Superboy was in his room shirtless. He had just come back from a mission where he lost yet again another shirt. Superboy walked to his closet to get a shirt, but when he opened it, it was empty except for a few hangers and his boots. Superboy tried to think were his shirts might be. Then he remembered about all those missions where his shirt was torn off. He heard the zeta tube announce Batman’s arrival.
“Batman 01”
Superboy went to talk to him.
“Hi Batman”
Batman looked at superboy
“Uh what happened to your shirt?”
“I lost it in a mission”
“Then you should put on another one”
“Uh actually I don’t have anymore”
“Oh. I suppose you want me to buy some for you”
Superboy shrugged
“You should really get a job” Batman said. Then suddenly an idea formed in his mind. An idea to make superman spend more time with Conner. (And for him not to spend anymore money on him. Sweet)
“Yes you should get a job, and I’m sure Clark would give you a job at the newspaper”
Superboy had a confusing look on his face. Batman quickly wrote a note.
“Here. I’ll have the zeta tube transport you to Metropolis”
Batman was typing the destination when Superboy cleared his throat
“Uh Batman”
Batman turned.
“Oh right. Let me get you a shirt first”
Batman went to buy a superman shirt for Conner. He had to drive all the way to the mall. He was such in a hurry that he didn’t even change out of his batman costume. Yes it was embarrassing but he had a very small opportunity to have Clark spend time with Superboy, and no one dared laugh when they saw Batman buying a superman shirt. (If they did he would probably batarang them to their death. And since he’s Bruce Wayne he could just pay for the damages and make them drop the charges in exchange of a new car). He came back to the cave and sent Conner to metropolis.