Fast Friends (2009) Ep 1x08
Sonny: (meatball sauce on her mouth) Hi mom.
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Santiago Heraldo: Hold on. So nice girl from Wisconsin is tight with the Hollywood bad boy?
Sonny: Well, I wouldn't say we were--
Chad: Oh, we're very good friends.
Sonny: Actually, we can't stand each other.
Chad: And this is the kind of fun we get to have every day.
Sonny: Which apparently is starting today.
Chad: Isn't she adorable? That's why Sonny's my favorite member of So Random.
Sonny: Really?
Chad: Yes, really. Santiago you are lucky to be getting this interview this girl's going places. Speaking of which I got to go.
Santiago Heraldo: You've got some dog's to shove.
Chad: Shoving dogs towards bowls of food that I lovingly lay out for them. You know why I love puppies.
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Sonny: (after Chad hands her a puppy) Oh, he's so cute!
Chad: Yeah, when I saw him I thought of you.
Sonny: That's a compliment, right?
Chad: Of course.
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Grady: (with meat sauce on his face) I love meatball Monday.
Tawni (walks in) Here's a Tawni tip for you. It's even tastier if some of it lands in your mouth.
Grady: Yeah, well (pointing at face) I'm saving this for later
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Sonny: Can I have that seat? (girl moves)
Chad: Wow. You are workin' the diva thing.
Sonny: I'm not a diva, Chad.
Chad: I know that.
Sonny: Well, then tell Santiago. I want people to know me for who I am.
Chad: And I want people to know me for who I'm not. Look, I like you. And I'm sorry the rest of the world doesn't know the real you.
Sonny: It's your fault.
Chad: Is it, Sonny? Is it, really?
Sonny: Yes. It is. Really!
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Chad: (Sonny shows up where he's building dog houses) I know what you're doing.
Sonny: Do you, Chad? Do you really?
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Chad: (after Sonny busts him) Well played, Monroe.
Sonny: Props accpeted.
Chad: We should hang out sometime.
Sonny: Camera's off, Chad.
Chad: I know. (they smile at each other)
[edit] Sonny With a Chance of Dating (2009) Ep 1x09
Sonny: Well at least there is some variety. (sees someone with a taco) That looks tasty. (looks up and sees a cute guy) That looks really tasty! I meant the food on your plate.
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Chad: Sonny.
Sonny: Chad.
Chad: [to James Conroy] Anyway they're shooting our scene we should probably go.
Sonny [to James Conroy] Oh, you're on Mackenzie Falls this week? Let me guess, stuck up Mackenzie being chased by bad boy bank robber.
Chad: Let me guess, Life of the Boston Tea Party.
Sonny: Well, at least my show brings joy to the viewers.
Chad: At least my show has viewers.
James Conroy: Wow. What's goin' on here?
Chad: Nothing.
Sonny: It's beyond nothing.
Chad: It's certainly nothing to be late over. Our scene's up first after lunch. Sonny.
Sonny: Chad. (Chad walks away)
James Conroy: You know, for something you said was nothing, that sure seemed like something.
Sonny: Oh, well, you know, it's a day-to-day something. Sometimes hour-by-hour. I don't know, it's complicated. He's complicated.
James Conroy: Well, I'm not. My name's James Conroy, and I'd like to take you out tonight.
Sonny: Well, there's nothing complicated about that.
James Conroy: So I can take that as a yes?
Sonny: You can take that as a maybe.
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Tawni: Where's your idiot friend?
Chad: Bart! [Bart comes out]
Tawni: Not that idiot. James. Yeah, the one who's going out with Sonny tonight.
Chad: I'm sorry, what?
Tawni: James, Sonny, date, tonight.
Chad: Date? Sonny? Tonight? James?
Tawni: So where is he?
Chad: Right now he's breaking into the first bank of MacKenzie Falls. [sirens go]
James: [Off camera] Give me all your money!
Tawni: What is your show even about?
Chad: Oh, this week's our Christmas episode. Yeah, in the end he realizes he had a wonderful life.
Tawni: Look, just tell James to back off of Sonny.
Chad: Why do you want him to back off Sonny?
Tawni: Why are you wearing a bib?
Chad: Jealous?
Tawni: I have my own bib!
Chad: Not of the bib, of Sonny! What...?
Tawni: No. I'm trying to protect her. Why do you want him to back off Sonny?
