, having golden eyes & being undead.
83. You would (or strictly wouldn't) join the Volterra.
84. You wish the foreign vampires could have stayed longer; They were cool.
85. You really wanted Bree to live.
86. You thought Riley was kinda hot, until he went total vamp crazy.
87. You would pal around with Alice, just so that she could tell you how your day will go.
88. Jasper wouldn't be such a bad catch; He could put you in the mood at any time. :)
89. Charlie didn't seem so bad; He never hovered, didn't really give a care & was actually kind hot, in a creepy dad sorta way.
90. If Bella wasn't going to marry Edward, you would have!
91. You consider yourself a different Team than Edward or Jacob, or you have strict rules to your Team Edward or Team Jacob fantasies.
92. There's two or more punctured bite wounds somewhere on your body.
93. Mike didn't seem like such a bad catch, that is if there weren't things called Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Carlisle Cullen, Emmett Cullen & Jasper Hale.
94. You didn't really care for Angela’s mood of 'Let her do her own thing, she's just Bella'. You thought it was quite disrespectful, seeing as what Bella was going through and all.
95. You have fantasies about members of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads or Wolf Packs almost every day.
96. You never leave house without your Twilight, New Moon & Eclipse soundtracks programmed into your iPod; They are the best music ever!
97. When your having a Twilight withdrawal you read the books, watch the movies, listen to the soundtrack, go onto Twilight related websites & write more fan fiction about the characters.
There's no better way of saying this, if any or all of these things pertain to you, your suffering from the ever so popular Twilight Obsession. I would dearly recommend seeing a doctor or therapist if your obsession is getting in the way of getting school necessities done, spending time with the fam & friends or merely keeping you from functioning correctly! But, I am greatly glad you are a Twilight Obsessed person, there's no other obsession that is better! :)