Supernatural

Sam Winchester: Hey, there's salt over here. Right inside the door.
Dean Winchester: You mean like protection against demons salt? Or, uh, oops I spilled the popcorn salt?


Sam Winchester: Dad, we don't even know what these things are yet.
John Winchester: They were what Daniel Elkins killed best... vampires.
Dean Winchester: Vampires? I thought there was no such thing.
Sam Winchester: You never even mentioned them, Dad.
John Winchester: I thought they were extinct. I thought Elkins and others had wiped them out. I was wrong. Most vampire lore is crap. A cross won't repel them, sunlight won't kill...

Dean Winchester: I like him. He says "okey-dokey."


Dean Winchester: We are so screwed.


Dean Winchester: You have no right to talk about my dad like that. He was a hero.


Frannie: So, what's it like, being an FBI guy?
Dean Winchester: Well, it's dangerous, yeah. And the secrets we gotta keep, oh God, the secrets. But mostly it's... it's lonely.


Ronald Reznick: Get on the floor, now!
Dean Winchester: Okay, we're doing that. Just don't shoot anybody, especially not us.
Ronald Reznick: I knew it, as soon as you two left. You ain't FBI. Who are you? Who are you working for, huh? The Men in Black? You working...

Meg: [to Pastor Jim] The other day I met this man. A nice guy, you know? And we had a really good chat, sort of like this. Then I slit his throat and ripped his heart out through his chest. Does that make me a bad person?


Pastor Jim: Salvation was created for sinners.


Sam Winchester: It seems that as closer as we get to this demon, the stronger my vision starts to happen.
John Winchester: Why didn't you tell me about that? Dean, you should of have called me in my cell phone and leave me a message!
Dean Winchester: [surprised] Call you? Are you kidding? We called you at Lawrence, I called you when...

Evil Dean: Dad knew who you really were. Good solider, nothing else. Daddy's blunt little instrument. Your own father didn't care whether you lived or died. Why should you?
Dean Winchester: Son of a bitch!
Shoves Evil Dean.
Dean Winchester: My father was an obsessed bastard!
Kick Evil Dean against the wall. Hits him with the sawed off shot gun and pins him with it.
Dean Winchester: All that crap he dumped on me about protecting Sam, that was his crap. He's the one that couldn't protect his family!
Hits Evil Dean again.
Dean Winchester: He's the one who let mom die! Who wasn't there for Sam, I always...

Dean Winchester: Bring me some pie!


Andy: Have you got something of Dean's on you, like something he touched?
Sam Winchester: I've got a receipt, if that'll work?
Andy: Yeah.
Looking at receipt
Andy: D. Hasselhoff?
Sam Winchester: Yeah, that's Dean's signature. It's hard to explain.


Sam Winchester: Crazy is relative.


Lily: I feel like I'm in a nightmare and it just keep getting worse and worse.


Dean Winchester: We got work to do.


Dean Winchester: Whoo, that was about as fun as getting kicked in the jewels.
In regards to the vision he received.


After Sam gets stabbed.
Dean Winchester: Hey, hey... come here,...

Dean Winchester: What's a P.A.?
Sam Winchester: I think it's kinda like a slave.


McG: Marty, what do you think?
Martin: Not married to salt, what do you want? Still sticking with condiments?
McG: Just sounds different, not better. What else would a ghost be scared of?
Walter Dixon: Aww, ya gotta be kidding me.
Martin: [Aside] What would a ghost be scared of?
To McG
Martin: Maybe shotguns.
McG: K, that makes even less sense than salt.


Dean Winchester: I'm sorry, what were you saying?


Martin: Your one hell of a PA.
Dean Winchester: Yeah, I know.


Dean Winchester: Oh, like "Poltergeist"?
Sam Winchester: It could...

Dean Winchester: I might be like you, and I might not. But you're the one tied up right now.


Sheriff: What newspaper did you say you worked for?
Dean Winchester: World Weekly News.
Sam Winchester: Weekly World News.
Dean Winchester: World...
Sam Winchester: Weekly World News.
Dean Winchester: Wor... I'm new.
Sheriff: Get out of my office.


Dean Winchester: You're good... you're a monster pain in the ass... but you're good.


Dean Winchester: Wish we never took this job. It's jacked everything up.
Sam Winchester: What do you mean?
Dean Winchester: Think about all the hunts we went on, Sammy, our whole lives......

Dean Winchester: Yeah, you can't kill Death.


Dean Winchester: Dude, I full on Swayze-d that mother.


Talking to Dean whose in a coma
Sam Winchester: ...we were just getting to be brothers again.


In a very heart-felt way
Dean Winchester: Thanks for not givin' up on me, Sammy.


Upon seeing the demolished Impala
Sam Winchester: Oh man, Dean is gonna be pissed.


Dean Winchester: Don't worry, Sam, I'm not goin' anywhere.


Dean Winchester: I feel like I'm at a slumber party.


Dean Winchester: You see me mucking around with crystals and listening to Yanni?


John Winchester: I just want you to know that I'm proud of...

Dean Winchester: Where's our dad, Meg?
Meg: You didn't ask very nicely.
Dean Winchester: Where's our dad, bitch?
Meg: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Oh, I forgot... You don't!


Meg: That's kind of a turn on, you hitting a girl.
Dean Winchester: You're no girl.


John Winchester: [possessed by demon] Your dad, he's in here with me. Trapped inside his own meat suit. He says "hi" by the way. He's gonna tear you apart. He's gonna taste the iron in your blood.
Dean Winchester: Let him go. Or, I swear to God...
John Winchester: [possessed by demon] What? What are you and God gonna do? You see, as...

Dean Winchester: [after Sam played a prank on Dean] Is that all you got? That is weak! That is bush-league!


Sam Winchester: Truce?
Dean Winchester: Yeah, truce. Just for the next 100 miles.
Dean Winchester: [Sam's talking about some signs on the walls] Exactly why you never get laid.


Dean Winchester: Most of those websites wouldn't know a ghost if it bit them on the pursqueeter.


Dean Winchester: People believe in Santa Claus... why aren't I getting hooked up every Christmas?
Sam Winchester: 'Cause you're a bad person.


Dean Winchester: I thought the legend said Mordecai only went after chicks?
Sam Winchester:...

♦ Early on in the series, Dean's cell number is given, and for a while the studio had it set up so that anyone dialing the number would hear Jensen Ackles reading the message: "This is Dean Winchester. If this is an emergency, leave a message. If you are calling about 11-2-83, page me with your coordinates." The number is 1-866-907-3235.

♦ The car Sam and Dean drive is a 1967 Chevrolet Impala, which has been nicknamed the Metallicar by fans of the show. The show uses five black Impalas.

♦ The only known sources of income for the Winchesters are credit card scams, poker games and playing...