Chad: I... never said I did.
Tawni: Oh, your lips say I don't care, but your eyes say I do care! So, you just tell your friend to back off from Tawni Hart! ...Well not back off from me, back off from me, Tawni Hart!
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Sonny: Do you really think I would kiss you?
Chad: Well that's what I'm gonna put on my blog. (Rolls across arcade floor) Peace out suckas! Blahaa!
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James Conroy: [Tawni and Sonny are fighting about James] Oh, she is so cute when she's angry!
Chad: Sonny's always cute. She can't do anything without it being cute. Stupid cute!
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Sonny: Quick! Hold my hand! [grabs Chad's hand]
Chad: Don't tell me what to do!
Sonny: We're on a fake date. We have to make it look believable.
Chad: Well, if you wanna hold hands you have to switch sides.
Sonny: Why?
Chad: 'Cause this is my holding hand. [holds up other hand]
Sonny: Fine. And just so you know, this is our first and last fake date.
Chad: Good.
Sonny: Good! Now smile like you're having the time of your life. [walk over to their table with huge smiles]
Sonny: [James and Tawni look at them] They're looking this way. Put your arm around me.
Chad: Well, I would, but you sat on the wrong side. This arm says let's cuddle, and this arm says 'Hey, good game bro!'
Sonny: Well, I'm saying just put one of them around me. (Chad puts his arm around Sonny)
Chad: Oh, you should probably put your head on my shoulder.
Sonny: Okay. (puts her head on Chad's shoulder) This is nice... in theory.
Chad: We, uh ... make a good couple. Hypothetically.
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Chad: So...are you having fun on your date?
James: I was! Until it was rudely interrupted! (referring to Chad)
Chad: I know! Tawni's a piece of work right?
Sonny: (meatball sauce on her mouth) Hi mom.
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Santiago Heraldo: Hold on. So nice girl from Wisconsin is tight with the Hollywood bad boy?
Sonny: Well, I wouldn't say we were--
Chad: Oh, we're very good friends.
Sonny: Actually, we can't stand each other.
Chad: And this is the kind of fun we get to have every day.
Sonny: Which apparently is starting today.
Chad: Isn't she adorable? That's why Sonny's my favorite member of So Random.
Sonny: Really?
Chad: Yes, really. Santiago you are lucky to be getting this interview this girl's going places. Speaking of which I got to go.
Santiago Heraldo: You've got some dog's to shove.
Chad: Shoving dogs towards bowls of food that I lovingly lay out for them. You know why I love puppies.
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Sonny: (after Chad hands her a puppy) Oh, he's so cute!
Chad: Yeah, when I saw him I thought of you.
Sonny: That's a compliment, right?
Chad: Of course.
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Grady: (with meat sauce on his face) I love meatball Monday.
Tawni (walks in) Here's a Tawni tip for you. It's even tastier if some of it lands in your mouth.
Grady: Yeah, well (pointing at face) I'm saving this for later
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Sonny: Can I have that seat? (girl moves)
Chad: Wow. You are workin' the diva thing.
Sonny: I'm not a diva, Chad.
Chad: I know that.
Sonny: Well, then tell Santiago. I want people to know me for who I am.
Chad: And I want people to know me for who I'm not. Look, I like you. And I'm sorry the rest of the world doesn't know the real you.
Sonny: It's your fault.
Chad: Is it, Sonny? Is it, really?
Sonny: Yes. It is. Really!
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Chad: (Sonny shows up where he's building dog houses) I know what you're doing.
Sonny: Do you, Chad? Do you really?
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Chad: (after Sonny busts him) Well played, Monroe.
Sonny: Props accpeted.
Chad: We should hang out sometime.
Sonny: Camera's off, Chad.
Chad: I know. (they smile at each other)
[edit] Sonny With a Chance of Dating (2009) Ep 1x09
Sonny: Well at least there is some variety. (sees someone with a taco) That looks tasty. (looks up and sees a cute guy) That looks really tasty! I meant the food on your plate.
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Chad: Sonny.
Sonny: Chad.
Chad: [to James Conroy] Anyway they're shooting our scene we should probably go.
Sonny [to James Conroy] Oh, you're on Mackenzie Falls this week? Let me guess, stuck up Mackenzie being chased by bad boy bank robber.
