Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Mordecai & Rigby were watching TV, when a commercial came on.
Rigby: Aw, really?
Mordecai: Screw this.
Rigby: Hold up! There's a commercial for a videogame!!
Man: Now available in stores is an all new Sonic The Hedgehog game, that has all the sonic games in one disc!
Man: You can play up to 45 characters in any game.
Rigby: I want this!!!
Man: Only available in Canada!
Man: Sonic Forever! Rated Everyone 10, and up.
Rigby: How could it be only available in Canada? That's 200 miles from here!
Mordecai: Well, we better get there fast, cause that game is ours.
Rigby: We don't even have a car.
Mordecai: I'm sure we can find something.
They both went towards Muscleman who was taking a nap.
Rigby: We'll take the keys to his car, steal his money, and go.
Mordecai: Are you sure about that?
Rigby: He has been mean to us for no reason!
Mordecai: Alright, just shut up, and let's make this quick. *steals money*
Rigby: *steals keys*
Mordecai: *leaves house*
Rigby: *leaves house* Alright, let's find his car.
Mordecai: I think it's in here *opens garage*
Rigby: *pulls off cover* Aw sweet!
Mordecai: Who knew Muscleman would have such a nice car? *gets in*
Rigby: *gives Mordecai keys* Sonic Forever here we come!
Mordecai: *starts car* Aw nice. Sounds like it has a lot of HP *drives*
Muscleman: *wakes up* My car
Mordecai: *turns left*
Muscleman: Aw great!! It's gone!! Why couldn't they take the van?! *goes back inside*
Mordecai: I still think this is a bad idea, what if Muscleman catches up to us?
Rigby: He won't. We just gotta return the car without him knowing.
Back with Muscleman
Benson: Have you seen Mordecai, and Rigby anywhere?
Muscleman: No, and my car is missing!!
Benson: They must've taken it.
Muscleman: AAAH!! *punches hole in door* Let's go! We'll take my van-
Benson: We are taking my truck. Grab your shotgun, and let's go.
Mordecai, and Rigby kept driving down the highway to Canada.
Mordecai: Ok, how much money do we have so far?
Mordecai: That's great. Now we just gotta spend it only on emergencies.
Rigby: Relax I got it.
Mordecai: Are you sure?
Rigby: Yeah man *drops money out window* Uhh.
Rigby: About the money...
Mordecai: You lost it?!
Rigby: $250 of it.
Mordecai: Aaaah. You idiot! You never hold something like that near a window!
Rigby: Oh. Hey, we're near a casino we can win more money!
Mordecai: Alright dude, but you better win.
Rigby: Relax, I'm good at this.
They stopped at the casino. Then, they went inside.
Security: Go ahead in.
Dealer: Any new players?
Rigby: Alright, here we go. *walks to table*
Dealer: Welcome. If you're joining this game, you need 20 dollars.
Rigby: Here you go. *enters 20 dollars*
other players: *put in 20 dollars*
Dealer: *deal cards*
Mordecai: You sure you know what you're doing?
Rigby: Yup. Just quit worrying dude. I got this
Dealer: You taking any cards?
Rigby: I'll take two *switches two cards*
player 1: Three
player 2: Four *shows ace*
player 3: Only 1.
player 2: He must have something good.
Dealer: Alright, start betting.
Rigby: I'm entering $45.
players: Ok *put in money*
Mordecai: (He may win this!)
Rigby: *shows cards* I have four of a kind kings.
player 1: Damnit! Three aces.
player 2: Full house of 3's and aces.
player 3: Four of a kind....
Mordecai: (Oh no)
Player 3: Of.......
Rigby: *is nervous*
Player 3: Jacks.
Dealer: The winner is Rigby.
Rigby: *recieves $240*
Mordecai: You did it!
Rigby: Alright. We have enough money dude, let's go.
Dealer: But you just got here. You sure you wanna leave?
Rigby: Yeah, we have a very serious thing to do.
Dealer: Whatever man.
Mordecai, and his friend left, when one of the players from the game left.
Mordecai: *gets in car*
Player 1: Hey wait!! *notices car* Whoa. Is this a '54 Caddy?
