Continuing the car chase, we see Dan driving a somewhat damaged Buick Special away from the cops that are following him. I got bored writing like "ohqiegs" Said 03j0wti. So I'm writing like this from now on

Cop 1: rewthy
Cop 2: What?

Let's continue shall we?

toll guy: Hey, what the fuck?!
copper 75: The suspect just passed the poll.
copper 43: You mean toll?
copper 75: Screw you.
Dan: *enters Illinois*
copper 43: Suspect is out of St. Louis.
copper 2: 1 baker 11, we're right behind him.
copper 43: Hey, are you driving or is your boyfriend driving.
copper 2: He's not my boyfriend, just my partner.
copper 1: But I do think you're a sexy bitch.
Dan: *heads for Belleville*
copper 1: Attention, all units suspect is on the highway toward Belleville. He's driving a 1961 Buick Special, red in color he must be stopped at all costs.
copper 86: We're joining the pursuit.
chopper copper: He almost hit another car. Looks like he's going toward the park.
old man: *riding bike*
children: *flying kites*
Dan: *enters park*
old man: Look out!
Dan: *hits bike*
children: *scream while running in circles*
cops: *enter park* Attention, this is the police! Get out of our way, and into the Buick's way.
Dan: *stops by ditch*
copper 43: *goes in ditch*
copper 1: *spins out into ditch*
Dan: *drives away*
copper 1: *floors it*
copper 2: We're not moving!
copper 1: Damnit! We gotta push it out.
copper 43: You'll never get your car out, just wait for the tow truck.
copper 2: Why don't you sit there, and watch my ass in action?
copper 43: Yes ma'am!
copper 25: We got him.
Dan: *stops car* Too many coppers around! Shit.
copper 36: *points shotgun*
captain: Hold your fire!

How does Dan get out of this one?

Next part will be posted tomorrow.