what does kf think of young justice couples?

this is the weekly young justice interveiw. (oh great i have to make one every week?) this time we will be talking to wally west about the couples we have made.
me: hello kid flash.
wally: you can call me wally.
me: okay. what do you think of wally/artemis?
wally: ARE YOU CRAZY? WE HATE EACH OTHER!
me: moving on. what about superboy/miss martain?
wally: they would be cute together, but i dont think it will happen.
me: really? cause it the 2nd most popular couple.
wally: what the most popular?
me: wally/artemis. so, what do you think of megan/wally?
wally: i aproove.
me: wel its the third one thats least likly to happen, so, sorry for you. what do think of kid flash/robin?
wally:WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE FANGIRLS CRAZY?
me:some of them are.
wally: i can find 2 things completly wrong with this:1. i am not gay.2. neither is robin.(i think.)
me: what bout aqualad/superboy?
wally:*still ranting a bout the last couple* and robin wont even show us his eyes or tell us his name, and are doing anything saturday night?
me: yes i am. i have a date with robin.
wally: damnit he's alway stealing my woman and are you puting this into the article?
me: yup i have all written down.
wally: sorry we're out time!*takes the page out of my notebook and eats it*
me: i have it memorized.
wally:$*#%