Player 1: Nice man
Mordecai: Eeyup. *floors it*
Player 1: Aw man... I gotta steal that thing!
Player 2: Aaron, come on man we gotta continue playing!
Player 1: Forget it. I have a car to steal!
Player 2: Are you meaning one of those '54 Caddies you've been obsessing about?
Aaron: Yeah man. Let's go!
Mordecai continued driving until he saw a billboard.
Mordecai: Hey check it out! Sonic Forever available at gamestop, 150 miles away, exit 42. You got that?
Rigby: Yeah man. I can't wait to get that game!
Mordecai: Yeah, me neither.
Aaron: *honking horn*
Mordecai: What is with those guys in the Prowler?
Rigby: I don't know, hey wait a minute! They're those guys from the poker game!
Mordecai: I wonder what they want.
Aaron: GIve us your car!!!
Mordecai: Oh dude, we can't let them have this!
Rigby: Then drive!
Mordecai: Alright *floors it*
Aaron: *nearly hits car*
Mordecai: *turns off highway*
Rigby: What are you doing?!
Mordecai: Losing them!
Aaron: *slows down* Move!!!
old lady: *driving 4 miles an hour*
Aaron: *pushes car out of way*
Mordecai: *turns on dirt road*
Aaron: Which way did they go?!
Player 2: I have no idea!
Aaron: *turns on dirt road* There they are!
Mordecai: *drifts onto other road*
Mordecai: *passes SUV*
Mordecai: *turns onto right side of road*
Benson: *drives off road*
Muscleman: How did you get air in this thing?!
Benson: The bump near the road?!! Aaahhh *lands*
Mordecai: Goddamn, I think that was Benson! *drives into someone's backyard*
Rigby: Why did you stop?!
Mordecai: We're hiding!
Aaron: *drives past*
Rigby: It worked!
Mordecai: Yeah. Let's get back on that highway.
Mordecai continued to the highway, but while they were doing that, Benson was infuriated.
Muscleman: I can't believe those guys stole my car!
Benson: I can't believe they RAN US OFF THE ROAD!!!! Now we have a flat!!
Mordecai: *drives past*
Muscleman: HEY!! Get back here you thieves!!
Mordecai: *does a burnout*
Benson: I am going to fire them when we get back!
Muscleman: If we ever get back.
Aaron: *stops nearby*
Benson: Oh great, help.
Aaron: Are you two trying to stop two guys driving a '54 Cadillac?
Muscleman: Yeah dude. How did you know?
Aaron: I heard you shouting at them.
Benson: What do you want if we catch them?
Aaron: Their car.
Muscleman: Nu uh dude. It's my car. I've worked on that thing with my dad.
Aaron: I see. Well how much would another car like that cost?
Muscleman: I don't know dude. We'll look it up, and give you the money.
Aaron: Thank you.
Benson: Oh hey, we have a flat, do you think maybe you can help us with that?
Aaron: I can go get a tow truck.
Aaron: *walks back to car*
Player 2: Well? Are they helping us?
Aaron: No. We'll ditch them here *drives away*
Meanwhile with Mordecai and Rigby
Mordecai: We're low on gas. We have to find a station soon.
Rigby: There's one we can go off here.
Mordecai: Alright *goes off highway*
Aaron: *drives past*
Rigby: Dude! I saw the poker players!
Mordecai: Forget them. They're not following us.
It was only 140 miles away. The game store with the video game Mordecai and Rigby wanted was only 140 miles away, but they had to stop for fuel.
Player 2: What is it Aaron?
Aaron: I can't help, but think we saw those two guys again.
Player: You mean with the truck?
Aaron: No you imbecule, I meant the ones with the Cadillac! We'll get on to the other side of the highway, turn around, and go to the gas station they're at. *exits highway*
Rigby: Is it finished yet.
Mordecai: You should know it's no.
Rigby: What? Why?
Mordecai: Because you asked me 5 times already!
A bell suddenly rang, and no more gas was going into the car
Mordecai: There! Now it's full. You happy?
Mordecai: Good, cuz you're paying.
