S.B: *Playing guitar*
Sean: Sounds like he keeps getting better and better.
Tim: I'll say.
Derek: He looks exactly like Johnny Lightning.
Mark: Maybe it is Johnny Lightning.
Lewis: And I am the host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Welcome everyone, here's our lineup tonight.
8 PM - Now
Sean Meets The PPG - TV-G
Trainz - TV-PG
Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime - TV-MA
Johnny Lightning - TV-PG
Lewis: Let's get cracking.
Sean is driving his Chrysler 300 with Blossom
Blossom: So, why are we leaving the school? Are you done for the day?
Sean: Not quite. There's one more class I have to take.
Blossom: What's that?
Sean: Employment Transitions.
Blossom: What kind of a class is that?
Sean: It's only available for post-grads like me. After graduating, you can take an extra year of high school, and it helps you prepare for being an adult.
Blossom: What's the job you're going to do?
Sean: Work at a child care center in Health Quest.
Blossom: That's cool. *Looks at an intersection* But you didn't put on your left blinker.
Sean: You don't have to at that intersection.
Blossom: Why not?
Police Officer: *Puts on his lights as he follows Sean*
Sean: Looks like they might have changed the rules. *Pulls over*
Police Officer: *Walks over to Sean*
Sean: *Lowers his window*
Police Officer: Morning sir. Can I see your driver's license, and registration?
Sean: *Gives the officer his license, and registration*
Police Officer: You know you're supposed to use your blinker at intersections, right?
Sean: We never had to do it at that intersection.
Police Officer: Well now you do. That rule was just made yesterday.
Next day, he drove with Bubbles in the car
Bubbles: *Extremely happy* This is so fun! I'm gonna be at a daycare, and I'm going to make a lot of new friends!
Sean: Why are you, and your sisters following me to school?
Bubbles: Because we have to go to school too.
Sean: But it's in a town that doesn't even exist.
Bubbles: *Sad* Can't we go to school with you?
Sean: No. You're too young for high school. Why would you even wanna go to school?
Bubbles: I don't know. *Sees a deer on the road* LOOK OUT FOR THE DEER!! *Moves the steering wheel*
Sean: *Loses control of the car* I got it Bubbles! Don't grab the steering wheel like that! *Goes into the grass*
Bubbles: AH! Oh no, I'm so sorry!
Sean: AAHH! *Goes onto a runway*
Pilot: *Lands an airplane in front of Sean*
Sean: *Turns left, and crashes into a hangar*
Bubbles: *Holding her head* Ow!
Sean: *Frustrated* I'm never driving with you ever again!
And the day after that, Sean was with Buttercup.
Sean: *Nervously glancing at the road, then at Buttercup*
Buttercup: What are you so worried about?
Sean: Well, it's just that, every time I have you, or your sisters in here with me, something bad happens. First I get a ticket, then I crash into a hangar at an airport-
Buttercup: An airport?! Where?!?!
Sean: We're gonna pass it in a few seconds.
Buttercup: *Sees the airport. Several propeller planes are lined up next to each other* Oh. I thought it would be a big airport, with jumbo jets.
Sean: That's in Trenton.
Buttercup: Come on! Speed up!
Sean: No way. We're already going over the speed limit!
Buttercup: We are?! *Getting extremely excited* YEAHH!!!!!! *Makes Sean go faster*
Sean: Buttercup?!?!? WE GOTTA SLOW DOWN!!! *Crashes into a tree*
Buttercup: *Flies out of the car with a bruised arm, and a cut on her forehead* AWESOME!!
Sean: *Looking at his wrecked car* I'm never driving a car ever again!!
Theme Song: link
Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run by five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
Stop the song
Episode 28: The Magic Words
Narrator: I was at Mossberg Harbor for the first time. It was fun to see all the narrow gauge, and standard gauge engines working together getting cargo, and passengers in, and out of the harbor. At one part of the harbor, Tillie was waiting for her freight cars to be unloaded while she saw Casey Jones pulling six freight cars.
The song fades away as Casey Jones pulls her train out of the harbor.
Tillie: Remember what I told you.
Casey Jones: *Pulling her train* I think I can, I think I can, *Her wheels slip as she struggles to gain speed* I think I can't, I think I can't!
Casey Jones: *Stops*
Tillie: *Sighs* So close.
S.B: *Walks over to Tillie* Hey. What's going on?
Tillie: I'm trying to help Casey Jones feel confident in herself.
Casey Jones: And you're doing terrible at it.
S.B: Why? What's she doing?