Chad: Let me guess, Life of the Boston Tea Party.
Sonny: Well, at least my show brings joy to the viewers.
Chad: At least my show has viewers.
James Conroy: Wow. What's goin' on here?
Chad: Nothing.
Sonny: It's beyond nothing.
Chad: It's certainly nothing to be late over. Our scene's up first after lunch. Sonny.
Sonny: Chad. (Chad walks away)
James Conroy: You know, for something you said was nothing, that sure seemed like something.
Sonny: Oh, well, you know, it's a day-to-day something. Sometimes hour-by-hour. I don't know, it's complicated. He's complicated.
James Conroy: Well, I'm not. My name's James Conroy, and I'd like to take you out tonight.
Sonny: Well, there's nothing complicated about that.
James Conroy: So I can take that as a yes?
Sonny: You can take that as a maybe.
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Tawni: Where's your idiot friend?
Chad: Bart! [Bart comes out]
Tawni: Not that idiot. James. Yeah, the one who's going out with Sonny tonight.
Chad: I'm sorry, what?
Tawni: James, Sonny, date, tonight.
Chad: Date? Sonny? Tonight? James?
Tawni: So where is he?
Chad: Right now he's breaking into the first bank of MacKenzie Falls. [sirens go]
James: [Off camera] Give me all your money!
Tawni: What is your show even about?
Chad: Oh, this week's our Christmas episode. Yeah, in the end he realizes he had a wonderful life.
Tawni: Look, just tell James to back off of Sonny.
Chad: Why do you want him to back off Sonny?
Tawni: Why are you wearing a bib?
Chad: Jealous?
Tawni: I have my own bib!
Chad: Not of the bib, of Sonny! What...?
Tawni: No. I'm trying to protect her. Why do you want him to back off Sonny?
Chad: I... never said I did.
Tawni: Oh, your lips say I don't care, but your eyes say I do care! So, you just tell your friend to back off from Tawni Hart! ...Well not back off from me, back off from me, Tawni Hart!
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Sonny: Do you really think I would kiss you?
Chad: Well that's what I'm gonna put on my blog. (Rolls across arcade floor) Peace out suckas! Blahaa!
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James Conroy: [Tawni and Sonny are fighting about James] Oh, she is so cute when she's angry!
Chad: Sonny's always cute. She can't do anything without it being cute. Stupid cute!
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Sonny: Quick! Hold my hand! [grabs Chad's hand]
Chad: Don't tell me what to do!
Sonny: We're on a fake date. We have to make it look believable.
Chad: Well, if you wanna hold hands you have to switch sides.
Sonny: Why?
Chad: 'Cause this is my holding hand. [holds up other hand]
Sonny: Fine. And just so you know, this is our first and last fake date.
Chad: Good.
Sonny: Good! Now smile like you're having the time of your life. [walk over to their table with huge smiles]
Sonny: [James and Tawni look at them] They're looking this way. Put your arm around me.
Chad: Well, I would, but you sat on the wrong side. This arm says let's cuddle, and this arm says 'Hey, good game bro!'
Sonny: Well, I'm saying just put one of them around me. (Chad puts his arm around Sonny)
Chad: Oh, you should probably put your head on my shoulder.
Sonny: Okay. (puts her head on Chad's shoulder) This is nice... in theory.
Chad: We, uh ... make a good couple. Hypothetically.
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Chad: So...are you having fun on your date?
James: I was! Until it was rudely interrupted! (referring to Chad)
Chad: I know! Tawni's a piece of work right?
The cast was given 24 hours because thier beloved prop house is gonna be took away to be used as the Mackenzie Falls meditation room. Sonny and the cast handcuuf themselves to the prop house to try to get it back and after two hours they decide to fight back! Sonny Tawni Nico Grady and Zora annoy Chad into the photo booth and he gets chased out by a rat and the So Random! cast wins the prop house back! Chad comes and gives the cast presents Tawni a bedazzled lipgloss case Zora a nightlight for the sarcophagus and Sonny a signed picture of him that says To my biggest fan I'm sorry. T.V.s Chad Dylan Cooper then Sonny admits she's touched and then she asks what Chad got Nico and Grady and Chad tells her he let them take a ride on the forklift and Sonny says You let them do WHAT on the WHO NOW! and a forklift bursts in and Nico says This ain't Mackenzie Falls!