Mordecai: *takes money from Rigby* You heard me. *walks to cashier*
Rigby: Laaaaaame *sits back*
Aaron: *sees car* It's them! *floors it*
Player 2: Why are you going away from them?
Aaron: The guardrail between us, and them! *exits highway*
Mordecai: *comes back* Thanks dude. I knew you had enough money.
Rigby: Right, sure.
Mordecai: Oh shut up. I'll pay next time, how about that? *drives*
Aaron: *gets on other side of highway*
Rigby: Dude! It's the poker players!
Mordecai: WHAT?! I thought we saw the last of them *floors it*
Aaron: *catches up*
Rigby: They're gaining on us!
Mordecai: There's a lot of traffic in front of us! *turns right*
Player 2: They're in the right lane!
Aaron: I KNOW THAT!! *goes left*
Rigby: How do we get these guys to stop following us?
Mordecai: This is Muscleman's car. Maybe he has some weapons around here.
Rigby: *looks* Hey, I found a grenade!
Mordecai: What does he use those for?
Muscleman: *throws grenade at birds* WOOOOOHOOOOOO! Take that!!!
Rigby: Who cares? Let's use it against those guys
Mordecai: *lowers window*
Rigby: *pulls pin, then throws grenade*
Player 2: OH GOD!!!
Aaron: What is it? *sees grenade* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *hits guardrail*
Player: Aww man. Wait, the grenade didn't explode! Haha! YES! *throws grenade away* How was that possible
The grenade then explodes, causing a policecar to hit the guardrail
Aaron: Oh no! *gets in car*
player 2: *gets in*
Aaron: *turns key* Come on, start!! *turns key* You peice of junk!
Player: Why didn't we get a Chevrolet? We'd never be in this shit.
Cops: *walk towards Aaron*
Aaron: *starts car* YES! *drives backwards*
Cop: *shoots Aaron's tire*
Aaron: NO!! *hits other car*
After Aaron got arrested, Benson, and Muscleman were still sitting at the same place where they ended up.
Benson: Where are they?!
Muscleman: I don't know. Why don't we just steal a car?
Benson: We're not leaving my truck here!
Muscleman: Dude, forget it! We're stealing a car, and therefore you can have it for free!
Benson: *sighs* Fine. Let's steal a car.
Person: *driving a viper*
Muscleman: Hell yes! *grabs shotgun*
Muscleman: Give me your car dude!
Person: Ok, here *gets out of car* It's yours!
Muscleman: Thanks *kills person*
Benson: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!!?
Muscleman: He could've called the cops on us. *gets in* Hurry up dude.
Benson: *gets in*
Meanwhile in the police car
Aaron; We're heading towards those guys with the pickup.
Muscleman: *Drives past*
Aaron: Whoa! They just stole a car?
Police: *go after Muscleman*
Benson: Oh great, now the cops know we killed somebody!
Muscleman: No they don't! We just gotta outrun them *drifts to the right*
Police: *follows* I need backup! Suspect is driving a '96 Dodge Viper, blue with white stripes!
Muscleman: *enters highway*
Police: They just entered the highway
Muscleman: Stupid guardrail!
Benson: What are you talking about?
Muscleman: See that guardrail on our left?
Benson: Yeah, so?
Muscleman: We can't get on the other side of the highway because of that! *exits*
Benson: What are you doing now?
Muscleman: Getting on the other side another way.
Police: *nearly hit delivery van*
5 miles ahead
Moredecai: I'm feeling tired dude.
Rigby: Yeah, me too.
Mordecai: Alright, we're about 70 miles from the game store, let's look for a hotel, and we'll continue tomorrow.
Rigby: Alright. *sees sign* Hey, there's a Hampton Inn on the next exit.
Mordecai: Perfect. *turns off highway*
2 minutes later, Muscleman passed by the highway exit
Police: *still chasing Muscleman*
Benson: Yeah, this is a perfect way to lose them.
Muscleman: Screw you man, you aren't doing a damn thing.
Benson: Oh yeah? *Grabs shotgun* Keep driving! I'll hold them off *shoots cop car*
Police officer: *spins out of control*
Eventually, all the pursuing officers crashed, and the chase was over
Benson: Alright, now what?
