This is the true story of how My sister Brie fell head over heels for that stupid Goatface troll Daniel Bryan.
Once a upon a time in a land far far away (screech) Check that make that place known as Goatville.
Brie Bella: What a weird place (looks around at all the goats and people goat-like)
Brie Bella: Excuse Me?
Goatface Oompa Lumpa: Yes?
Brie Bella(disgusted look on her): Where am I?
Goatface ol: Why Goatville of course! the place to be for all things goat.
This just in It seems that WWE has a HUGE Problem on their hands. What is it u Ask why It appears that WWE has a grudge with The color black. In case u haven't Heard throughout the entire history of the WWE there HAS NOT been a single black WWE champion, Don't believe me look it up under the WWE championship title history, U will notice that NOT one single name on there is Black and FYI the rock is Half Black so that DOES NOT count. It really bugs me that WWE always lets the kiss asses like John Cena and Triple H have title run after title run When there ARE far more qualified people of the...
Phil Brooks: goes by Punk, 16 years old, (Straight Edge obviously), has an abusive alcoholic father, his mom left them. His family is not rich by any means; his dad just lost his job thanks to his addictions. Comes off as a loner and has loads of friends but he doesn't think he does. Paul, Brock and Curtis are his main three friends
Brock Lesner: One of Punk's true friends, who will break your legs if you mess with Punk or any of his friends. His family is in the middle and his parents don't care as long as he's not getting in trouble and keeping his grades up. Comes off as a...