Sorry to fangirls of either series, but I just needed to let my anger out.

*sigh*
I know that people choose either side, but you know what? I'm choosing neither. I hate them both. I tried them, I liked them for a while, and then I realized that they're not really my type. And you know what ruined both of them for me? Their fandoms.
Let's start with the Twilight fandom. I think that we're all framiliar with it: Crazy and frightening. I'm not saying that all Twilight fans are like this, but it's very, you know...opinionated. All I hear from there is debates from teeny-boppers on which character is better. That kind of dragged me out of it, and it got boring. By the way, the last time I remembered, vampires wanted to kill you and burned in the sunlight, not sparkled and wanted to make sweet love with you and have mutant babies.
Now Harry Potter. People would usually say great things about it. Now, it's better then Twilight, but I don't get what's so great about it. Magic? Sure. Castles? Yeah, that's cool. Anything else? No. I don't like how Harry Potter fangirls are basing their whole lives off of Potter. It may look cool to you, but fictional...

The Generator
Drabble-matic is a fanfiction generator, and its really funny, too. So, because of my boredom, I went on this website and generated some drabbles.

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The Miracle Of The Walrus
(BelarusxRebecca Black)

Rebecca Black hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it like a fat woman humping a dog. She loathed it.

Every December, Rebecca Black would feel herself getting all scary inside. She refused to put up a Christmas mullet, she snapped at anyone trippy enough to sing a carol in her vicinity, and she never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Rebecca Black had to go to the mall to buy an eighty Friday. When she got there, there were so many shoppers pushing sooner around and so much Christmas music blaring completley, she thought her small intestines would explode.

Finally, she was done. Just outside the door was a purple woman collecting for charity. Rebecca Black never gave to charity, so she started to walk past without a word.

This was inspired by Duncan-Superfan's article, and like her article, there will be questions at the end.

-People tell me that I'm extremley skinny, but I think that I'm gaining some weight.
-I HATE, HATE HATE physical exersize.
-My highest grades are in Spanish and Social Studies (well, obviously).
-I'm a borderline imsnomaniac and paranoid.
-I'm extremley squeamish.
-I don't belive in vampires, but I belive in unicorns.
-I was born in Israel.
-My first anime was Cardcaptor Sakura.
-I love beef, lamb, and pork, and I eat it alot
-I'm an obsessive yaoi/BL fangirl.
-I'm a pervert.
-I draw Mochi America all over my school notes and papers.
-I'm the shortest out of my friends, and I'm also the craziest.
-People like to call me "Adriqua" for some weird reason.
-I may be bi-curious, but I'm still leaning twoards boys.
-I'm boy crazy. This would only work IF THERE WERE ANY CUTE BOYS IN MY SCHOOL.