Muscleman: Now we find a place to make this car look different. All we have to do is change the license plate, and color on the car.
Benson: Can we do that tomorrow?
While Muscleman continued driving the car, Benson was getting sleepy.
Benson: We gotta find a hotel.
Muscleman: I saw an exit for one a while back. *turns around*
Benson: You idiot, you're going the wrong way!
Muscleman: We'll drive on the grass. *turns right*
Police: Hey! He's coming toward us!!
Muscleman: *runs over cop* Losers.
Benson: How about, instead of running over police officers, why don't we find the exit to the hotel?
Muscleman: It's right there dude, chill *drifts to exit*
People: *stop, and honk horns*
Muscleman: *exits highway*
Benson: What hotel are we going to?
Muscleman: There's a Hanpton Inn here. We'll go there, spend the night, and then we change our car.
Meanwhile, at the hotel
Mordecai: Aw dude, check it out! We have a hot tub, in our hotel room
Rigby: I knew this was a good idea.
Mordecai: Yeah, sure you did. It was my idea.
Rigby: *looks out window* Sweet!
Mordecai: What is it?
Rigby: There's a Dodge Viper pulling into the hotel.
Mordecai: A Viper? *looks out window* Oh no. Benson, and Muscleman are driving it, and they're coming into the hotel!
Rigby: At least they aren't anywhere near where we parked.
Mordecai: That's true. Ok, I got a plan. We can't be seen by those guys, so when everyone is asleep, we leave.
At the front desk of the hotel
Benson: Hi, we'd like to rent a room for the night.
Clerk: Just for tonight?
Clerk: Ok, just give me a minute to give you guys your room key. *walks to another room*
Muscleman: *looks at list* Benson?
Muscleman: I think we might run into someone familiar tonight.
Benson: What do you mean?
Muscleman: Mordecai, and Rigby rented a room here.
Benson: Oh, perfect. Just wait when we get the chance to strangle those idiots.
Clerk: Here's your room key.
Benson: Thanks, oh uh we were wondering what room Mordecai, and Rigby were in.
Clerk: Uh, ok. *checks list* Room 211, a floor below the room you'll be sleeping in.
Benson, and Muscleman walked to their hotel room, 307.
Muscleman: When do you want to get those guys?
Benson: At midnight. When they're asleep, we go into their room, and bring them back to the park with us.
Muscleman: Why don't we just get them now?
Benson: We could do that.
In Mordecai, and Rigby's hotel room
Mordecai: *Watching TV*
Rigby: *Relaxing in hot tub while watching TV* Oh great, it's that commercial for Sonic Forever.
Announcer: All the sonic games, with all the characters in one disc. Available at Gamestop only in Canada.
Mordecai: That just made me want to get the game even more.
Benson: *knocks on door*
Mordecai: Who could that be? *walks to door*
Benson: *knocks harder*
Mordecai: *looks through peep hole* AH!!
Rigby: What are you shouting for?
Mordecai: Benson, and Muscleman are waiting for us out there!
Benson: MORDECAI, YOU BETTER OPEN THAT DOOR RIGHT NOW!!!!
Visitor: Hey, shut up out there.
Muscleman: You shut up loser!
Benson: OPEN THAT DOOR NOW, OR I WILL BREAK IT DOWN, AND STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH!!!!!!!!
Worker: Hey!! What are you doing yelling out here?
Benson: The two in this room have stolen a car from one of my workers, left without permission, and ran me off the road!!
Worker: A likely story. I'm going to have to get you two to leave.
Benson: What? YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?!!!?
Worker: Get out, now.
And so, Benson, and Muscleman were forced to leave the hotel.
Benson: This is bogus!
Muscleman: Lame! Wait a minute *sees car* My Cadillac!!
Muscleman: Right there!!
Benson: But we don't have the keys to it.
Muscleman: Do you know how to hotwire a car?
Benson: Uhm, no?
Muscleman: Would you like to find out how?
