Natural gas is cheap cuz there's too much on the market

Petroleum wannabes have borrowed loads o' cash
to get a piece of that nasty Klondike

In North Dakota, they burn off $100 Million worth each year
just plain wasted in the air and the reason is,

everybody knows the necessary pipeline to move it around
would never remake the money it took to build


The promotion of Fracking made promises of
endless buried treasures but they failed to mention

Shale pockets don't last long
You gotta keep drilling wells every 2 miles

So now you start to understand
who really makes the serious doe in Gasland :

- Hole Diggers
- Toxic Mix Solvent Makers
- Loan Bankers

What if Cheney's Halliburton and all the guys at the Club
asked for a bailout in 4 years time

That would be so American-like