Shara: Hey Mom
Mom: Hey Honey How was School
Shara: You Tell Me Either Lot of math or cheerleading
Mom: Huh You tried out for cheerleading
Shara: Mom! Yes it Was an epic fail
Mom: Im sorry honey,mmmm this waffle is so good
Mom: Hey Can I have some sure waffle maker is over there
Sharon: Hey Little Sis How you doing
Sharon: I dont think so it looks like you came down an eagles beak
Shara: it looks like you came from a Dogs Baby
Jade Dumps Beck
Tori: Hey guys! [runs over to the table with Beck and Andre] Dude, look who's on the Buzzfinger homepage! [shows what's on her PearPhone to Beck]
Beck: Aw, poor Jay Leno.
Tori: What? No, under that! [presses some buttons on her phone and shows it to him again]
Tori: Oh?! That's you and Alyssa Vaughn! Together!
André: No way. [shows it to him too] ...That's Beck and Alyssa Vaughn! Together!
Beck: Why are you guys so impressed?
The Birthweek Song
Robbie: Now, before I take you in there, I should warn you.
Robbie: My grandmother, she can be...critical.
Cat: That's okay, I take criticism really well.
Robbie: No, you don't.
Cat: What's that supposed to mean?!?!
Robbie: It's that you don't take criticism very well!
Cat: WHY DON'T YOU JUST KICK ME IN THE FACE?!
Robbie: I'm sorry, I take it back.
Tori: You'll help me with the Bird Scene, won't you?
Robbie: I'm really not supposed to, and-
Tori: Ow! He bit my hand!
Rex: Take me to the bathroom, I gotta pee now. [Robbie runs off with him]
Tori: He's a puppet, he can't pee!
Tori: Let's see, the bread mold.
Ian: Bread mold.
Tori: [a little less than excited] Next, the fish mold.
Ian: Fish mold.
Trina: I AM SO UPSET! You won't believe who I got partnered with for the big showcase.
Trina: Andrew Harris, A tenth grader!
Ian: What's the big showcase?
Tori: It's a performance they put on at her school "every" year where they...