Since Benson, and Muscleman were kicked out of the hotel, Mordecai, and Rigby stayed until tomorrow morning. When they got to the parking lot however, something surprised them
Mordecai: Great. Muscleman got his car back.
Rigby: I think it was Benson's.
Mordecai: Who cares dude? We don't have a ride to get to that game store, and we'll never get Sonic Forever!
Rigby: I don't think we don't have a ride.
Mordecai: What makes you say that?
Rigby: That Viper they showed up in is here.
Mordecai: And they left the keys over there *Gets car keys*
Rigby: Alright. Let's start this thing.
Mordecai: *gets in driver's seat*
Just when Mordecai started the car, the police showed up
Police: All units, the blue Viper has been found.
Mordecai: *backing up*
Police: Someone else is driving. We better pull them over, and see what happened. *turns on sirens* YOU IN THE DODGE VIPER! STOP YOUR VEHICLE!!!
Mordecai: What did we do?!
Rigby: I don't know, floor it!
Mordecai: *Floors it*
Police: *Follow Mordecai*
Mordecai: *Drifts out of parking lot*
Police: *Following* Suspect has not stopped, I'll need reinforcements.
Mordecai: *Gets on ramp to highway*
Police: *following closely*
Mordecai: There has to be something to stop that guy!
Rigby: Ok, I'll check.
Police: *Ram Mordecai*
Mordecai: Ah! *nearly goes off highway*
Rigby: *finds wrench* Aha.
Police 2: *Following police* Car 24 to car 30, I'm right behind you, and will assist in the pursuit.
Police: Copy Car 30, get on the left side.
Mordecai: *rams police 2*
Police 2: Losing control. Watch out!
Police: *Slowing down*
Police 2: *Crashes*
Police: Car 24 to Headquarters. The secondary unit has been rammed off the road, but I'm still in pursuit.
HQ: Copy Car 24, keep us posted.
Rigby: *throws wrench at Car 24*
Police: Oh god!! *drives off road*
HQ: Car 24, what's going on?
Police: One of those guys threw a wrench at me!
Mordecai, and Rigby escaped the cops, and weren't that far from Canada.
Mordecai, and Rigby arrived at Canada.
Mordecai: Alright. We just need to find Game Stop, and get Sonic Forever.
Mordecai: There it is *pulls into parking lot*
Rigby: Oh no!
Mordecai: *hides by side of car*
Rigby: *hiding next to Mordecai*
Aaron: *walks into Gamestop*
Mordecai: Aw man. What is he doing in there?
Rigby: Buying a video game?
Inside the store
Aaron: Excuse me. Do you have Sonic Forever?
Clerk: Yeah. It's Eighty dollars.
Aaron: What? *pulls wallet* Fine, here's eighty dollars.
Clerk: *Counting dollar bills* Alright, here's your game. *gives Aaron Sonic Forever*
Aaron: *Walks out of store* Finally. I have Sonic Forever.
Mordecai: Oh no.
Rigby: Let's get it from him.
Mordecai: Alright. *gets into car*
Rigby: *gets in*
Mordecai: *Drives away*
Aaron: *jumps into car* I'm going to get you two! *floors it* Where's your Cadillac?
Mordecai: He's behind us! *turns right*
Rigby: *Finds bat* Whoever owns this car must really like baseball.
Aaron: *shoots car*
Rigby: Slow down, and get next to him.
Mordecai: He's got a gun!
Rigby: And I've got a bat
Mordecai: *gets next to Aaron*
Aaron: You prepared to die? *aims gun*
Rigby: *hits Aaron*
Aaron: AH! *hits wall*
Mordecai: *Stops car* He's not moving. *gets out*
Rigby: *Follows* Is he dead?
Mordecai: *takes game* Who cares? We just got Sonic Forever for free.
Rigby: Nice. Let's get outta here.
So they did. When they returned to the park, Benson was infuriated.
Benson: You are in so much trouble!
Mordecai: Whatever, we've got a game to play.
Benson: Hello?! I am talking to you!
Mordecai: *Shows game*
Benson: Sonic Forever? You let me play that with you, and I'll forget about your punishment.
Mordecai: It's a deal.
New Game, SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2013