Hello all you fuck boys in fuck boy bands. I'm sure you all know why we've joined this club- to dedicate our lives to God's favorite anti-band, Waterparks, also known as Parx, Parx Boiz or Awsten Knight Is A Poser.
But how well do we really know this band? Well, I'm here to rustle your jimmies, slow down your jellybeans, and hide under your porch because boy do I have some scorching hot tea for you.
Waterparks, and the members, are a lie
Now what has brought me to this spicey conclusion, you may ask? Well, after a year and a half of worship...