Casey Jones: She believes that if I say I think I can, things will become easier for me.
Tillie: It works for me every time.
S.B: And some of my friends do it as well.
Narrator: Just then, Mily appeared with a passenger train. This was the very first time I saw her.
Worker: *Waving a red flag* There's not enough room for your train Mily. You'll have to wait.
Mily: *Stops* Okay.
Mily: *Smiles* Hello. How's everyone doing?
Casey Jones: Okay. I'm just having trouble with this train.
Tillie: And I'm helping her feel confident in herself.
Casey Jones: And you're doing terrible at it.
S.B: Here we go again.
Mily: What's she doing?
Tillie: I tell her to say the words, I think I can.
Casey Jones: It doesn't work.
Tillie: Oh yes it does. Watch me. *Pulls her train forward, and passes a railroad crossing. She backs up onto Casey Jones' train*
Mily: You're going to hurt yourself.
Tillie: I think I can. *Pulls the train without any difficulty* I think I can, I think I can.
She continued saying that as she left with her train, along with Casey Jones, and her train.
S.B: She wasn't lying. It does work.
Mily: I don't know. Casey Jones was pulling the train with her. Their tractive force combined together would be enough to move that train without any problems.
S.B: That's a possibility. I want to ask you something, what railroad do you work on?
Mily: The Eastwood & Mossberg Railway.
S.B: What are you doing here then?
Mily: Mr. Baldwin leased me. I come here, and so do many E&M engines.
Sean: *Leaving the harbor with Jazlin* We should do double headers more often.
Jazlin: With you, I'll do anything.
Sean: Anything? Will you help me buy a Pagani on Gran Turismo 6?
Worker: Okay Mily, you're clear.
Mily: *Pulls her train into the harbor*
Narrator: I went to the railroad crossing nearby, and ran to the station. A friend of mine invited me to a sleepover by Mossberg Station, and the only way I could get there was riding on a train to Impala Station, and getting on the Eastwood & Mossberg Railway.
Mily: *Watching her passengers get off*
S.B: *Gets to Mily* I need your help. A friend of mine wants me to be at his sleepover. It's by Mossberg station, and I was wondering if you could give me a ride there.
Mily: Sure. I'll be heading back to my railroad after I get to Impala Station, so it won't be a problem.
S.B: Fantastic. If you had hands, I'd give you a high five.
Mily: *Laughs* I don't need hands for a high five. Check this out. *Blows steam from her cylinders to make an arm, and hand*
S.B: *Gives the steam hand a high five* I never thought that was possible.
Mily: Anything is possible when you live on an island that has talking trains.
S.B: *Climbs on board the first coach of Mily's train*
Conductor: All aboard!
Mily: *Blows her whistle twice, and pulls her train*
Mily: *Pulling into Impala Station*
S.B: *Looking out the window of his passenger car*
Mily: *Stops at the station platform*
Station Master: The train at platform 2 will be moving to platform 5, and will be heading into Eastwood.
Passengers: *Getting off Mily's train*
Mily: *Moving her train to platform 5*
Passengers: *Getting on board Mily's train*
Narrator: I stayed on board, because I was going towards Eastwood. Mily would be stopping at every station along her way, and I was getting off at Mossberg.
Holly: *Arrives with her train* Hello.
Holly: I see your train is fully loaded. You could have a hard time going up the hill.
Mily: I'll do my best.
Holly: And by that, you mean having your wheels slip constantly?
Holly: *Laughs* Just kidding.
Mily: Yeah, I'll be fine. Anyway, I saw Casey Jones struggling with her train earlier at Mossberg Harbor. You know what Tillie said to her?
Holly: Say I think I can outloud?
Holly: That's the same thing she said to me.
Mily: I don't believe it. Maybe it works for her, but not for me.
Conductor: All aboard.
Mily: That's my conductor, I better get going. *Pulls her train out of the station*
Narrator: As soon as she left the station, Mily's wheels slipped. Her train was very heavy.
Holly: I think Tillie's advice will come in handy now.
Mily: It's not advice if it doesn't work.
S.B: *Leans his head out of the window* Everything okay up there?
Narrator: But the blue engine was nervous. As Holly mentioned earlier, her train was fully loaded with passengers. She was also thinking about whether Tillie's advice would really work or not.
Later, at Porsche station.
S.B: *Walks out of the train, and towards Mily*
Narrator: I was going to do something not many people would get a chance to do. Since Mily seemed to have a difficult time pulling her train, I wanted to ride in her cab, and help her out if I could.
