(Tigerstar walks into the library)
Leafpool: Welcome to the first and only Warrior cats library! We have every book you will ever need!
Squirrelflight: And we mean it!!!
Tigerstar: Do you have any books on how to rip Firestar's pelt off?
Leafpool: Actually, we have several books on the subject! Would you like 101 Ways to Rip Firestar's Pelt Off by Brokenstar, 62 and One Half ways to Claw Firestar's eyes out, by Darkstripe, or would you like 738 ways to kill Firestar and then some, written by Mousefur!
Mousefur: (shifty eyes)
Tigerstar: I'll take all three!
Squirrelflight: (Checks out books) Thank...
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