Muaha! Its mine >:]

Itachi: *gets out of bed, looks* Yumiko... *opens window*
Yumiko: *jumps thorught* Hey itachi..um I thought about what you said I'm sorry..about the way I acted it's just your soo awesome in-
Itachi: *puts one finger over her mouth* it's oka.
Yumiko: Really?
Itachi: Yea..
Yumiko: oka....so..
Itachi: You wanna chill with me..on my bed?
Yumiko: Haha sure...
Itachi: *lays down and grabs her hand and pulls her beside him*
Yumiko: *looks around* You know ..your room is awesome..I've just noticed...
Itachi: You didn't notice it the other night? oh wait you where to busy getting you brains fucked out.
Yumiko:...

Where we last left off. :3

"What happened?" Tenten asks, somewhat fretfully. "Naruto isn't coming over here, is he?"

"Of course not." Sakura directs a frown at the phone. "But Sasuke didn't have to hang up on me like that."

...

It's on his mind to ask the apartment manager for the master key, but Orochimaru is creepier than Sai, which explains a lot more than Naruto ever cares to know about. Orochimaru gets way too excited whenever Sasuke gets involved. Sasuke might dismiss Naruto's warnings of impending sexual harassment, but Naruto thinks there's something unnerving about the way Orochimaru looks...