Mily: Sean, what are you doing out of the train?
S.B: I was wondering if I could ride in your cab. I want to help you if I can.
Mily: Aw, thanks. Get in there.
S.B: *Climbs into Mily's cab*
Narrator: The reason why most people don't get to ride in the cab of a steam locomotive, is because they usually don't feel comfortable with anyone in there. They can move by their selves, so why would they need anyone in their cab? I was in there to give Mily some words of encouragement, or do whatever it was she told me to.
Conductor: All aboard!
Mily: *Blows her whistle, and pulls her train* Eh, it really does feel heavy now. *Her wheels slip* Get the sand.
S.B: *Pours sand onto the rails*
Mily: *Stops her wheels from slipping* Thanks.
Narrator: Okay, this is suppose to be a comedy. Why hasn't anything funny happened?
Narrator: Kids, you just learned how to break the 4th wall. For more information, ask your parents.
Narrator: The next stop was at Angler Station.
Mily: *Stops at Angler Station*
S.B: You did great.
Mily: *Pants* Thanks. *Refuels on coal, and water*
S.B: Get as much coal, and water as you can, because the hill is coming up soon.
Passengers: *Getting on board the train*
Conductor: *Walking to the first passenger car*
S.B: Excuse me Conductor.
S.B: Are the passenger cars full like last time?
Conductor: No, not all of them.
S.B: Did you hear that Mily? Your train is lighter.
Mily: *Lets out a sigh of relief*
S.B: You know, it would really help if you took Tillie's advice.
Mily: But it doesn't work.
S.B: Try it, and see for yourself.
Conductor: All aboard!
Mily: *Blows her whistle twice, rings her bell, and pulls her train*
Narrator: She was off to a good start, but the hill ahead of us was very steep.
Stop the song
Mily: *Starts going up the hill* So far so good.
S.B: You got a lot of speed.
Mily: Well I am the fastest engine on this island.
S.B: Everyone knows that Mily.
Mily: Well did you know that John F. Kennedy never wanted to be president?
Narrator: Oh great. We're making our own version of a Geico commercial.
Narrator: Just then, Mily's wheels started slipping, and we were losing speed.
Mily: Ah! *Pulls hard, but her wheels keep slipping*
S.B: Now will you take Tillie's advice?
Mily: It won't work!
S.B: Do you want to be stuck here forever?!
Mily: No! *Stops her wheels, and pulls the train again* I think I can.
Narrator: This time we got grip, and we started going up the hill again.
S.B: It's working Mily, keep going.
Mily: *Continues going up the hill* I think I can, I think I can. *Slips* Ah! *Stops*
S.B: You're doing good Mily, keep going.
Mily: *Sweating* I can't.
S.B: Yes you can. Tillie's advice is working. Keep saying those words outloud, and you'll get to the top before you know it.
Mily: *Her cheeks turn red, as she continues going up the hill* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Narrator: We were more than halfway up the hill now. Mily was tired, and in a lot of pain, but she refused to quit.
Mily: I won't stop until we get to the next station.
S.B: Well you have to get to the next station.
Narrator: We went over the top of the hill, and Mily relaxed as the train pushed her downhill.
Stop the song.
Narrator: At Mossberg Station, I talked to Mily before it was time for her to go.
Mily: Thanks for your help Sean.
S.B: No problem. I like riding with you. I think we make a great team.
Mily: *Blushes* You're so kind.
S.B: Not as kind as you.
Mily: Thank you.
Conductor: All aboard.
Mily: *Pulls her train*
Narrator: After Mily dropped me off at Mossberg, she learned something that day. She realized her attitude toward Tillie's advice wasn't that good, and apologized to her the first chance she got. Even the kindest of engines can sometimes, not be so kind. I think I messed that up.
Narrator: She also learned that you never know if something will be good, or not, if you don't try it first. I also learned not to go to a sleepover if a boy invites you. The party was fine, but there were no girls.
Ending theme (Start it at 1:10): link
Characters used for episode
Sean Bodine AKA S.B
Songs used for episode
Cannonball - Duane Eddy
Oh Rosemarie - The Fascinators
Just Walking - Sean Bodine
Used Car Dealership - Gran Turismo 5 Soundtrack
How To Play - Super Smash Bros. Melee Soundtrack
CHiPs theme - John Parker and Alan Silvestri
Song (Start at 0:25): link
Lewis: Welcome back, we hope you enjoyed the first half of our show. Please come back at 8:30, and we'll have more stories just for you.