NOT my fanfic. sadly. But a little enjoyment. proving MY little bird is always a win! XD


"You're going under cover." A wide, excited grin slowly spread it's self across Robin's face at his mentor's words. Batman pulled up a video of a night club, the type that if Robin even thought of going to he would be grondid indefantly.

"This is Moon Lights Club." Pitcher came up over the video. Thay were pitchers of teens, barley older than half of the team. "All these teens have gone, missing in the last three weeks. Vanishing without a trace. You're mission is to go in, and try to recover any useful inframation on there disappearances."

Robin cackled happily, ignoring the warning glance Batman was shooting him. "Piece of cake boss." The boy wonder turned, and started out of the room. "Remember, I'm good at making people talk." Batman sighed pinching the brig of his nose.

"That's the only reason you're allowed on this mission young man." He turned back to the others. "Keep an eye on him. Dismissed." Robin cackled agen as he slipped out of the room, and down the hall, leaving his friends to stare after him confused.

~One Hour Later~

"All right, I oafishly hate this mission." Artemis glared down at the rather small dress she was being forced to wear. It was a pretty shade of green, with a small slit up one of the thighs, and spaghetti straps. She had her hair pooled up in a half pony tail, and vary light, but pretty, make up on. All courtesy of Robin.

Wally stared at her wide eyed. "Wow Arty you look great." She shot the red head a glare before turning around to hide the slight blush on her face. Wally was wearing a red button down long sleeved shirt, dark back pants, and stylish, but fake, glasses.

"You're looking nice too Wally. Red looks good on you." Wally blushed slightly, and grinned at Megan. "Thanks Megaishis. You look stunning as ever." Megan was in a plane black dress close to being as short as Artemis, her hair down in thick curls, and glittery, but still sutel, make up. Agen courtesy of Robin.

Megan smiled back at him. "Thanks Wally. And Conner you look great to." She blushed, and tucked sum of her curls behind her ear, not quit able to meet the teen krypton's eyes. Conner was in a black button down, blue jeans, and his brown jacket.

He gave Megan a small smile. "Thanks Megan." Megan blushed agen. "I feel very silly in this." Kaldur walked into the room. He was wearing a navy blue shirt that covered his gills perfectly, dark blue pants, and a light jacket.

"Don't be silly Kal. You look absolutely handsome." Kaldur blushed slightly at Artemis' comment, smiling at the young blond. "Thank you Artemis, I must say that you two lady's look absolutely beautiful." The girls blushed, and giggled happily.

"Where's Rob? Isn't he dun getting ready?" Wally was looking annoyed. He wanted to get this mission started. "I'm right here, Kid Inpatients. And I'm not Robin. Tonight my name is Alexandru. It means Defender of Mankind in Romanian."

Robin's voice held a thick, but not off pouting, Romanian accent. Every one span around to see Robin standing in front of the door. He had on a silky looking black button down, black skinny jeans, he was slightly taller (lifts in the shoes), and the damn craziest storm culled eyes thay had ever seen.

"Robin your eyes!" Wally zipped over, and got in close to his best friend's face. Robin stepped back, his think accent still going. "God, personally Mulberries bubble here! Translation:God, personal bubble here dude! And there contacts. No you still can't see my real eyes."

Wally gave his friend a confused look. "All I under stood of that first thing was god, bubble, and here." Robin rolled his eyes. "It's Romanian. I'm a gypsy so I thought it would be fighting you know?" He turned to leave.

"Now come-on we have a mission to do." Snapping out of there stunned dazes thay all fallowed the younger boy out of the room. "You ladies look breath taking by the way. I do not think the boys will be able to keep away from to lovely flowers as you're self's."

Robin looked over his shoulder, and gave the girls a look that seamed half way between a smirk, and a smile. Megan and Artemis blushed at his comment. The boy had to resist the urge to roll their eyes, and say "Robin, such the lady killer." as thay interred Megan's ship.

~Half A Hour Later.~

Five of the six teen's sat in one of the booth, trying their best to keep things cool as thay served the club. For these five the club life was just a littil to whelming, and thay were forced to sit till thay had their wits about theme ones agen.

"God will you look at him! How can he be that calm and collected in here! Look he's even talking sum girl up!" Wally had to yell for most of his friends to hear him over the loud music. He pointed off to the medal of the room were the dance floor was.

Robin was just inside the edge of the dancers talking to a pretty girl who was way older thin him. Robin looked completely at ease as he chatted the girl up while thay danced. He had his hands on her hips, as her arms were draped around his neck.

"Conner can you hear what they're talking about?" Though Artemis was normally moor respectful of her team mates privacy, she was beyond curious to know what the boy wonder was saying to get this girl so raped around his finger.

"He's complementing her I think, and is talking about how good she'd look on his bike. And she's saying that his accent is…" He trailed off blushing. No one had to even guess what the girl must have sed to him. "Now he's asking about the missing teens."

Kaldur held up his hand. "That's good Conner. As long as he's keeping his head on the mission." Thay all watched stunned at Robin led the girl off the dance floor. The two disappeared in the crowd. "We shod probably get out there two."

Artemis took Megan's hand, and pulled her from the both. "Come-on Meggles you're sticking with me." Megan cast one last look at the rest of her friends as she was dragged off. "Um, ok Artemis." Wally stood up after thay diapered.

"No way I'm letting Rob, I mean Alexandru; show me up in a club. I'm goanna go see if I can find anyone who knows anything about what were looking for." He gave the remaining two boys a wave before walking off into the crowd.

"I guess we shod go to." Kaldur nodded in agreement as Conner stood up. The two walked off, keeping together in order for a seen not to start. The night seemed to drag on forever. Kaldur and Conner ended up feting less inframation this thay had hoped for.

Wally had gotten sum good info, but still it was small, and shaky. Megan, and Artemis had gotten hit on moor thin gotten any info, and what info thay had gotten was from females in the ladies room. And Robin, well Robin surprisingly had the best of luck.

~In Megan's Bio Ship~

"How did you get all that info? We barely got anything at all!" Robin pushed Wally back from his face. "Idiota. Que posso porque sei como encanto a girl em dizer me nada quero." *translation:Idiot. I can because I know how charm a girl into telling me anything I want.

Wally blinked a few times. "Was that Romanian?" Robin shook his head. "No that one was Portuguese. I got tired of Romanian for the night." He grinned at his friends mischievously. "So seeing as you guys got littil info, duz this mean you got lots of digits?"

Wally laughed fishing out pieces of paper from his pocket. "Scored five!" Artemis rolled her eyes. "Me, and Meg got offered a copal but we turned em down." Megan nodded in agreement. "Same with us." Conner jerked his thumb in Kaldur's direction.

"What about you Robin? Did a few girls give you there numbers?" Robin shook his head. Wally started to laugh. "Awww did mister popular get shot down by the lades."

Robin polled out a clip stuffed with pieces of paper.

"I got 30 of em. Not goanna call though. There just go in the trash with the other billon I get whin on patrol, and save sum girl." Robin stood up, and started to leave the bio ship, amused by the look of shock on his friends' faces. "What can I say? The ladies love a bad boy."
The ladies love a bad boy! ;D