Sonic the Hedgehog - Sonic: (Runs real fast) Yeah, I am the fastest thing alive
Robotnik: Oh, are you, Sonic. Then prove it by catching me
Sonic: Ha, anyone can catch you, you fat bastard
Robotnik: Oh yeah, then catch me if you can (Runs off) (Sonic chases Robotnik) (Robotnik runs faster as Sonic gets more tired) (Sonic falls onto the ground in fatigue)
Sonic: WHAT THE FU-
Street Fighter - Announcer: Round One. Fight
Ryu: Haduken (Fires Ha-Du-Ken) (Guile dodges)
Guile: Sonic Boom (Sonic Boom from Sonic CD plays)
Ryu: What the-
Guile: Oh, wait. Sorry..... SONIC BOOM (Fires Sonic Boom and hits Ryu)
Spectator: Why is this called Street Fight when these guys are using all sorts of crazy magic shit
Dead Rising 2 - Chuck: There sweetie, all better now
Katey: Dad, I'm sorry
Chuck: For what. That I have to do stuff to get you Zombrex
Katey: It's not that... Its...... Its...
Chuck: Oh, come on, whatever it is will never stop me from lo-
Katey: I left the toilet seat up at home
Chuck: .........................
Katey: Dad... Are you okay
Chuck: I'm fine, Katey. Just fine... Which reminds me, I brought you this tiger
Katey: Um.. Are you sure that's a good idea
Chuck: Bitch, I'm the parent here
Animal Crossing - Tom Nook: So, you can live in this house for as long as you want as long as you pay your loan of the bells
Villager: Sure thing
(The Next Day)
Villager: (Reads book) (Hears door bell) (Answers it to see Tom Nook with a baseball bat)
Tom Nook: Where the fuck are my bells, Villager
Villager: I didn't get any yet, but I will get you them next week
Tom Nook: Next week ain't good enough. I'll have to give you a reminder to give me the money (Begins hitting Villager with bat)
(Twenty minutes later)
Tom Nook: Well, I'll be waiting for you at my shop, and I will see you soon, right Villager
Villager:(Covered in bruises) Of course
Tom Nook: Good, and remember, if you fuck me over again, I'll fuckign kill you........ Okay, bye then (Walks out)
Minecraft - Steve: (Explores land with peaceful music) (Walks through woods happily)
Creeper: (Runs toward Steve) Surprise motherfu- (Blows up and kills Steve and himself)
Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations - Godot: Hey, Phoenix
Phoenix: Yeah
Godot: I'm going to throw this cup of burning hot coffee at you
Phoenix: Wait what
Godot: GO (Throws coffee and hits Phoenix in the face)
Phoenix: AHHH!!!
Godot: Now, lets make it harder. I will throw an endless supply at your face
Phoenix: WHAT
Godot: GO (Throws coffee)
Phoenix: (Gets hit with coffee and screams in pain)
Godot: You aren't very good at this, are you
What else is there, well, there is one big series coming, so be prepared for that
Robotnik: Oh, are you, Sonic. Then prove it by catching me
Sonic: Ha, anyone can catch you, you fat bastard
Robotnik: Oh yeah, then catch me if you can (Runs off) (Sonic chases Robotnik) (Robotnik runs faster as Sonic gets more tired) (Sonic falls onto the ground in fatigue)
Sonic: WHAT THE FU-
Street Fighter - Announcer: Round One. Fight
Ryu: Haduken (Fires Ha-Du-Ken) (Guile dodges)
Guile: Sonic Boom (Sonic Boom from Sonic CD plays)
Ryu: What the-
Guile: Oh, wait. Sorry..... SONIC BOOM (Fires Sonic Boom and hits Ryu)
Spectator: Why is this called Street Fight when these guys are using all sorts of crazy magic shit
Dead Rising 2 - Chuck: There sweetie, all better now
Katey: Dad, I'm sorry
Chuck: For what. That I have to do stuff to get you Zombrex
Katey: It's not that... Its...... Its...
Chuck: Oh, come on, whatever it is will never stop me from lo-
Katey: I left the toilet seat up at home
Chuck: .........................
Katey: Dad... Are you okay
Chuck: I'm fine, Katey. Just fine... Which reminds me, I brought you this tiger
Katey: Um.. Are you sure that's a good idea
Chuck: Bitch, I'm the parent here
Animal Crossing - Tom Nook: So, you can live in this house for as long as you want as long as you pay your loan of the bells
Villager: Sure thing
(The Next Day)
Villager: (Reads book) (Hears door bell) (Answers it to see Tom Nook with a baseball bat)
Tom Nook: Where the fuck are my bells, Villager
Villager: I didn't get any yet, but I will get you them next week
Tom Nook: Next week ain't good enough. I'll have to give you a reminder to give me the money (Begins hitting Villager with bat)
(Twenty minutes later)
Tom Nook: Well, I'll be waiting for you at my shop, and I will see you soon, right Villager
Villager:(Covered in bruises) Of course
Tom Nook: Good, and remember, if you fuck me over again, I'll fuckign kill you........ Okay, bye then (Walks out)
Minecraft - Steve: (Explores land with peaceful music) (Walks through woods happily)
Creeper: (Runs toward Steve) Surprise motherfu- (Blows up and kills Steve and himself)
Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations - Godot: Hey, Phoenix
Phoenix: Yeah
Godot: I'm going to throw this cup of burning hot coffee at you
Phoenix: Wait what
Godot: GO (Throws coffee and hits Phoenix in the face)
Phoenix: AHHH!!!
Godot: Now, lets make it harder. I will throw an endless supply at your face
Phoenix: WHAT
Godot: GO (Throws coffee)
Phoenix: (Gets hit with coffee and screams in pain)
Godot: You aren't very good at this, are you
What else is there, well, there is one big series coming, so be prepared for that