(Alarm Clock Rings)
Cody: Huh! What! (Turns off clock) (Gets up)
(Meanwhile at New York prison)
Nick: (Gets up)
Cody: (Goes to bathroom) (Brushes teeth with tooth brush)
Nick: (Brushes teeth) (Stomps on passingby rat) (Uses rats blood to wash out mouth)
Cody: (Sits on couch) (Turns on TV)
Nick: (Sits on bed) Where was I at yesterday....... Oh yeah, 32 bottles of beer on the wall. 32 bottles of beer
Guard: Hey, Nick, its time
Nick: If its my execution time, I don't want you sticking that stuff in my body. Just give me a gun. I'll kill myself
Guard: No, actually, you've done your time
Nick: You shitting me Well, happy days... To me at least
Cody: I guess I should go visit Nick. Can't believe its been five years. I don't think he'll ever leave that place
Nick: (Walks through prison gate) So long, shitty prison. So long crappy food. So long nightmare enducing showers
Cody: (Drives car to prison)
Nick: (Waits outside) Where's Cody. He's late. Probably sleeping with some random woman as usual
Cody: (See's Nick outside) What the hell... Hey, what are you doing outside
Nick: It's freedom day, brother. I'm finally free and can get back to my life
Cody: Well, you missed a lot in the last few years
Nick: Oh, come on, I've been in prison since I robbed that bank when I was 19, and that was five years ago. Now I'm..........
Cody: 24 years old
Nick: That's it
Cody: Well, what should we do
Nick: Well, I just got out of prison, so its obvious. I need a drink......... No, scratch that, I need twenty
Cody: I see that alcohol addiction of yours is still intact
Nick: And what about your sex addiction. I remember you used to hit on girls all the time. And I couldn't sleep whenever you brought them home
Cody: Do I look like I've stopped meeting girls
Nick: Probably not, but that doesn't matter. Less talking, more drinking
Cody: (Sigh)
(At the Bar)
Nick: Wait, Dio's fucking dead
Cody: Pretty much
Nick: You got to be kidding me. What about metal itself. Do people still listen to it
Cody: Nope, nowadays, people listen to rap
Nick: Ugh
Cody: and pop
Nick: Goddamn it
Cody: And dubstep
Nick: What's a dubstep
Cody: Well, its pretty much a bunch of bleeps and bloops
Nick: Sounds more like robot ejaculation
Cody: Pretty much yeah
Nick: (Drinks alcohol) So, what else did I miss
Cody: Well, I got some bad news. Were pretty much poor
Nick: What?
Cody: We only got two hundered dollars left. And were using thirty to pay for these drinks
Nick: So we got no money at all
Cody: No
Nick: ... Well, I guess we'll have to go back to the old roots
Cody: Nick, I am not robbing a bank again. You got arrested last time, remember
Nick: You learn from mistakes. And I learned never to too try to pistol whip your way through a SWAT road block when your out of ammo
Cody: There is no way that's going to work
Nick: Okay, so tell me. What are we good at in order for us to get a real job
Cody: ......................
Nick: That's what I thought
Cody: Fuck it, fine, we'll rob a bank. But you better be right about this
Nick: I'm always right... So, what else is there
Cody: Well...
(At the house)
Cody: (Parks car in garage)
Nick: Oh my god, it's still here (Gets out of car and looks at motorcycle) Its that chopper I got and worked on for months. And it still looks new. And it still has the hot rod flames
Cody: Yeah, I kept it here so you could use it so I wouldn't have to give you rides in my car
Nick: If I was a homo, I'd kiss you
Cody: Splendid. Now, do you want to see some shit news
Nick: how shit
Cody: Well, remember how shitty you felt when I said Dio died
Nick: Yeah. I still do feel shitty actually
Cody: Yeah, well, take a look at this (Turns oin TV)
(My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic theme song plays)
Nick: What the hell is this
Cody: It's My Little Pony
Nick: I thought that show was logn gone
Cody: Well, it was remade. And now there are fans everywhere. Even guys our age
Nick: Damn, that does sound shitty
Cody: Okay, so you go ahead and flip though the channels and take a look at stuff while I go and get some stuff for the bank job
Nick: (Flips through channels) You do that (Looks to make sure Cody is gone) Well, one peek couldn't hurt (Flips to My Little Pony)
(At Store)
Cashier: Okay... Two sets of gloves... One extra large garbage bag... And the Bank Robbers Kit complete with masks, coats, and real pistols... That will be $99.99...... Plus tax
Cody: (You better be right about this fucking job, Nick)
(Later at the house)
Cody: Hey, Nick, I got the stuff. So, how is the T- What the fuck
Nick: (Watching My Little Pony) Oh, hey, Cody. This show is awesome. I especially love this cute pink pony. She cracks me up
Cody: Great. We got a faggot in the house
Cody: Huh! What! (Turns off clock) (Gets up)
(Meanwhile at New York prison)
Nick: (Gets up)
Cody: (Goes to bathroom) (Brushes teeth with tooth brush)
Nick: (Brushes teeth) (Stomps on passingby rat) (Uses rats blood to wash out mouth)
Cody: (Sits on couch) (Turns on TV)
Nick: (Sits on bed) Where was I at yesterday....... Oh yeah, 32 bottles of beer on the wall. 32 bottles of beer
Guard: Hey, Nick, its time
Nick: If its my execution time, I don't want you sticking that stuff in my body. Just give me a gun. I'll kill myself
Guard: No, actually, you've done your time
Nick: You shitting me Well, happy days... To me at least
Cody: I guess I should go visit Nick. Can't believe its been five years. I don't think he'll ever leave that place
Nick: (Walks through prison gate) So long, shitty prison. So long crappy food. So long nightmare enducing showers
Cody: (Drives car to prison)
Nick: (Waits outside) Where's Cody. He's late. Probably sleeping with some random woman as usual
Cody: (See's Nick outside) What the hell... Hey, what are you doing outside
Nick: It's freedom day, brother. I'm finally free and can get back to my life
Cody: Well, you missed a lot in the last few years
Nick: Oh, come on, I've been in prison since I robbed that bank when I was 19, and that was five years ago. Now I'm..........
Cody: 24 years old
Nick: That's it
Cody: Well, what should we do
Nick: Well, I just got out of prison, so its obvious. I need a drink......... No, scratch that, I need twenty
Cody: I see that alcohol addiction of yours is still intact
Nick: And what about your sex addiction. I remember you used to hit on girls all the time. And I couldn't sleep whenever you brought them home
Cody: Do I look like I've stopped meeting girls
Nick: Probably not, but that doesn't matter. Less talking, more drinking
Cody: (Sigh)
(At the Bar)
Nick: Wait, Dio's fucking dead
Cody: Pretty much
Nick: You got to be kidding me. What about metal itself. Do people still listen to it
Cody: Nope, nowadays, people listen to rap
Nick: Ugh
Cody: and pop
Nick: Goddamn it
Cody: And dubstep
Nick: What's a dubstep
Cody: Well, its pretty much a bunch of bleeps and bloops
Nick: Sounds more like robot ejaculation
Cody: Pretty much yeah
Nick: (Drinks alcohol) So, what else did I miss
Cody: Well, I got some bad news. Were pretty much poor
Nick: What?
Cody: We only got two hundered dollars left. And were using thirty to pay for these drinks
Nick: So we got no money at all
Cody: No
Nick: ... Well, I guess we'll have to go back to the old roots
Cody: Nick, I am not robbing a bank again. You got arrested last time, remember
Nick: You learn from mistakes. And I learned never to too try to pistol whip your way through a SWAT road block when your out of ammo
Cody: There is no way that's going to work
Nick: Okay, so tell me. What are we good at in order for us to get a real job
Cody: ......................
Nick: That's what I thought
Cody: Fuck it, fine, we'll rob a bank. But you better be right about this
Nick: I'm always right... So, what else is there
Cody: Well...
(At the house)
Cody: (Parks car in garage)
Nick: Oh my god, it's still here (Gets out of car and looks at motorcycle) Its that chopper I got and worked on for months. And it still looks new. And it still has the hot rod flames
Cody: Yeah, I kept it here so you could use it so I wouldn't have to give you rides in my car
Nick: If I was a homo, I'd kiss you
Cody: Splendid. Now, do you want to see some shit news
Nick: how shit
Cody: Well, remember how shitty you felt when I said Dio died
Nick: Yeah. I still do feel shitty actually
Cody: Yeah, well, take a look at this (Turns oin TV)
(My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic theme song plays)
Nick: What the hell is this
Cody: It's My Little Pony
Nick: I thought that show was logn gone
Cody: Well, it was remade. And now there are fans everywhere. Even guys our age
Nick: Damn, that does sound shitty
Cody: Okay, so you go ahead and flip though the channels and take a look at stuff while I go and get some stuff for the bank job
Nick: (Flips through channels) You do that (Looks to make sure Cody is gone) Well, one peek couldn't hurt (Flips to My Little Pony)
(At Store)
Cashier: Okay... Two sets of gloves... One extra large garbage bag... And the Bank Robbers Kit complete with masks, coats, and real pistols... That will be $99.99...... Plus tax
Cody: (You better be right about this fucking job, Nick)
(Later at the house)
Cody: Hey, Nick, I got the stuff. So, how is the T- What the fuck
Nick: (Watching My Little Pony) Oh, hey, Cody. This show is awesome. I especially love this cute pink pony. She cracks me up
Cody: Great. We got a faggot in the house